Heya Johnny! I just got back from seeing all the Beatles sights and the Fab Four taxi tour! The tour guide claimed you said "I'm Really Bored" At the end of Strawberry fields, even though it was "Cranberry Sauce". How do you feel about that?

Dear GorgingGeorge ,

Ah, seeing the Beatles sights and the tax tour are both amazing. I'm not surprised the tour guide's information was muddled, though. I've had countless people come up to me over the years and say I said something completely different than what I really said in some songs. Then there was that one time a violinist in an Italian restaurant thought I wrote "Yesterday" . . .

Some people just can't get their facts straight!

By the way, I can only respond to one more letter before I close up my newspaper column.