[hiss hiss bitches, Tuesday, 1:34 PM]

dragon: guys i saw harry in diagon alley today

Pots n pans: first of all, when did potter become harry

Toot toot: second of all WHAT HAPPENED

Blazer: did u say hi

did u talk to him

Pots n pans: or were you typical draco and glared daggers at him until he looked away

dragon: i actually caught him looking at me???

when i looked at him he just kept staring, and he looked

not annoyed but like

super focused on me

and then i waved my hand up and down to get his attention and he zoned back in and turned really red and fled the store

it was strange

Pots n pans: OwO

Blazer: never do that again

Toot toot: agreed

anyway that's funky, i don't even know how to interpret that

dragon: exactly

Pots n pans: he still doesn't know ur dragon in his gc right?

dragon: no, and speak of the devil, just got a notif from them

brb

[do crime but smart, Tuesday, 1:38 PM]

Lightning mcqueen: you guys will never guess what just happened to me

Roonil Wazlib: no we probably won't

Bookworm: but you'll tell us anyway

Lightning mcqueen: i was out shopping and i saw malfoy

Roonil Wazlib: like draco malfoy?

Bookworm: dragon ignore this, you won't know who he is anyway

now continue

Roonil Wazlib: i saw the word 'dragon' but thought it said draco and got whiplash

Lightning mcqueen: lmao imagine

ANYWAY

i hate to say this but

malfoy is like

he had a glow up

Bookworm: a glow up?

Roonil Wazlib: you've always been attracted to him, this isn't new

Lightning mcqueen: no i haven't, and he's even hotter now

Roonil Wazlib: anyway what did you do?

Lightning mcqueen: i stared at him until i got caught, then i turned red and ran out of the store without buying anything

dragon: 0.0

Roonil Wazlib: lemme fill u in dragon

harry used to be obsessed with this guy name draco during school, cuz he was always up to something (or so harry said, he was really just infatuated)

Lightning mcqueen: oi

Bookworm: he's not wrong

dragon: good to know

Lightning mcqueen: yeah anyway

idk what to do

Bookworm; well there's really nothing you can do, is there?

this is the first time you've seen him in years

the encounter isn't likely to become a regular thing

Roonil Wazlib: i disagree

i think if harry likes him he should go after him

Bookworm: and what, stalk him?

Roonil Wazlib: no! just go back to that store every day

he's bound to show up again

Lightning mcqueen: agh

what do u think dragon

dragon: uh

i mean

i see both sides but

i think ron is right, if u like him then you should explore that possibility

tho i might be biased, i'm in a similar situation

Lightning mcqueen: oh? do tell

dragon: no, i didn't mean to steal your light

Lightning mcqueen: no we've solved my problem, i'll keep going back to the shop

your turn

dragon: oh uhm okay

so i've liked a guy for like a long time now and i thought he hated me and then i thought he liked me and now i'm not sure?

and his attraction is probably purely physical, because he seems to not have any interest in me at all other than thinking i'm hot

Lightning mcqueen: oooohh so ur attractive 😏 jk

dragon: hey you said it not me

anyway

i don't know what to do because i'm getting to know him and i think my crush is going past just physical but his definitely isn't

Roonil Wazlib: well how much do you see each other

dragon: uhhhhh

rarely

Roonil Wazlib: do u text?

dragon: yeah

Roonil Wazlib: then he probably likes u more than hotness too

Lightning mcqueen: it stills screws me up to see ron giving relationship advice

Bookworm: yeah he used to have the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon

Lightning mcqueen: oh how he's grown

Roonil Wazlib: please no

dragon: thank u actually, this was very helpful

and yes harry you should go back to the shop

idk i have a feeling the universe is working in our favour

your favor

and mine

separately obviously

Lightning mcqueen: okay

i will then

Roonil Wazlib: when????

Lightning mcqueen: uhhhh

Bookworm: try again in a few days, he's not likely to go back two days in a row

Lightning mcqueen: true okay

i will

[hiss hiss bitches, 2:04 PM, Tuesday]

Dragon: UHHHH GUYS

UHHHHHHHH

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pots n pans: ten sickles he got his head stuck in the banister

Blazer: ill take that bet

Dragon: [screen recording of previous convo, do crime but smart]

Pots n pans: IM NOT EVEN UPSET THAT I LOST OMG

OMGGGG

DRACO

MY LITTLE DRAKEY WAKEY IS GETTING HIS FIRST BOYFRIEND

Dragon: N O

WHAT DO I

IM SCARED

HOW

HOW DO I

EXIST???

Toot Toot: what did I miss?

Blazer: SCROLL UP OMG OMG OMG

Toot Toot: HOLY SHIT MALFOY

YOURE GETTING YOUR MAN

Pots n pans: it only took like 10 years

Dragon: guys im panicking

How do I handle this

What do I do

Blazer: well you go back to the store obviously

Pots n pans: make sure you wear that one cologne

Toot toot: if potter is close enough to smell his cologne, were gonna have bigger problems 😏😉

Dragon: okay n O

Pots n pans: but really, were happy for you

Blazer: mostly because we dolt have to listen to you complaining for you

Toot toot: but part of our happiness is in your honor

Dragon: im touched

gtg, lunch break ended ages ago

ttyl