In the last chapter of my random book I said I was going to try and write more in this book, just to write something for fun. This was not what I had in mind. The evil @StreetRacer-Sam tagged me in this tag and I'm absolutely furious. It is completely unacceptable and I cannot believe that something like this has happened to me.

If you weren't aware, the 14th of February is the worst day of the year and nothing good could ever come of it. I genuinely hate this stupid day and everything it stands for. If you're single (HA! If. That's funny.) it's just a reminder that you're single and that other people aren't single. But unlike most other days when that's totally fine, on Misery Day, the alleged happiness of couples is shoved down your throat and it's totally unavoidable. Everywhere you look you see things advertising special Misery Day things and reminding you to not forget about Misery Day. As if I could forget.

It's the one day of the year that seems to go out of its way to make you feel bad. I happen to be an extremely positive person and I'm generally super happy about my life and everything but on Misery Day... things change. Misery Day is a giant "fuck you, your life sucks" to anyone who's not in a relationship and I hate it.

But Gremlin, what if you are in a relationship?

Well voices inside my head, that's the other terrible thing about Misery Day. It's allegedly about love but that's just simply not the case. What it actually is, is shops forcing you to pay them lots of money for chocolate and flowers. Why exactly? Because you feel pressured into buying your partner something because of the date. How bloody romantic. Imagine going out of your way to do something nice for someone because you love them and as a total surprise instead of being told to because it's the 14th of February. So yeah, I'm never going to celebrate Misery Day regardless of my relationship status.

But since it's the 15th, I guess I'll do this tag. But only because I promised I'd do more random stuff.

1. Do you have a crush on anybody? If so, who?

Nothing that I'd call a crush right now.

2. What do you look for in a girl?

For her to like me.

3. Who is your fake crush?

Nobody.

4. What can you accept about a person?

What can I accept? What kind of a question is that? Pretty much anything that's not totally shit? I don't know, I haven't met this person yet.

5. What qualities can you not tolerate?

I'd like to thing that if it was the right girl I'd be able to tolerate anything. Realistically, I'm too shallow for that though.

6. Where would your first date be?

In my dreams. 

7. What is your favourite cliché love scene?

I like the part where they break up.

Yeah so that's the end of the tag. I'm not tagging anyone because I don't want to spread this around and be part of the problem. Expect something a little more positive and interesting next time.

Fuck off Misery Day. Begone for another year!