He Grew Into It!
*Florida, 1972*
Betty-Sue: Johnny Baby, I got you a new jacket.
9-year-old Johnny: It's a little big, Ma. The sleeves are too long.
Betty-Sue: You'll grow into it.
*Fast forward to 1975*
12-year-old Johnny: Ma! My jacket sleeves keep dragging on the ground when I walk!
Betty-Sue: You're growth spurt will be happening anytime now!
*Fast Forward to 1977*
*14-year-old Johnny is running off to play with his bandmates and trips over his sleeves, falling facefirst onto the sidewalk*
Betty-Sue: That's it! I'm taking in those sleeves. He's too short and too clumsy. The boy's gonna end up breaking his neck one of these days!
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