Dear John,
Ya know every time I type that I get Taylor Swift's song 'Dear John' stuck in my head.
Anyway.

Here are some more random questions for you.

What was the weirdest conversation you have overheard?
What do you dislike but have no good reason for disliking?
What are some things that you've never bought and will never buy?
Do you like pancakes?
Who's your favourite protagonist from an animated movie?
What food would be the best of make a house out of?
What's the worse you've seen someone screw up on social media?
What is something about life that people don't appreciate as much as they should?
What view would you most like to have out of your window?
What was the most uncomfortable thing you've had to do out of politeness?
You wake up suddenly in the middle of the night. What would be the scariest sound to hear after waking up?
What high level job do you think you would lie your way into with no experience and no one would notice?
What's the worst and best thing about being male?
Which celebrity would make the worst leader of a county?
Which historical figure wasn't as amazing as most people think they were?
What three events made the biggest impact on who you are today?
What double standard is ridiculous and needs to be ended?

If you don't want to answer them all you don't have to.

Peas and gloves,
Lisa.

Dear Monkee66 ,

1. The weirdest conversation I've ever overheard was between George and Ringo. They were talking about food and were wondering what their food would be saying. It eventually turned into a reenactment of Romeo and Juliet with their potato chips.

2. I dislike ceiling fans for no apparent reason.

3. I have never bought a triple cheeseburger from McDonald's and never will.

4. Of course I like pancakes! What kind of monster doesn't like pancakes?

5. My favorite protagonist from an animated movie would probably be that little red dragon - *cough* lizard *cough* - from Mulan.

6. Gingerbread would be the best food to make a house out of, of course!

7. This is the worst I've ever seen someone screw up on social media:

It's Beatles, Ringo. Beatles.

8. I think what people under-appreciate about life is simply LIVING. You're only going to live once! Unless you believe in reincarnation. Then you've got plenty of lives to muck up.

9. I would like to have a view of mountains out my window.

10. One time I had to awkwardly hold Jane Asher's hair back while she was throwing up into some shrubbery. That was the most uncomfortable thing I've done out of politeness.

11. The scariest sound to wake up to in the middle of the night is definitely bloodcurdling screams.

12. I think I could easily lie my way into a lawyer job and make passable defense statements in court.

13. The worst thing about being a guy is that I feel compelled to prove to everyone how manly I am. It's like an instinct. You just have to be manly and openly display your manliness.

The best thing about it is I don't have to worry about menstrual cycles. Yikes.

14. I think Justin Bieber would be a pretty crummy leader of a country.

15. I don't think Alexander the Great was all that great. I don't know squat about him, but I just have a feeling with a name boasting about how amazing he is, he's going to be LAME.

16. Being raised by my Aunt Mimi was one of the events that impacted who I am today.

Forming the Quarrymen and going to that church fete is another one.

And taking up guitar. Without these three events, I wouldn't be the same person.

17. There are so many double standards I can think of, but mostly the double standards in gender. How a guy can do one thing and not be ridiculed and how a woman can do the same thing and be bashed.

*showers everyone with peas and gloves*

*slips on shades*

Lennon out.