Wouldn't it be fun to pop out from under her bed at night and scare the crap outta her? Then again, she'd probably have us put in jail. If that blonde nutbag can convince certain people that Johnny Depp abused her, imagine what she could convict us of?

This was posted by a former classmate of Ambitch's. Apparently she's been doing this since before she went Hollywood. Notice how above the post it says Texas? Ambitch is from Texas! And she actually did leave high school to be an actress! So this is pretty accurate!

Johnny in the Old-Man Tonto makeup:

I would pay big money to see that lunatic flip out and get scared by Johnny in costume! I mean, it would be kinda scary to wake up next to old man Tonto, when you're expecting Johnny. But to see her reaction and hear her screaming! At least Johnny got to laugh a little bit during his miserable marriage to her! 🤣💋❤