Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

I wonder if I could intrude upon a little of your time,

I'm a helpful kind of chap, who likes nothing more than socialising with the right person.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my Friendly personality, closely followed by my smashing Eyes. My friends say I'm very helpful and that I have a great Eyes and an acceptable pair of thighs, but what would I know? I just live in this heap of junk they call my body.

I work as a football player, helping students. This allows me to exercise my skills: public speaking and resourcefulness. The most interesting thing that's happened to me at work, is that Johnny Depp asked me for a sandwich. Of course, I was astounded that such a person would have time for muggins here. Of course, I made the sandwich.

My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute, become worthy of you ,become the best football player I can be ,help all the students in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be Friendly and cute. You won't be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.

My ideal date would involve modeling in Canada with an Athletic person by my side. While we're there, I worship your Neatly groomed Hair, only able to aspire to being worthy of you.

I'm just a humble chap trying to make my way in the world. I cannot imagine why you'd want to date little old me, but if an ordinary, nice bloke is something you think you could find yourself growing to love, I do have all my own teeth and an adequate pension plan.

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

If you can find it in your heart to take pity on a hopeless romantic, please give me a whirl.
Yours hopefully

Aaron Brooks

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