Hey Johnny boy!! I hope you enjoyed the Rapid Fire in Coffee with Karan. So, I'm back with a few  Rapid Fire questions for you.

What silliest thing you get nostalgic for?

A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

What is something that many people take seriously but shouldn't?

If you were falsely convicted of a crime, how would you adapt to prison life?

What piece of media (book, movie, TV show, etc.) changed the way you viewed the world? In what way?

What is something most people do easily but you find very difficult?

What job doesn't exist but should?

Describe the color yellow to somebody who is blind.

f you lived in a tribal society, what role would you play? (Hunter, gatherer, shaman chieftain, etc.)

What appliance can you not live without?

You're a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why?

Worst scandal you've heard about you?

Bohemian Rhapsody or Yesterday?

George Harrison or Brian May: Who is a better guitarist?

Sex or food?

Sex with a Sex Worker or Sex with Paul?

Dear AshleyMaycury ,

I did enjoy Coffee with Karan! I am quite excited to do my own Rapid Fire!

1. I get nostalgic when I drink tea, which is about twenty times a day. So I'm constantly sobbing over my tea.

2. Ooh, a talking penguin in a sombrero! What a sight! I bet he looks like this:

Anyway, he asks if I happen to have any tacos on me because he is hungry and all he lives off of are tacos, so he NEEDS TACOS.

3. People take sports a little too seriously, and I don't think they should. I've never been an athletic person, so of course I'm saying it! Football was very important in Liverpool, but I never caught on. Then everyone thought I was daft because I didn't participate or give a squat. YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED OFF OF SPORTS. THEY ARE NOT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.

4. If I was convicted of something I didn't do and was thrown in prison, I would be on my best behavior. I would get enough good behavior points that they would allow me to have a pencil and wouldn't have to worry about me stabbing myself with it. Hopefully with the pencil they'd give me some paper, then I would start my story about how I was wrongly convicted. Hopefully someone who actually read it and get me out.

5. Books changed the way I viewed the world. I've been a certified bookworm my entire life. According to Mimi, I read all the classics by age eleven. Books told me that the imagination is an extraordinary thing, and that you don't need television or anything else to transport you somewhere amazing. Then I started writing my stories! I would be a completely different person if I hadn't read Carroll and Dickens and all of them. Heck, I even read Jane Austen, but don't tell anyone that.

6. Some people can just roll their tongues like it's the easily thing in the world. And guess what? I couldn't do it if my life depended on it!

7. I think being a professional Jedi should be a job. I mean, who wouldn't want to do that? You get to wear comfy robes and swing a lightsaber around!

8. How do I describe a color to someone who can't see?!? I guess I'll have to try. Um, so it's this yellowish color. No, that doesn't work. It's kind of the color of a banana. Wait, not that either. Okay, I think I've got it! It is the color of baby poop! I don't think I can do this. One more time. It is a light color that reminds me of sunshine and baby poop. Is that good enough?

9. If I was in a tribe, I would be the chieftain! My tribe would be called the Naked Walruses, because we wouldn't really wear clothing. Clothing is so confining and is so dishonest. When you're naked you're being honest.

10. I couldn't live without a blender. I mean, think of all the things a blender does! It can make smoothies, milkshakes . . . um, and a bunch of other things! My blender is my baby.

11. If I was a crayon in a crayon box, I would be the color green. It's my favorite color and I feel it looks good on me. So if I was green, I would be so slim and so snazzy looking. I would be the handsomest crayon in the box, and the most used, too. ;)

12. The worst scandal about me? I think that's either when I said we were bigger than Jesus or when Yoko and I did Two Virgins.

13. "Bohemian Rhapsody" or "Yesterday"? Are you kidding me? There is no way I would choose "Yesterday" over the work of art "Bohemian Rhapsody" is. Sorry, Paul.

14. George Harrison or Brian May as the better guitar player? I'll have to say George, because he is a dear friend of mine and he can really get some groovy riffs.

15. Sex or food? Well, I can't live without food. Sex, on the other hand, well . . . I can.

16. This is an uncomfortable question. Would I rather sleep with my best friend or someone I don't know? Sleeping with Paul would be kind of awkward. Can I pick neither? No? Okay. Um . . . Paul. I'm going to go hide now.