Dear John-
What's up? How's your day?
I have a few questions for you.
1. What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?
2. What is your Saturday morning routine?
3. Cereal or milk first?
4. Do you think I'm weird for asking you  some totally random questions? Because I think I am.
Yeah ok, that was weird.
Thanks!

Dear darkhorse60 ,

I just got done fighting with my cat over a Triscuit. Since I lost the battle over the Triscuit, my day isn't the best at the moment.

1. The grossest thing I have ever eaten was when Paul dared me to eat a leech. It was a grave mistake.

2. My Saturday morning routine is sleeping in until noon and then moping around my living room.

3. Cereal first. I'm not an animal.

4. I don't think you're weird for asking questions. I've answered a lot weirder ones. It's what happens when you're famous.