Hey John, what will you do for George on his birthday

Dear You-You-You ,

I will bake him a huge loaf of bread and a triple decker cake. Then, I'll surprise the heck out of him by jumping through his window dressed as Darth Vader. If he doesn't kill me for doing this, he will get his bread and cake. If he does kill me . . . joke's on him because I'm already dead!

Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!