At the Kyokkirano Ruins.

(Note: Just imagine the dungeon above being light bluish, and underwater.)

Me: This is going to be a shockingly bad idea. (mutters) Good thing I asked a certain undead to inflict me with a curse.

Shira: It can't be that bad, right? And before we go, mind giving the item to Soulin, Shiro.

Me: Oh, right. (Hands a pill to Soulin)

Soulin: What's this, Shiro?

Me: A special pill that lets us breathe underwater. So we don't have to worry about drowning.

Soulin: How long does this last?

Me: It doesn't. It's a lifetime effect. So, as long as you're underwater, that thing's in effect. And if you're at the surface, nothing bad will happen.

Soulin: If you say so, Shiro. (Swallows the pill) I feel.... nothing.

Me: That's the idea. (Suddenly carries Soulin bridal style, and jumps to the sea)

Soulin: (blushes really hard) KYAAAAAHHH!!!!

Shira: Hey, no fair! (Jumps underwater too)

Underwater.... A few meters away from the entrance....

Soulin: (can't look at Shiro due to embarassment) Shiro, you idiot. Wait, I can talk underwater?

Shira: Yeah. One of the effects of the pill.

Me: (has a red hand on his cheek) Now I know how Chris felt when Solome slapped him. Ow.

Veno: It's your fault in the first place, Shiro. You suddenly carried Master bridal style, and jumped underwater. But I must say, that's one bold move.

Shira: I see the entrance! (Notices that it's locked) Well, shoot. How are we gonna get in?

Me: Simple. I found this ring of keys just before we even entered here. (Takes out a key ring) And if I do this.... (opens door) Done.

Veno: It's oddly calm here. I haven't seen any sea monsters attacking us.

Me: About that.....

Fifteen Meters Away from the Dungeon.....

Sol: (gurgling noises) (Translation: AAHHHH!!!! HELP MEH!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO BE SHARK FEED!!!)

Sharks: YAY!! A HUMAN SNACK!!! (rap-er, I mean, attacks Sol)

Sol: (gurgling noises) (TR: GGAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'D PREFER GETTING ASSAULTED BY GAB RATHER THAN THIS!!! AAAHHH!!!!)

Back to them....

Veno: No wonder you were late.

Sol the Reality Hacker got eaten to pieces by Shark.

Me: Yeah. He'll respawn at the mansion later...

Veno: (sweatdrops) I'm starting to question your sanity.

Me: Nah, you'll get used to it.

An hour later.....

Me: Why does this cutlass seem familiar?? (Dodges a stab attempt from a female cursed pirate)

Soulin: That's similar to Shirata's cutlass, Shiro! I recognize that markings!

Me: Shirata's? Let's see later if he recognizes her then. (Tasers the pirate)

Pirate: (falls unconscious)

Shira: Maybe his crewmate?(cuffs her with gold handcuffs she saw lying on the floor) And I'll be taking this. (Snatches the cutlass away)

Me: There's still one more cursed servant we have to deal, but she escaped.

???: (tackles Shiro) GOTCHA!

Me: Aaahhh!!! Wait, who the hell are you?

???: I'm a Nereid. A subspecies of the succubi family. I still haven't got a human name myself, actually.

Me: Is it okay to call you Nereid until we get back at shore?

Nereid: Sure! Then you can give me a name!

Shira: (sigh) Another addition to the harem. And can we move on now?

Nereid: Why? Jealous?

Shira: (blushes) I'm not jealous.

Soulin/Me: Please stop fighting, you two.

Three Hours Later.....

Me: (gets trapped in a net) Help...

Nereid: Okay, in one condition.

Me: Nope. Not in front of Soulin.

Nereid: Fine.... (lets Shiro go, and just hugs him)

Shira: Where are we, anyway? This dungeon looks like it has no end.

Veno: We're just above the main room. Just a little bit of diving, and we'll be there.

Shira: Yes! (quickly snatches Shiro away from the Nereid, and swims away)

Nereid: HEY!

Soulin: Don't leave me behind! (Swims, eventually catches up to Shira, but stops abruptly... before....)

Shira/Nereid: (gets hit on the walls) OW!!

Timeskip, brought to you by Soulin laughing cutely, with Shiro and Veno blushing at background

Me: And then we get ambushed. (Throws a bomb away) Oh, wait. Water is dense. (quickly swims away)

Diver: (charges at Shiro with a golden mace)

Me: (gets hit, but partly blocked) Ow. That thing hurts af. (suddenly sweeps the Diver's feet, and using a golden chain knife lying around, pins her to the wall) That should do, for the time being. Anyway. We should go now. Let's go get the treasure! 😄

Soulin: You sound like Kado, Shiro...

Me: It can't be helped. That weapon is awesome!

Soulin: If you insist... There's the last room, everyone.

The party enters the large room, almost the height of 20 stories.

Me: Whoa.. this place is huge. She should be attacking me in three....

Me: Two....

Me: One....

Me: (suddenly gets beheaded)

Girls/Veno: SHIRO!!!

Me: (catches head) Whoops. (reattaches head) And, that wasn't very nice, Nerissa.

Note: Change the weapon she's holding with a tradional Philippine Sword.

Nerissa: What? You're still alive? How??

Me: Secret. And can I get the treasure now?

Nerissa: Not until you defeat me in a fight.

Me: (notices her appearance) Hey, she doesn't look like a Naga at all!

Veno: What do you... (notices Nerissa) Oh... I think that was the other dungeon keeper at the Luzon area. My memory got all hazed up. Sorry.

Nerissa: I'm not a Naga! I'm a Sahuagin! (Charges at Shiro)

Me: (swims away) I thought Sahuagin are usually mute?

Nerrisa: No questions! (Swings sword at Shiro's neck)

Me: (detaches head) Whooo!! (Attaches head back on)

Meanwhile...

Shira: (watching the fight, akong with the others)

Veno: Why is Shiro able to remove his head freely, without dying?

Shira: The Dullahan's Curse (A.K.A: Headless Horseman). Makes the person have the ability of a dullahan, for a few days. Bad side is... he will experience nausea when we get to the surface, since he keeps on throwing his head back and forth.

Veno: Where did he get a dullahan?

Shira: Xandra, a member of the squad. She's a dullahan.

Soulin: (trying on a gold necklace)

A few hours later...

Veno: What is Shiro doing? He just keeps on dodging Nerissa's attacks.

Shira: Wait for it. (Looks at her watch)

Nerissa: Just let me curse you! (Tries to stab Shiro)

Me: (keeps on dodging) Actually, fine. (Stands still)

Veno/Soulin: What are doing, Shiro?

Shira: Don't move. I think he has a plan in mind.

- Suddenly, a boulder hits Shiro's back, and he was pushed towards Nerissa, who didn't expect this coming. Shiro ended up being on top of her on the ground, accidentally kissing her.

Nerissa: !!!

Soulin: He... used...

Veno: The traps as...

Nereid: His.... advantage??

Nerissa: (lets go of Shiro) I accept defeat. And since you defeated me, I'm now in your command, Darling. (hands Shiro a necklace)

Nerrisa: Now, I'll be forever at your side. (Disappears to the gem, after winking)

Shira: Here's the sword, Shiro! (Hands over the ultimate sword to Shiro)

- Suddenly, the group, along with the treasure was teleported outside if the dungeon. Oddly, all the treasure was in a giant sack.

Me: Huh. Seems like Nerissa herself teleported us out here.

At the Surface....

Me: (is throwing up at a nearby trashbin) Uhh.... I hate this side effect.

Shira: You threw your head all over the place, Shiro. Get used to it!

Nereid: (on a wheelchair, because she can't walk, despite having legs) I guess the naming can wait. (taps Shiro's back)

Oh yeah. What the cursed diver and the pirate looked like here.

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