Calling: Little Big Moose

"Hey, Dean. What's up-"

"SAM, HELP!"

"WHAT'S WRONG?!"

"RAVEN STARTED HER PERIOD! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!"

"Uhhhh... TAMPONS?"

"...WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?"

"YOU STICK THEM UP-"

"NO. STOP. NO. SHE'S NOT DOING THAT."

"Ummmmmmm. THERE'S PADS."

"...."

"YOU PLACE THOSE IN HER PANTIES AND YEAH."

"OK. THAT'S BETTER. THANKS SAM."

Call ended