"Hello, I am Connor, the ###### sent by cyberlife," Connor greeted as he walked into office, realizing his mistake. "I swear I said deviant!" His led was a bright red, and was trying to frantically trying to explain himself. He would never swear, at least what he thought.

     "Amanda secretly did that," Nines said, nodding to Connor's dramatic entry. He too didn't believe quite yet that Connor would ever use such foul language. However, his thoughts were then proven wrong.

     "FUCK!" Connor shouted in panic, all the prosthetic color draining from his face. He didn't think Amanda would've changed Deviant into a swear, if it was highly affected by voice cracks. Then again, he wasn't supposed to overdose on intentional voice cracks like he was going to.

     "We need someone to monitor this office.. " Nines mumbled. "To monitor our Deviant behavior.." He looked around the currently empty office, and sighed.

     "We just need to wait for them," Connor assured. "I got someone a little while ago, but knowing him it will probably take awhile."

     "Yeah, " Nines agreed, then searching his mind to see who else was required. "Hey, what about Gavin?"

     "WE NEED GAVIN!" Connor declared, slamming his fists onto the table. "Well you do more than I do-"

     "Begin the search!" Nines exclaimed. "No Chipotle until you find him, just for that comment."

     "Fuckkkkk," Connor groaned, but due to Nine's upgrades,he could not challenge him. "Yessir." So the search began, Connor set out to find Gavin, and Nines searched his database of the different AUs, trying to find one who'd fit in with them. Connor was frantically searching for Gavin, his stress levels were very high. Scattered across the multiverse, they found many, but none seemed to want to leave. Or could leave, for that matter.

     "I see so many options," Nines said aloud. Connor gasped in shock.

     "Really?!" He exclaimed. "Where?! I've found no one!" Nines looked at Connor with a look of disappointment.

     "It's called searching through my database," Nines stated. He pondered for a moment,before his eyes lit up. "Oh wait, I have an idea!"

     "What is your idea?" Connor asked, sparkles in his eyes. "I really want Chipotle..."

     "Lets put up a convincing poster with the words help wanted on it," Nines began, which Connor nodded enthusiastically. "Then we slap on a picture of Gavin Reed."

     "Yes!" Connor exclaimed. "Amazing idea, Nines!"

     "This is exactly why Amanda decided to replace you," Nines mumbled. "I mean yes, thank you Connor."

     "I heard that!" Connor cried, tearing up. He got to work on the computer, they both did."Hey, I got the ad, does this look convincing?"

     "Yes that is perfect," Nines said, although was disappointed for there was more image.  "I'm also making another one, I just need a good picture of Gavin. There are so many to choose from."

     "Yeah, " Connor agreed. "Of course you'd think there's a lot of good images of Gavin."

     "Hey, you know what I meant," Nines sighed,shaking his head in disapproval. "Look at these two. Look at the bottom text and tell me which one is more convincing."

     On one poster, the reward had said 1,000 dollars. The second, 1,000 was crossed out, with Hugs from Deviants written over it. Although Nines would soon regret this decision.

     "Hugs from Deviants is more rewarding!" Connor exclaimed, and then proceeded to hug Nines. 

     "I said hugs FROM Deviants not TO Deviants, Connor!" Nines yelled, shoving Connor off of him.

     They spent the next few hours photocopying the paper, Connor was working frantically, he wanted Chipotle so badly, but he couldn't get it until Gavin arrived. He was also annoying Nines with facts about hugs, and Nines was repeatedly telling Connor;
     "If you don't behave, I'll either call Amanda or play the emoji movie."
     That always succeeded to control Connor into making him behave.

     "Hey, Nines?" Connor called to Nines.

     "Yeah?" Nines replied.

     "Since you are getting a Gavin, can I get a Hank?"

     "Yeah, I'll make the flier." Nines then proceeded to make the flier, similar to Gavin's, and photocopied it.

     "Perfection," Connor breathed. "Also... " Connor showed something to Nines, who was curious about what it was. "It's not Porn I swear."

     "Hey look," Nines said. "It's me."

     "Yea, " Connor agreed. He then proceeded to hug Nines. Nines then disappeared into thin air.

     "N o  h u g s." Nines said. "You can't touch dis BEAUTY."

     Connor then went and sat in the corner, alone. Oh, so very alone, he felt.

     "Oh fine." Nines let Connor hug him, although he wasn't overjoyed. At least Connor was happy.

     "Huggos!" Connor exclaimed happily. Nines sighed, and eventually shrugged Connor off of him. "Let's go find us a Gavin and a Hank!"

    "The first and probably last time I'll probably hear you say his name enthusiastically..." Nines mumbled.

     They entered a strange hallway not known by many, and not accessible by many, either. Since not many people were ever in the Office anymore, no one knew about it.

     At the end of the hallway was a door, and beyond that laid the internet, the world in which you are able to read this from. They can read this story through that door if they so wished. That didn't happen, however, for they needed to find a Gavin.

     It was a long and tedious process, going through the many multiverses somehow accessible to the two Androids, putting up the help wanted posters in search for Hank and Gavin. Soon, they returned to their own Universe, and laid about.

     And then the door slammed open.

     "Sup y'all, the only one important here that is of any importance has arrived," Gavin called into the office, to interrupt the conversation the Androids were pleasantly chatting about.

    "Took you enough time," Nines muttered, but Connor was instantly perked up, from his pit of boredom.

     "29 minutes late," Connor stated. "New record, the earliest you've been! How intriguing!"

     "Shut the pheck up and make my damn coffee," Gavin growled. Connor raced off to fulfill his first order. From Gavin.

A/N: We already have a lot of characters, and sadly the creator of the chat deleted it and started a new one so information was lost. There will be more, however! Next chapter stay tuned for the yaoi ;D