Hey John! I have some would you rather questions for you. You can't say both or neither.

Would you rather:

-Be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life, or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year

-Always have to say everything in your mind, or never be able to speak again

-Be itchy for the rest of your life, or be sticky for the rest of your life

-Have the hiccups for the rest of your life, or always feel like you have to sneeze but not be able to

-Eat a potato and feels it's pain, or be a potato

-Listen to Good Morning, Good Morning for the rest of your life, or Let it Be

-Listen to Queen songs only, or Led Zeppelin songs only

-Marry me or marry Paul

Hope you have fun answering them 😏

Dear TotoBeatles_99 ,

Would You Rather? This ought to be good.

1. It would be miserable to wear wet socks for the rest of my life and it would also be very unsanitary to only wash my hair once a year! Hmm. If I wore wet socks like that I think my feet would get all raisin-y and maybe even start growing mushrooms. My hair would get really greasy . . . WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?

I'll go with not washing my hair.

2. Does "everything in my mind" mean I can only think it? Or does it mean I just spout whatever I'm thinking?

I'd have a hard time never talking again, but I could always tell someone off in sign language . . . And it's more fun! I'll go with telling people to fly a kite in sign language!

3. I'd rather be itchy than sticky. It would feel like I was a walking pancake for the rest of my life and flies would be all over me!

4. I'll go with hiccupps, because that feeling where you have to sneeze would be annoying to deal with for the rest of my life.

5. I'd rather eat a potato and feel it's pain, because then I have the option of never eating them again. If I was a potato I wouldn't have any other options other than be a potato.

6. I would listen to "Good Morning Good Morning" for the rest of my life. It is my song, after all. There's no way I would listen to a sappy song like "Let it Be" and feel like everyday I was attending a funeral!

7. QUEEN

You all know I'm a massive Queen fan.

8. Marrying Paul would awkward, but marrying you would be even more awkward! I haven't even met you! You can't expect me to just send you a proposal and a ring in the mail! But Paul is my best friend . . . GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

To save from being awkward with Paul, I'll marry you, but I'd better not regret this.