Letter from Monkee66

Dear John,
As promised here are a lot of random questions.
1) Whats your (full) name?
2) How old are you?
3) Whats your Birthday?
4) What star sign does that make it?
5) Whats your favourite colour?
6) Whats your lucky number?
7) Do you have any pets?
8) Where are you from?
9) How tall are you?
10) what shoe size are you?
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12) If you are prime minister/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
13) If you were a superhero what powers would you have?
14) and what would your hero name be?
15) and what outfit would you wear?
16) What was your last dream about?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
20) What talents do you have?
21) Can you juggle?
22) Can you solve a Rubix Cube?
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddy bear?
24) Are you psychic in any way?
25) Are you a good dancer?
26) Are you a good cook?
27) Are you a good artist?
28) Are you a good listener?
29) Are you a good public speaker?
30) Are you a good babysitter?
31) Are you a good mechanic?
32) Are you a good diplomat?
33) Are you a good employee?
34) Are you a good dresser?
35) Are you a good swimmer?
36) Are you a good skier?
37) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural drying you hair?

Dear Monkee66 ,

I'm ready for the questions! This letter will need about five stamps to get it to you in the mail.

1. My full name is John Winston Ono Lennon. I got my middle name changed in 1969.

2. I'm 77 years old. God . . . That's OLD!

3. My birthday is October 9, 1940.

4. I'm a proud Libra!

5. Green is my favorite color.

6. Nine is definitely my lucky number! It's followed me around my entire life!

7. Yes! I have quite a few cats.

8. Liverpool, England.

9. I'm 5'10.

10. My shoe size is ten and a half.

11. Just a second. Let me go check.

I've got approximately fifty pairs of shoes. I might need to get rid of some . . .

12. If I was ruler of the world, I would make war illegal! Then we can all live in peace!

13. If I was a superhero, my power would be telekinesis. Then I could use my mind to lift up things, which would freak people out.

14. My hero name would be Long John.

15. My superhero outfit would be a long green cap, bell bottoms, and a vest that has "Long John" on it.

16. My last dream was about Paul taking over the world and then I had to stop him by dumping water on him like in The Wizard of Oz. Strange.

17. If I won the lottery, I would buy a lake house and then buy the lake and the get a water-garage for my ten jet skis.

18. Yes, I would like to build and design my own house. It would be amazing.

19. Taxis. In buses, you're surrounded by a bunch of smelly people you don't know. When you're in a taxi, you're only with one smelly person you don't know.

20. Singing and playing a few instruments are my talents. I don't think I have anything else. I don't have any idea why I'm so popular.

21. I tried to juggle once, but it failed. I also set the house on fire because I tried to juggle flaming batons. That was the first and last time I did that.

22. I am proud to say I have solved a Rubix Cube. I only did it once, though, because I didn't want to reset it after I finished, so it's still setting on my desk.

23. I don't still have a childhood teddy bear . . .

Okay, I do! Don't tell anyone, though. His name is Mr. Oso. Aunt Mimi gave him to me when I was five and I've had him ever since.

24. Sometimes I feel like I am psychic. I mean, when someone is going to call me, I get a feeling the phone is going to ring or I think about them. I've done this a lot.

25. I think I'm a good dancer.


26. I'm not the best at cooking, but I can bake a mean loaf of bread.

27. I'm a pretty good artist.

This is my self-portrait.

28. I don't know if I'm a very good listener. If someone tells me what to do, I'm not going to listen very well. If I'm listening to someone's problems . . . I'm even worse. I try, but I get bored and start staring off into space, thinking about penguins flying. Why CAN'T they fly anyway? It must be depressing being a penguin.

29. I'm not a very good public speaker. When I got an award for my book and I had to make some kind of thank-you speech, I panicked and ended up saying something stupid. I can't even remember what I said, just that it was humiliating.

30. I am not a good babysitter. One time I babysat Zak for Ringo and Mo, and we kind of tore their house apart together. Kids aren't a good influence on me and I'm not a good influence on them.

31. Me? A mechanic? Ha! I couldn't fix a bicycle!

32. I'm not a good diplomat. If I was leading a country, it would be in ruins in a day.

33. I could be a good employee if I wanted to, but I'm just too lazy.

34. I think I'm a good dresser.

35. Yes, I am a good swimmer!


36. Um . . . Not too good at skiing.


37. I prefer natural drying my hair.

Whew! I'm glad that's over. Just kidding. I enjoyed all these questions!

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