I see a guy in a panther suit dodging some spells, completely confused.

I walk out of the bushes and the dark wizards look at me. "Ok, Hermione and Harry sent me to kick your guys' ass, stop messing with the muggle already." I say as I pull my wand out of my hair.

"We're going to get you back for what your did to Lady Caroline!" One yells and flies towards me.

"Expelliarmus!" I say pointing my wand at him and he flies back while I catch his wand. "I'll be confiscating these." I say to them.

"Who are you?" The Black Panther suit guy asks me.

"Ashley Black, I'm a witch." I say as I dodge the killing curse. "Hey! Watch where your pointing that killing curse you bastard!" I yell at him annoyed.

"I was aiming at you!" The guy yells at me.

And now it's time I explain what's going on as time freezes. My name is Ashley Black, I'm a witch that graduated from Hogwarts, a school of witchcraft and wizardry. I'm an Auror, an Auror is magic police for the magic world, not the game Magic, actual magic. I have long black hair that end around my waist and dark eyes, I have scars all over my abdomen, one of my cheek, shoulder and my hand is a mess of scars from my fifth year. I'm Harry Potter's sister in a way also, his parents were my god parents and my Dad was his godfather. But anyways, I was tasked to bring these dark wizards in and take their wands.

I punch one guy coming for me and he flies back while his wand falls to the ground.

"Two out of, five?" I ask and I see an unregistered Animagus come out of the bushes. "Six." I say and I pick up the fallen wand.

"But there were five." Panther suit guy says to me.

"Unregistered Animagus." I say pointing my wand at the mouse.

"What?" He asks confused.

I use a spell to turn the mouse back into a wizard and I use expelliarmus on him, confiscating his wand.

I pull a potion out of my boot as the area gets cold.

"Did the temperature drop?" The panther asks me.

"Yeah, yeah it did." I say and the black whispy scary dementor comes out, three of them actually.

"What is that?" Panther guy asks me confused and shocked.

"That would be a dementor, surprised you can see it though, Muggles can't see them, I learned that painfully in my fifth year." I say surprised.

I spray one dementor with the potion and it flies away.

"Sweet it worked, oh shit, I'm out." I say trying to spray it again but nothing comes out. "Oh well. Expecto Patronum!" I say pointing at the last two Dementors and my husky fights them off while I kick one guy coming for me and swiping his wand easily.

"Muggle?" Panther guy asks confused.

"Uh, Non-Magic Folk." I say to him.

"Who uses the word Folk anymore?" My head piece says in my ear.

"Yeah yeah Ron, shut up." I say and he laughs.

"You know 'Mione is gonna have your head for using spells infront of a muggle, right?" Ron asks in my ear.

"Probably, but she couldn't stay mad at me." I say to him.

"Who are you talking to?" Panther guy asks me confused and I show him the ear piece.

"Ron, a Weasley." I say and I finish off the last two guys, confiscating their wands.

"Ashley, hurry back, Harry is starting to pace." Ron says in my ear, amused.

"Just put him on Ron." I say to him as I start hand cuffing the dark wizards with magic hand cuffs.

"Ashley? Are you ok?" Harry asks me worried.

"I'm fine, no new scars so you don't have to worry, just a heads up, one of these guys is an unregistered Animagus like me, he can turn into a mouse." I say to him.

"And their wands?" Harry asks me.

"Got all six." I say and he sighs.

"Any witnesses?" Harry asks me.

"Just one, he was able to see the Dementors that came to attack me though." I say to Harry with a small shrug. "Doesn't have a wand from what I can see, maybe he doesn't know he's a wizard?" I ask Harry.

"Everyone knows by the age eleven, they get a letter from a wizarding school." Harry reminds me.

"Well he doesn't look like a troll, or a giant, or a werewolf." I say to Harry.

"How can you tell if he's a werewolf or not?" Harry asks me.

"Well yesterday was the full moon, he would be sick right now like Avery, my roommate was a werewolf, and Moony was a werewolf, I think I know a werewolf when I see one." I say to him. "Heads up, wands coming your way first Harry." I say as I transport them with a spell and then I transport the wizards. "Oh, they were followers of my mother, so be careful." I say to Harry.

"Alright, get back here after you obliviate the guy." Harry says to me.

"You sound like 'Mione." I say to Harry amused.

"Just do it Ashley." Harry says to me in annoyance.

"Alright alright, jeez." I say and I turn the ear piece off and I put it in my pocket.

I look at the panther guy who is in shock.

"How did you?" He asks me.

"Take out six magical beings and three Dementors with only a stick?" I finish and he nods. "This is a wand. There are many like it, but this one is mine, its a ten inch, acacia wood, unicorn hair, wand." I say and he looks at it shocked. "Anyways, I'll have to erase this fight from your memories, to keep the wizarding world safe, though you are curious, being able to see a dementor, I wonder." I think for a moment.

"You need magical properties to see those things right?" Panther guy asks me.

"Yes, but you yourself need to be magical." I say to him confused.

"I'm the Black Panther for centuries my fathers and their fathers were the black panther." The guy says to me and it finally pieces together.

"Oh! You must be T'Chaka's son." I say to him surprised.

"You know my Father?" He asks confused.

"No, he was an old friend of my Mother's." I say to him.

"Is that good or bad? You said those guys were followers of your mother." He asks me.

"Personally, I hate my mother with a burning passion, I don't even really consider her my Mother anymore for what she's done to me and my brothers and sisters." I say and I sigh. "But, most of her old friends had nothing to do with her being evil, so I can't classify it as either good or bad." I say and he nods confused. "You must be Prince T'challa then." I say to him.

"King actually." He says to me and I nod.

"Must I really obliviate him?" I ask myself and I come to a decision and I out my wand back up in my hair.

I end up going with him to Wakanda and I look around in surprise.

"This is Wakanda, my country. We do not have wizards here." T'challa says to me and I nod.

I follow him to I guess his throne room and I see a lot of female guards.

"Who is this?" His head female guard asks him.

"My name is Ashley Black." I say and I get a lot of spears pointed at me. "For the love of god! I haven't done anything wrong."I say to them shocked.

"Your Mother targeted our past King." She says to me.

"Ok that's not fair, I hate my Mother." I say to her.

"She saved me from a group of wizards. Took them down almost effortlessly." T'challa says in my defense.

"And this is why I never leave London." I say to myself.

"What's your house?" Head guard asks me.

"Does that really define me?" I ask her and she nods. "Slytherin, no I'm not evil like the rest of the lot that came out, and I can prove it." I say to her.

"Then prove it." She says to me.

"I have a group of friends from Gryffindor." I say and I pull out my phone. "One of them is Harry Potter, he's my brother actually, and then my sister is an Auror, training to be the Minister." I say to her and I call Harry with the phone on speaker.

He picks up almost immediately. "Ashley! Where are you?" Harry asks me.

"Wakanda." I say to him.

"Wakanda? Why?" Harry asks me.

"I don't have an answer for that, but uh, you know my mother, she's done bad here too and right now I'm surrounded by spears." I say to him.

"Seriously?" Harry asks me.

"Yeah." I say to him.

"This is why I never let you leave London." Harry says to me and I nod.

"I know." I say to Harry. "Now could you please tell them I'm not evil! They don't believe me because I'm from Slytherin." I ask Harry.

"Well your house is evil." Harry points out.

"Harry!" I yell at him annoyed.

"Sorry, sorry." Harry says to me laughing. "Ashley isn't evil, she's the one who killed her mother to stop her influence on the wizarding world. She was supposed to be a Gryffindor, but the sorting hat decided she should be in Slytherin because of bloodline." Harry says to them.

"Stand down." T'challa says to his guards and the reluctantly do.

"Stop sending me out of London Harry, next time you do, I might be caught by other country Auror's and that'll be the end of me." I say to Harry.

"Yeah, yeah, bye." Harry says amused and hangs up.

"You have a lot of trouble with your family don't you?" T'challa asks me and I nod.

"My dad was framed and people believe he was a death eater, even though he wasn't, he's dead, killed by my cousin Bellatrix, she's evil, very, evil, and then my mother was actually a death eater, she framed my Dad with her buddy Pettigrew, who is also dead, Voldemort killed him for hesitation. Both sides of family are Slytherin, except for my cousin Tonks, who is dead as well and I'm currently raising her son, and my Dad." I say and he nods surprised.

"You look young to be raising a child." T'challa says to me.

"I'm 24." I say and he nods.

"Your from London then?" A girl asks.

"Shuri, how did you know that?" T'challa asks him.

"Because she said so." Shuri says to him. "I'm taking her with me to see another white man on our grounds." Shuri says to him with a smirk and I'm so confused.

T'challa sighs and let's her take me to a field.

"I'm confused." I say and Shuri shrugs.

A white guy I recognize all too well walks out of a hut.

"Oh, shit." I say and the guy looks at me, and he doesn't even show a hint if recognization.

"Something wrong white girl?" Shuri asks me confused.

"For one, I'm British, for two, maybe." I say and the guy walks over to us and he just stares at me. "Hello?" I ask confused and he just stares at me. "Ok, good talk, I'm going back to London." I say turning around.

"No you don't white girl." Shuri says as she turns me back around.

I feel impending doom, but I look up, at Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier.

He stares down at me.

"You look familiar." Bucky says at last.

"So you recognize her then? Can you tell us her name?" Shuri asks him.

Bucky gives me one very long, very quiet, very confused stare. "Ashley Marie Black." He says after a couple minutes.

"Why does everyone use my middle name? How does everyone know my middle name is a better question." I say and Shuri looks amused.

"You were helping Steve and his friends take down robots in New York a few years ago." Bucky says to me.

"Genuinely surprised you remember that, I should have erased everyone's memories after that." I say as I think about this. "Did I miss a space in the city?" I ask myself. "You know, now it makes sense why the American Aurors came after me." I say and Bucky and Shuri look a little confused.

I shrug and then I actually think about this.

"It was Strange." I say and they look confused. "Shuri, tell your brother it was a pleasure to meet him, and I'm sorry to cut this short, but I have a wizard to go punch." I say to her and before she could stop me, I aparate to America, next to Stephen Strange. "I thought we were cool man." I say to him.

"I assume your talking about how I stopped your little memory erasing charm?" Strange asks me.

"Yes." I say to him.

"You have a lot to learn. You can not just erase peoples memories of you like that for no reason." Strange says to me as he aparates us to another area in his study.

"I don't like to do that, but thats the magical law for my kind of wizards and witches." I say as I watch him pick up a book and he aparates somewhere else and I aparate after him.

"But in America, its not right for those who saved it." Strange says as he flips through the book and hands it to me before aparating us again.

"But with London and American spell casting, broom riding magic beings, we have to otherwise we get found out by the muggles." I say to him.

He sighs and looks at me. "Your the strongest witch in the world and your acting like a child, there were no consequences." Strange says to me.

I put the book the shelf next to me as I look at him. "Yes well Shacklebolt wasn't happy with me, and I didn't know why, I was put on probation for a year, to make sure I did things right." I say to Strange.

He and I get into another staring contest as he aparates us to another place.

"You just a kid." Strange says to me.

"Who has been through war, heartbreak, damaging childhood and teenage years and I still take care of my baby cousin because his parents died 7 years ago. Tell me, do you take care of a child? Did you have to deal with a mother who practiced black magic on you when you were a kid? Did you get heartbroken by not only your lover but almost everyone close to you dying? Did you go through a 6 year war against a guy who was supposed to be dead?" I ask Strange and he rolls his eyes. "You may take what I do lightly because compared to you, I'm not as flashy, but I come with better results and I get the job done faster." I say to him and he looks annoyed by that. "Don't interfere like that to my work again. Teddy got very upset by the Aurors constantly watching me, and I don't need to have to stay up for an entire year, paranoid and irritated that I couldn't relax in my own home." I say to Strange.

Strange and I stare at each other before he has me falling through air.

I don't see an end in sight, so I just aparate to the London Ministry.

I report to the minister before I go home to Teddy.

Teddy runs over to me from Ginny and he hugs me. "Aunt Fable!" He cheers and I pick him up and hug him.

"How was your day Teddy?" I ask him as I hold him.

"Amazing!" He cheers and he goes on an on about his day while I sit down next to Ginny.

"How was your day Ashley?" Ginny asks me.

I groan and put my face into her shoulder.

"What happened?" Teddy asks curiously.

"Well I caught 6 dark wizards who followed my mother, saw Wakanda, almost died in Wakanda, saw Bucky Barnes in Wakanda, found out that Stephen Strange stopped my memory wipe spell in new York 3 years ago, the two of us didn't exactly argue, more like talked about this in a not so calm but calm way, he made me fall through the air and I aparated home." I say and Ginny pets my head in sympathy.

"Its ok." Teddy says as he hugs me.

I then fall through the couch without teddy or Ginny and I land on my rump in front of Strange.

I scowl at him as he smirks down at me.

"Had fun?" Strange asks me.

"Honestly, I could kick your ass, but you know what, your cape would get in my way." I say to him and a guy walks through the door that I recognize as Thor.

I look up at Strange who looks down at me in slight amusement.

"Are you just gonna stay on the floor all day or are you gonna get up and help?" Strange asks me.

I flip him off and I lay down on the floor with my arms crossed over my chest.

"Ah, young Ashley." Thor says to me as he sees me on the floor.

"Ashley, get off the floor." Strange says to me.

"No." I say to him.

Strange sighs and I fall through air.

I'm falling next to Loki who is screaming.

I just look at my finger nails as I fall, not really bothering to scream.

I stretch and move around so that I'll land on my feet.

Loki and I look at each other and he's very surprised to see me.

I just start doing a walk motion and he looks confused, but we fall through a ring and I float down on to the floor on my feet, nice and neat, and then Loki lands on his face next to me and I cringe.

"Honestly, muggles are hopeless." I say as I walk towards the door.

"Ashley they're gods." Strange says to me.

"I'm an Atheist!" I call walking out the door.

"Ashley get back here!" Strange calls.

I just shut the door and I fall through a loop and I end up next to Strange.

"Look here offbrand wizard," I say as I push him against the wall and he looks surprised, "I'm going home, because frankly, I've got my own responsibilities in London, as an actual witch and the strongest one at that." I say to him lowly. "I'm done with your shit."

"Woah, she's just a ball of fury, like you Loki." Thor says amused.

Strange just raises an eyebrow as I get off him and I put my hands in my Auror coat pockets.

"Always one to speak your mind, Ashley, however I think your sister can watch you cousin, these two need your help." Strange says to me.

I stare at him. "No." I say to Strange.

"Your gonna have to Ashley." Strange says to me and I scowl at him.

I pull a potion out of my pocket and I spray his face with it, turning him blue and I nod. "Blue face suits you better than Dr. Strange." I say and I walk over to the two and I put one hand on each shoulder.

I aparate us to their father and that makes Loki a little sick.

"Yeah thats normal." I say and I pat his back.

Loki gets over it soon enough and they go to their father.

I wait and after a couple minutes, Odin turns to dust and Thor gets mad.

"Do you know Ashley?" Thor asks me.

I look at him with an even look. "Yes. I'm the one that brought him here to be protected." I say and Thor looks pissed.

But a woman with dark hair and a green suit walks out of a portal and throws a knife at me, probably because I'm a mortal.

I deflect it with a spell and she look surprised.

But she talks to her brothers and they don't yeild and the next thing I know, I'm in a color portal and Hela is after me.

"Confundo." I say and she falters, but hits me out.

I land in a trash heap and I look around, confused.

I shift into my Animagus form and I run, and fast.

I take out the trash guys easily with my jaws and then I shift back once I get into the town and I race through it, I see a giant building.

I run right into a guard of the place and she looks at me, drunk and smirks.

She takes me right to a gay looking guy.

I look at him, very confused.

"I should just be able to blast my way out of here, not a far drop out that window, I could aparate, not sure that would work though, I sense a blocker of some kind, so how to get off this place and back to earth?" I ask myself as the gay guy observes me and I look out the window.

"What are you even mumbling about?" The gay guy asks me.

My eyes turn to him. "What in the hell is going on here?" I ask him.

"Well well,"

I turn 180 to see the a guy, who looks just like my dad.

I stare at him. "I've gone insane." I say at last.

"Sirius, what are you doing here so early?" Gay guy asks him.

Me and the guy look at each other.

"Ashley? Is that you?" He asks at last.

"How are you alive? You fell through the gate to the veil, you should be dead." I say to him.

"Yeah thats tough to explain, God wasn't done with me yet." He says to me.

I stare at him for a long time

"Sirius, you know her?" Gay guy asks.

"This is my daughter." Sirius says to him with a smirk.

"Tell me something only you and Remus know about me." I say to him at last.

"I named you Fable, and your part of the marauder's. I left a letter for you in your countryside home, telling you so." He says to me.

"Tell me something only you would know about me." I say and Sirius smiles softly.

"When you were 13, you and I sat in Hogwarts, you had captured me and took me to a room that was marked with claws from a werewolf, you had wondered if you were truly kind." Sirius says to me.

"We're talking after I finish with gaylord and his guards." I say to him and he chuckles.

I turn back around. "Ok, here's the deal, tell me how to get off this planet and I spare you all." I say and Gaylord looks at me amused.

"You can't get off this planet." Gaylord says to me.

I raise an eyebrow. "Incendio." I say and a guard catches on fire, surprising gaylord. "Now you can tell me, and I can put the guard out, or he can burn and I'll move onto you next." I say to him.

Gaylord looks at me, worried. "What are you?" He asks me.

"Ashley Marie Black, the strongest Witch on Earth." I say to him with a smirk.

"Like a broom riding, spell casting, potion making witch? You aren't green." Gaylord says to me.

I look at him and I blink. "I'm not offended, but why would you assume that I'd be green? I'm not an alien." I say and Dad leans on my shoulder and Gaylord looks at us.

"Why don't you stay here for a bit Ashelly? I'll give you your answer in a bit since I'm not even sure how to get off." Gaylord says to me.

I look at him unamused. "I'm very disappointed in you." I say as I give him the look I give George when he doesn't come to family parties.

Gaylord looks nervous. "DEVILS ANUS!" He yells as he points to it.

I look at it and I nod. "Thank you." I say and I put the guard out with a snap of my fingers.

Dad looks at me amused and I shrug.

I leave the room with a nonchalant shrug.

"She amazing." Gaylord says surprised.

Dad talks to him as I head out onto the streets.

"Ashley!"

I look over to see Loki. "Huh, your here too?" I ask him.

"Yeah, surprised you didn't die falling here." Loki says to me.

"I know a lot of protection charms." I say to him. "And I've been through a lot of shit, I know how to survive a fall that large." I say to him.

"Whose in charge of this place?" Loki asks me.

"Uh, Gaylord, top floor of big red building, silver hair, not black, that would be my father." I say and Loki nods. "I found out how to get off this planet, but I don't have anything to do that with, so I got to get more information." I say to him.

"Alright, have you see Thor?" Loki asks me.

"No, not since Hela kicked me out." I say and he nods and goes inside.

I think about what could be through that Anus and I stare at it, contemplating what to do.

"Spaceship." I say and I cringe thinking about where to get one. "Nevermind, looks like me and Loki wait for Thor, go defeat their sister, and go back to Earth." I say as I stare at the devils anus. "Well Gaylord is about to have a devils subject time." I say amused and I go back inside, when I run into the hulk on his way back from somewhere.

The two of us look at each other.

"Small angry witch." He says to me.

"Big green giant." I say and he let's me get past him.

"Small angry witch stay." Hulk says to me as he grabs my waist.

"Look, I'm just a little busy, about to make someones life an absolute hell on earth until someone else arrives." I say to him as he hangs me upside down in front of him.

Hulk makes a grunt and starts walking.

"Hulk, put me down." I say to him. "And for the love of Peter, don't smash me on the ground." I say to him.

"Hulk only smashes opponents." Hulk says to me.

"Opponents?" I ask confused.

"Hulk champion." Hulk says to me.

I manage a nod. "Does hulk think he can put me on the ground?" I ask him.

"Hulk says no." Hulk says to me.

"Nice to know." I say to him and we pass my father who looks amused while I just talk to the Hulk and he replies.

"You ok there Ashley?" Dad asks me.

"Just fine, he's an old friend from when I was 21 and decided to take on an army of robots in America." I say to Dad who nods surprised. "I was drunk on butter beer and fury, Shacklebolt royally pissed me off." I say to him and Dad laughs. "Ok, too much blood in my head." I say and I manage to get down.

The world spins for about 5 minutes and I have a hard time staying upright, but I manage.

"I'm ok, but I'm about to annoy the crap out of the Gaylord." I say and Dad looks intrigued by that.

2 weeks later

I float around Gaylords office place while Loki talks to people.

"Ashley, your about to hit the Chandelier." Dad says to me.

I look at the chandelier and I stop my Wingardium Leviosa spell and I land on my feet.

"So who are you waiting for again?" Dad asks me.

"Its a weird story. Basically, there's offbrand wizards of all kinds in America, and one of them fucked shit up for me and now I have to help him, so he calls on me and this time I had to help Loki and Thor find their dad, who died shortly after we got to him, and then this one crazy bitch came after me and tried to kill me, didn't work, so she went after her brothers, and we were on our way to their home planet when she kicked us out, and now we're waiting for Thor." I say and Dad nods.

"There are off brand wizards?" Dad asks me.

"Yeah, they're flashy and not really a secret like us, then there's the Wicca who aren't secret at all, and there are others but those are the ones I know really well." I say and Dad nods surprised.

Suddenly Thor is brought in and he twitches and moves around and then screams, waking up.

"Yeah, after this fiasco is done, I'm ignoring these two idiots." I say with a cringe.

"Ashley." Thor whispers me over and I sigh but walk over.

"What is it?" I ask him.

"What's going on? Did you have a chair? Why aren't you in a chair?" He asks me.

"Well currently your strapped to a chair looking like a lunatic, no I didn't have a chair, and I don't want to be in a chair." I say to him.

"Why didn't you have a chair?" Thor asks me confused.

"Because I didn't leave the Scrapper enough time to capture me." I say to him.

Scrapper shakes her head.

Thor just stares at me and sees Loki and calls him over.

"Can you get us out of here?" Thor asks me. "And why does that man behind you, look like you?" Thor asks me.

"No, there's some sort of field up, otherwise I'd be home with my cousin Teddy right now. As for the guy, that's a long heartbreaking tale, but he's my dad." I say and Thor looks between us.

"Heartbreaking?" Dad asks confused.

"Well you did die." I say to him. "And I'm a bit dramatic." I say to him.

Gaylord talks to Thor while I shrug and look out the window, thinking, ignoring the melting, because that makes me sick.

"Ashley!" Thor yells as he's forced out of the room.

"Beat the champion and figure out what to do from there!" I call and Dad looks amused.

"That the guy you were waiting for?" Dad asks me.

I nod. "Yeah." I say to him.

"He needs to cut his hair." Dad remarks.

I look at him with a deadpanned look which makes him chuckle amused.

"Ok hypocrite." I say to him
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