At the Kyokkirano Ruins.
(Note: Just imagine the dungeon above being light bluish, and underwater.)
Me: This is going to be a shockingly bad idea. (mutters) Good thing I asked a certain undead to inflict me with a curse.
Shira: It can't be that bad, right? And before we go, mind giving the item to Soulin, Shiro.
Me: Oh, right. (Hands a pill to Soulin)
Soulin: What's this, Shiro?
Me: A special pill that lets us breathe underwater. So we don't have to worry about drowning.
Soulin: How long does this last?
Me: It doesn't. It's a lifetime effect. So, as long as you're underwater, that thing's in effect. And if you're at the surface, nothing bad will happen.
Soulin: If you say so, Shiro. (Swallows the pill) I feel.... nothing.
Me: That's the idea. (Suddenly carries Soulin bridal style, and jumps to the sea)
Soulin: (blushes really hard) KYAAAAAHHH!!!!
Shira: Hey, no fair! (Jumps underwater too)
Underwater.... A few meters away from the entrance....
Soulin: (can't look at Shiro due to embarassment) Shiro, you idiot. Wait, I can talk underwater?
Shira: Yeah. One of the effects of the pill.
Me: (has a red hand on his cheek) Now I know how Chris felt when Solome slapped him. Ow.
Veno: It's your fault in the first place, Shiro. You suddenly carried Master bridal style, and jumped underwater. But I must say, that's one bold move.
Shira: I see the entrance! (Notices that it's locked) Well, shoot. How are we gonna get in?
Me: Simple. I found this ring of keys just before we even entered here. (Takes out a key ring) And if I do this.... (opens door) Done.
Veno: It's oddly calm here. I haven't seen any sea monsters attacking us.
Me: About that.....
Fifteen Meters Away from the Dungeon.....
Sol: (gurgling noises) (Translation: AAHHHH!!!! HELP MEH!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO BE SHARK FEED!!!)
Sharks: YAY!! A HUMAN SNACK!!! (rap-er, I mean, attacks Sol)
Sol: (gurgling noises) (TR: GGAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'D PREFER GETTING ASSAULTED BY GAB RATHER THAN THIS!!! AAAHHH!!!!)
Back to them....
Veno: No wonder you were late.
Sol the Reality Hacker got eaten to pieces by Shark.
Me: Yeah. He'll respawn at the mansion later...
Veno: (sweatdrops) I'm starting to question your sanity.
Me: Nah, you'll get used to it.
An hour later.....
Me: Why does this cutlass seem familiar?? (Dodges a stab attempt from a female cursed pirate)
Soulin: That's similar to Shirata's cutlass, Shiro! I recognize that markings!
Me: Shirata's? Let's see later if he recognizes her then. (Tasers the pirate)
Pirate: (falls unconscious)
Shira: Maybe his crewmate?(cuffs her with gold handcuffs she saw lying on the floor) And I'll be taking this. (Snatches the cutlass away)
Me: There's still one more cursed servant we have to deal, but she escaped.
???: (tackles Shiro) GOTCHA!
Me: Aaahhh!!! Wait, who the hell are you?
???: I'm a Nereid. A subspecies of the succubi family. I still haven't got a human name myself, actually.
Me: Is it okay to call you Nereid until we get back at shore?
Nereid: Sure! Then you can give me a name!
Shira: (sigh) Another addition to the harem. And can we move on now?
Nereid: Why? Jealous?
Shira: (blushes) I'm not jealous.
Soulin/Me: Please stop fighting, you two.
Three Hours Later.....
Me: (gets trapped in a net) Help...
Nereid: Okay, in one condition.
Me: Nope. Not in front of Soulin.
Nereid: Fine.... (lets Shiro go, and just hugs him)
Shira: Where are we, anyway? This dungeon looks like it has no end.
Veno: We're just above the main room. Just a little bit of diving, and we'll be there.
Shira: Yes! (quickly snatches Shiro away from the Nereid, and swims away)
Nereid: HEY!
Soulin: Don't leave me behind! (Swims, eventually catches up to Shira, but stops abruptly... before....)
Shira/Nereid: (gets hit on the walls) OW!!
Timeskip, brought to you by Soulin laughing cutely, with Shiro and Veno blushing at background
Me: And then we get ambushed. (Throws a bomb away) Oh, wait. Water is dense. (quickly swims away)
Diver: (charges at Shiro with a golden mace)
Me: (gets hit, but partly blocked) Ow. That thing hurts af. (suddenly sweeps the Diver's feet, and using a golden chain knife lying around, pins her to the wall) That should do, for the time being. Anyway. We should go now. Let's go get the treasure! 😄
Soulin: You sound like Kado, Shiro...
Me: It can't be helped. That weapon is awesome!
Soulin: If you insist... There's the last room, everyone.
The party enters the large room, almost the height of 20 stories.
Me: Whoa.. this place is huge. She should be attacking me in three....
Me: Two....
Me: One....
Me: (suddenly gets beheaded)
Girls/Veno: SHIRO!!!
Me: (catches head) Whoops. (reattaches head) And, that wasn't very nice, Nerissa.
Note: Change the weapon she's holding with a tradional Philippine Sword.
Nerissa: What? You're still alive? How??
Me: Secret. And can I get the treasure now?
Nerissa: Not until you defeat me in a fight.
Me: (notices her appearance) Hey, she doesn't look like a Naga at all!
Veno: What do you... (notices Nerissa) Oh... I think that was the other dungeon keeper at the Luzon area. My memory got all hazed up. Sorry.
Nerissa: I'm not a Naga! I'm a Sahuagin! (Charges at Shiro)
Me: (swims away) I thought Sahuagin are usually mute?
Nerrisa: No questions! (Swings sword at Shiro's neck)
Me: (detaches head) Whooo!! (Attaches head back on)
Meanwhile...
Shira: (watching the fight, akong with the others)
Veno: Why is Shiro able to remove his head freely, without dying?
Shira: The Dullahan's Curse (A.K.A: Headless Horseman). Makes the person have the ability of a dullahan, for a few days. Bad side is... he will experience nausea when we get to the surface, since he keeps on throwing his head back and forth.
Veno: Where did he get a dullahan?
Shira: Xandra, a member of the squad. She's a dullahan.
Soulin: (trying on a gold necklace)
A few hours later...
Veno: What is Shiro doing? He just keeps on dodging Nerissa's attacks.
Shira: Wait for it. (Looks at her watch)
Nerissa: Just let me curse you! (Tries to stab Shiro)
Me: (keeps on dodging) Actually, fine. (Stands still)
Veno/Soulin: What are doing, Shiro?
Shira: Don't move. I think he has a plan in mind.
- Suddenly, a boulder hits Shiro's back, and he was pushed towards Nerissa, who didn't expect this coming. Shiro ended up being on top of her on the ground, accidentally kissing her.
Nerissa: !!!
Soulin: He... used...
Veno: The traps as...
Nereid: His.... advantage??
Nerissa: (lets go of Shiro) I accept defeat. And since you defeated me, I'm now in your command, Darling. (hands Shiro a necklace)
Nerrisa: Now, I'll be forever at your side. (Disappears to the gem, after winking)
Shira: Here's the sword, Shiro! (Hands over the ultimate sword to Shiro)
- Suddenly, the group, along with the treasure was teleported outside if the dungeon. Oddly, all the treasure was in a giant sack.
Me: Huh. Seems like Nerissa herself teleported us out here.
At the Surface....
Me: (is throwing up at a nearby trashbin) Uhh.... I hate this side effect.
Shira: You threw your head all over the place, Shiro. Get used to it!
Nereid: (on a wheelchair, because she can't walk, despite having legs) I guess the naming can wait. (taps Shiro's back)
Oh yeah. What the cursed diver and the pirate looked like here.
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