Hey John I got a question for you, how would you react if you saw a UFO or a dragon in the sky?

Dear You-You-You ,

If I saw a UFO, I'd scream, "Oh, my God, they're going to kidnap us and put us in a human zoo!" Then the world would go into a panic, which would be pretty entertaining until the aliens actually did kidnap us and put us in a human zoo.

If I saw a dragon, I'd say, "Cool," and then try to domesticate it so I could ride it around and be the kings of the dragons. This has been a dream of mine for some time now . . .