Hey John, ever challenged George to an eating contest?

Dear You-You-You ,

Yes, I have. It was kind of embarrassing, really. I betted him twenty pounds that I could beat him at eating ten pies. Ringo and Paul thought I was nuts, and I was, but I didn't know it at the time. Anyway, he said, "You're on," and we began. I made it to six pies before I finally threw in the towel, feeling to sick to even BREATHE. So, yeah, George was the victor and flaunted my loss of twenty pounds for four days. AND on top of all that, Paul kept saying, "I told you so" in a really annoying tone.

That was the first and last time I challenged George to an eating contest.