Question 1 answer-

Archer Pastry: Why am I Trolls Page? I don't think I quite understand the question? do you mean why am I on their side? well they were the first people that were nice to me for a very long time. even when I acted like a jerk...

Question 2 answer- (a little bit of drama in this one.)

Bash: he should have toughened up,  being a party crasher is tough work. that's why I ended up putting Kaboom on scout duty because it's one of the less dangerous jobs. 

Archer Pastry: I was homesick and I needed your comfort! and what'd you do? throw on the spot and pointed out that I was crying! laughing at me with the other party crashers and if I needed to be tougher you could have just said that! 

Bash: well I... Kaboom if we Crashed a Country Trolls or a Rock Trolls Party you know they'd be very tough... I needed you to be tougher if we were going to do that... plus if you were homesick why didn't just go back home!?!

Archer Pastry: Because I looked up to you! I even acted like you! another thing is you know we both ran away because of the same reason! also, you can't tell me you at least not once missed our family? 

Bash: ...

Archer Pastry: ...

They both walk away from each other. 

Sarah Slime: they're going to need to calm down for a while after that one...