Hey John, got a lot of chocolate this Easter? Hope you managed to stop George from hogging it all.

Anways, how would you react if all of a sudden you woke up and everyone on earth was obese? (Beatles being the biggest, since I'm a sucker for Chubby Beatles)

Dear You-You-You ,

Yes, I did get a lot of chocolate for Easter! I managed to keep the Hungry George at bay by giving him about ten Cadbury Eggs to keep him busy while I snarfed my share down.

I would freak out at first, because the ENTIRE POPULATION IS OBESE. Then I would loosen up about it and would think of all kinds of fun things to do with giant squishy people. We could form our own trampolines and ball pits just by using our squishy bodies! I would also start an amusement park featuring squishy people! Squishy might be my new favorite word now . . .