He Grew Into It!

*Florida, 1972*

Betty-Sue: Johnny Baby, I got you a new jacket.

9-year-old Johnny: It's a little big, Ma. The sleeves are too long.

Betty-Sue: You'll grow into it.

*Fast forward to 1975*

12-year-old Johnny: Ma! My jacket sleeves keep dragging on the ground when I walk!

Betty-Sue: You're growth spurt will be happening anytime now!

*Fast Forward to 1977*

*14-year-old Johnny is running off to play with his bandmates and trips over his sleeves, falling facefirst onto the sidewalk*

Betty-Sue: That's it! I'm taking in those sleeves. He's too short and too clumsy. The boy's gonna end up breaking his neck one of these days!

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