Taehyung had quickly pounced on his best friend, and making them tumble to the floor with Taehyung on top of Jungkook. The boy under Taehyung groaned in pain and tried pushing him off.

"Tae, get your fat butt off! You weigh like a thousand pounds!" Jungkook tried pushing him again, but like he said: He's a lanky noodle.

"HE KISSED YOU?! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?! JUNGKOOK, I WILL THROW HANDS-"

"TAEHYUNG, SHUT UP! HE DIDN'T KISS ME ON THE LIPS! AND STOP YELLING BEFORE MY MOM HEARS YOU!"

Taehyung sighed, but still sat on him. "Your mom only hears what she wants to, so we're fine. But, if not on the lips, then where?" Taehyung didn't give Jungkook time to answer as he gasped loudly, "No way! You got a blowjob?!"

Jungkook covered his ears and groaned out of frustration. Now he's really beginning to think why he befriended Kim Taehyung.

"Tae, you've got literally 0.2 seconds to get off of me because I cannot breathe." Jungkook said in a low, deep voice.

Taehyung always got scared when he used that tone, so he scrambled off the boy and helped him up. They both sat on the bed and Tae waited.

"He kissed me on the nose. I kind of freaked out because I thought he was going to actually kiss me. I didn't want to lose my first kiss to someone whom I'm never going to have an actual relationship with." Jungkook sighed and pouted slightly.

"Well, first off all, I was technically your first kiss." Taehyung pointed out.

Jungkook smacked his shoulder. "That doesn't count! We were in seventh grade and you made me go to Jason's stupid birthday party where we played stupid spin the bottle. After that, everyone thought we were dating because of how nonchalant we were about the stupid kiss."

"Stupid kiss? I put my all into that kiss!" Taehyung defended.

"I don't know how kissing goes, but I'm pretty sure you used too much tongue, Tae." Jungkook stated as a matter of fact.

Taehyung rolled his eyes and laid back on the bed. "Whatever."

Jungkook laid back too and stared at the ceiling. Taehyung looked over at him and sighed.

"If anything does happen between you and Hoseok, I want you to know that I'll be happy for you. And I'll beat him up if he makes you cry."

Jungkook chuckled a bit at that last part. He looked at his best friend and smiled. "Thanks, Taetae." Jungkook scooted closer (it wasn't possible, but he made it work) and nuzzled his face into Taehyung's neck, sighing in content.

Taehyung wrapped an arm around him and looked down at him. He ran his fingers through Jungkook's hair, sporting a small smile on his face. The two eventually fell asleep like that, happy in each other's warmth.

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a/n: told you there'd be a lot of vkook :) <-- passive aggressive smiley face (fyi bc i use it a lot)