Me: **Mocking Norrington** You are without doubt the sexiest pirate I've ever seen...

Captain Jack: But you have seen me...

                       ~Later~

Captain Jack: **Runs out of my house with all rum** Thank you luv, for giving me the key of your family's liquor cabint! I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't invited me in!

Me: Jack! You said you were going to live with me! JACK!!! **Sits on the front porch and pouts**

My Sister: That's got to be the sexiest pirate I've ever seen...

Me: Yeah... he better come back!

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