Matt: "Ha! You DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR ASKING ME TO CONFESS! I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!"

Tom: "All I did was ask if you ate the last chocolate bar."

Matt: "UNLESS!"

Tord: "Unless???"

Matt: "IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER BROKE THE LAW-"

~From across the room~

Eduardo: "WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAW!"

Matt: "Fucking leave. NOW."

Eduardo: "But I live here now."

Matt:

Eduardo:

Matt:

Eduardo:

Matt:

Eduardo:

Matt: "Does it look like I give to shiiii-

[Mark walks into the room]

Matt: -Ooot?"

Mark: [Smol cinnamon roll bean powers] Hai guys.
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Eduardo: "Can one of you. Please tell me. What happened. To. My. Hamilton CD?"

Edd: "I burned i-"

Eduardo: "I HOPE THAT YOU BURRRRRRN!"

Edd: "What the fuck? I'm out fam."

Eduardo: "YOU'LL BE BACK!"

Edd: "No I won't."

Eduardo: "I knew you were mine. You said you were mine. I thought you were miiiine... ;¬;
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[Eduardo screaming "HELPLESS" In the background]

Ghost Jon: "Can you please not?"
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Edd: "I can give you 30 reasons why Donald Trump is not fit to be president."

Tom: "That's nice."

Eduardo: "list them."

Edd: "1. he sucks ass.
2. he sucks ass.
3. he sucks ass.
4. he sucks ass.
5. he sucks ass.
6. he sucks ass.
7. he sucks ass.
8. he sucks ass.
9. he sucks ass.
10. he sucks ass.
11. he sucks ass.
12. he sucks ass.
13. he sucks ass.
14. he sucks ass.
15. he sucks ass.
16. he sucks ass.
17. he sucks ass.
18. he sucks ass.
19. he sucks ass.
20. he sucks ass.
21. he sucks ass.
22. he sucks ass.
23. he sucks ass.
24. he sucks ass.
25. he sucks ass.
26. he sucks ass.
27. he sucks ass.
28. he sucks ass.
29. he sucks ass.
30. he sucks ass."

Eduardo: "I agree."

Tom: "Fam-"
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Tord: "I'm gonna accomplish something a short person has never done before."

Tom: "What's that?"

Tord: "Dominate."

Patryk: "My child-"
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Tormya: "Hey guys what's-"

All the boys: [Ghost Jon flying around breaking shit. Edd trying to kill Eduardo. Tord trying to twerk but failing miserably. Tom trying to be calm but physically failing. Mark hiding under a table. Matt trying to flirt with Mark. Paul eating popcorn and throwing it at the same time. Patryk trying to clean up.]

Tormya: "What the fuck man."
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Larry: "Thomas. I Am your father."

Tom: "If you're my dad, who was that pineapple that raised me?"

Larry: "PFFFFFFF! You ACTUALLY FELL FOR THAT?! OMG BING YOU DID SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE THAT'S ACTUALLY AMUSING! AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Tom: "Dad no."
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Tord: "I can't think straight."

Edd: "Maybe because your gay."

Tord:

Edd:

Tord:

Edd:

Tord: "Who the fuck even are you?"
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Tord: "I don't remember giving you my permission to exist."

Ghost Jon: "Oh. Okay then. [Fades away from exsistance]"

Tord: "God damnit."
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Joan: "[Grabs a microphone] THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET"

Marcel: "How will this help us find her?"

Elana: "[Some where in the crowd] HAVE YOU READ THIS?!"

Joan: "Found her."
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Tord: "I'm gay dad."

Paul: "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SAID IT!"

Tord: "Dad no."
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Kid!Eduardo: "I will never curse in my life!"

Kid!Jon: "Yeah, that's a lie."
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Eduardo: "I still miss my mom."

Edd: "Hah Mama's boy!"

Eduardo: "She died in a hurricane."

Edd: "I am so sorry."
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Future! Tord: "What even is this?"

Tormya: "It's a thingy."

Future! Tord: "You mean a dick?"

Tormya: "Dad no."
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Eduardo: "Who can laugh the longest, GO!"

Mark: "a."

Jon: "HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA!"

Eduardo: [Insane Laughter] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHHSHAHSHHHAHHAHAHSHHSSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

Jon: "Fam you good?"

Eduardo: "No-"
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Eduardo: "I'm fine. I'm ok."

Edd: "Did you know when you say 'ok' two letters from 'broken' are in it. So that means your saying 'I'm broken.'"

Eduardo: "I-"
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Tord: "There is only one problem with Hamilton."

Eduardo: "What?"

Tord: "Daveed Diggs isn't my boyfriend."

Eduardo: "I swear. He's too hot and it's not fair at all."
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