wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...

To only the best women out there,

I'm a Stubborn kinda man, who likes nothing more than Running with the right woman, and socialising with my good mate, Richard Speight Jr., who admires my Energetic qualities.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my Arrogant personality, closely followed by my smashing Hands. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my Hands and my biceps, I can afford to be.

I work as a Coach, helping children. This allows me to exercise my skills: teaching and leadership. One day, I was just about to stop work when Richard Speight Jr. appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "Mitchell Marx, that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Richard Speight Jr. and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser man would get a big head.

My life goals include:
Receive a telegram from an owl ,shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in ,become the best Coach I can be

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be Intelligent and energetic. You won't be afraid to spend time with my friends and will have a healthy respect for life.

My ideal date would involve Exercising in Ireland with a Curvy woman by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your Wavy Hair, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.

Women only get one chance with me. For every woman who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.

And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."

If you're worthy, get in touch!

Mitchell Marx

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