Dear John,

Since you did your morning routine, show us your nighttime routine!

Thanks, and I love you!

Dear SophieSanwogou ,

1. When nighttime finally comes around, I usually spend my time in the living room with my good-for-nothing cat, reading.

2. When seven o'clock strikes, I turn on the telly so I can half-watch it while I'm making myself dinner. My cat jumps on the counter to eat some of the food I'm making. This results in a lot of yelling at the cat and burning food all while the nightly news is playing.

3. Then I eat dinner and try to ignore my cat staring at me from the chair across from me. I swear that my cat is plotting my murder.

4. After dinner we sit down to some more TV and watch M*A*S*H.

5. At nine o' clock I finally slink off to my bed and contemplate why I even have the cat that is currently sitting on my chest and meowing like his entire existence is my fault.

6. I eventually fall asleep and have a nightmare of my cat smothering me in my sleep.

Love you too, Sophie!