YouTube makes the weirdest things. This year, they were holding "YouTube's best couple" on Twitter. Jemma didn't expect her and Dan to be there, for she had an inactive YouTube channel. After the whole disease thing, she didn't want to be part of it. She kept refreshing Twitter, wanting to know who won. Fans put in their favorite YouTube couple, the winners got a trip to Paris and had to vlog. "Jem what are you doing?" Dan asked as he came up from behind her. "I want to know who won!" Dan chuckled, and kissed his wife's head. "Do you want tea?" He asked. "Yes please!" She yelled. Jemma refreshed it ten more times, the votes were in. She screamed.

YouTube: Since they're were MANY YouTube couples put in, we had to choose wisely. Unfortunately, two couples came into tie. Not being able to choose, BOTH will go to Paris and vlog together. The winners are... @AmazingPhil @danielhowell..."

Jemma laughed. These two weren't even a couple, but they ended up winning! Dan came with tea, and handed a mug to Jemma, and turned on the TV. She continued reading. 

"...@AmazingPhil, @danielhowell, @DanTDM and @xjemmamx !!! Congratulations guys! Please meet up at the nearest airport, considering both of you live close! :D"

Jemma spit out her tea. "Agh! Jemma, what happened?!" Her eyes were wide. "DAN WHAT THE LIVING FLUMP WE WON? BEST YOUTUBE COUPLE? WHAT? WHY?" She shoved the phone in Dan's face. Dan leaned back. "Oh. We and Dan and Phil? Wait but they're not a couple?" "DAN WHO CARES WE WON!" She tackled Dan exitedly, both of them rolling onto the floor, laughing.

...

Dan was simply scrolling threw Twitter. He stalked Phil cause why the fuck not? Okay maybe because he had a small teenager crush but hey , hey, hey, that'll wear off soon. It's been, uh nine years, but hey there's still time. All of a sudden he got a Twitter notification. He lazily clicked it. Probably some cute phan art. Oh shit wait it was YouTube. He regained his posture. 

YouTube: Since they're were MANY YouTube couples put in, we had to choose wisely. Unfortunately, two couples came into tie. Not being able to choose, BOTH will go to Paris and vlog together..."

What did this have to do with him? Unless...cheeky fans voted for him and Phil. Oh no.

"...The winners are @danielhowell, @AmazingPhil, @DanTDM and @xjemmamx !!!.." Dan knew he would NOT read the rest. 

"PHILWWWWW!!!!" He screamed. "WHAT IS IT, DAN?" "DUDE LOOK THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!" "Oh my God." Phil walked into the room, crazy bed hair. 'Wow.' Dan wondered. 'Is that what it looks like after he fuc-' "

"Dan! What is it?" Dan snapped out of it. "Phil looookkk! We won couple of the yeaaaaarrrr. With The diamond minecart and his wifui. Now we get a free trip to Paris!" "Couple of the year??? What? No we aren't- well hey at least we go to Paris." Phil shrugged. "gODDAMMIT PHIL WE AREN'T DATING THOUGH." Dan was distressed. Paris was nice but HE ISN'T GAY. Okay okay maybe a little-

"Dan! What do we do? Tell YouTube or..?" Phil asked, sitting down. "No! I mean no. The vlog will get a lot of views Philly boy." Dan nudged Phil, and Phil laughed.

"Okay I guess..." Personally, he didn't want to do it for the views. Phil felt like him and Dan were getting more distant, so maybe this will boost up their friendship?

'Yeah right, in the city of love.' Phil thought. Well, we'll see how it goes.

"Phil m tired." Dan said, putting his head on Phil's shoulder. "Then sleep." Phil said, smiling at the younger.

~next day~

"DANNNNIIEEELLL!!!"

"WOT?"

"THE PUGS! WHERE IS LYIDIA? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE PUGS!"

"SHE CAME TWENTY MINUTES AGO!"

"OH! SORRY, LOVE!"

"IT'S OKAY! ARE YOU READY, JEM?!"

Jemma bounced downstairs. This was common in the Middleton household.

~With Dan and Phil~

"Daniel! Did you pack?"

"UH... YEAH HOLD UP-"

"OMG DAN WHY!?" "I'M SORRY!" Phil rolled his eyes. "Okay back think I'm ready." Daniel mumbled walking out of his room. "Okay come on lets go."

~Airport~

Jemma clung on to Dan for dear. She was never part of these YouTube things, only if it was a party and Dan needed a date, but that's about it. "I think that's her." Dan whispered to his anxious beloved. 

"Why hello, hello! Why, if it isn't dear ol' DanTDM and his wife. Where are the other two?" It was God herself. Susan Wojcicki. CEO of YouTube. "Hello there Mrs. Wojcicki it's a plesure meeting you-" 

"WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!" Dan and Phil panted as they ran up to them group. "Ah, Dan and Phil. Such an LGBT icon. I really needed some gay guys on this trip." Susan laughed.

"Ha! Hahaha! Of course! Me and Phil, totally gay for eachother." Daniel gave out a nervous chuckle. We all doubt Susan knew that Dan and Phil were in fact, NOT gay for eachother.

"So you'll be going on this beautiful trip to the city of love, together. All you have to do is vlog, that benefits us, and of course you. Here are your tickets, and well, have fun darlings!" Susan laughed and gave the two pairs tickets. "Security, let's go. I need a fucking drink." She muttered and left, two buff men following her.

Akward silence.

"Uh, so my name is Dan." Phil snickered and Dan facepalmed. Well that went well perfectly.

"Hello Dan, I am Jemma, the other Dan's wife. I am excited to go on trip with you guys!" Jemma extended her hand for a handshake, still holding her husband. Phil shaked it. Her husband nodded and smiled, for he was to nervous to reply. "Um, I'm Phil, this is Dan, and we're totally married." 

"TRIP TO PARIS FRANCE IN 10 MINUTES!" "And I'm guessing that's our cue to run." The blue haired Dan annouced. They all ran, boared the plane and off into the city of love they went.

The plane ride was silent. Phil watching Buffy, Daniel fast asleep on his shoulder, the other couple watching the blue haired Dan's old videos, as Dan cringed. It was an amazing plane ride, if I do say so myself.

~In the city of lovvvvveee~

The four entered the hotel Susan assigned them. "Well this seems very fun." Blue Dan muttered.

"BONJOUR! BONJOUR! Welcome, mon copains! It's such a plesure to meet you! You are the YouTubers Susan told me about it! I doubt you will need single bedrooms, ne suis-je pas faux?" A nice french guy came up to them. Dan and Phil looked at eachother.

'So we're actually doing this.' Daniel thought. "Oui, monsieur! Will you please give us the key to our room?" Jemma asked politely. "Oui! bien sur!" He gave them the key, and to their rooms they left.

~Time skip cause fuck you~

Daniel stared out the window. Phil was showering and Dan was sleeping under his blanket in a fetus position. This wasn't exaclty his room but you could see the famous tower from there. 

"You two aren't really married." Daniel jumped a bit. "Ah! Jemma oh my god you scared me." "Well it's my room. It's fine. So?" And.. of course we are- yeah we're not." 

Jemma chuckled. 

"Jemma I know it's none of my concern, but how did you meet Dan?" Jemma smiled and looked down at the sleeping man, as if he was the only thing she loved. "College party. We were both very drunk and he came up to me and started flirting. In the middle of it, he was so drunk he, just, fell. His face when his friend told him what happened is, unforgettable." Daniel laughed. "Lovers meet in the craziest ways." She said. He thought of how to he met Phil. Crazed fangirl he was. "Ha. Alright well I'ma go and try not to be akward with Phil. Good night!" "Bonne nuit!"

HEY HEY HEY IS YA BOI ABBY AND I AM STARTING A NEW SERIES. MUCH DRAMA, VERY WOW! I HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED AS I AM! The last part made no sense but Daniel and Jemma get along and are beSTIES.