Dear Aaron, 

                         Yes, I know what prison is like, you don't need to explain why you didn't talk about it. Dumb ass.

Wait, is that explosion that happened a few months ago? I heard the guards talking about how some weird chick with freaky powers managed to convince a man to strap a bomb to their chest and make them go boom. I haven't heard much about her since, actually. I wonder what happened to her. 

A 'blue kind of guy'? You should know not to judge a book by it's cover, pal. 

From, 

            Agony.

P.S My favourite genre of music is classical and jazz (I can already sense the old man jokes coming.) I'm so going to regret telling you this.