It's like that horror movie Children of the Corn, only with Johnny. That would be a fun date though, imagine running through a corn field and Johnny has to find you!

Johnny: Marco...

Me: Polo!

Johnny: ... Marco?

Me: Polo!

Johnny: Do you remember how to get out of this field?

Me: I do not. But hey, we have enough corn to last us a while! So it isn't so bad...

**Starts to rain**

Johnny: You are a jinx!!

**3 Days later**

Me: ...I spy with my little eye something that is...

Johnny: Corn!

Me: How did you know?

Johnny: We're surrounded by corn! And you always say corn!! 🌽💕❤