*Everyones on the backstage before the show starts*

Jean: Eren eat this *hands over _ starange onion*

Eren: horseface are you fucking kidding me? No!

Jean: Come on Eren it aint so bad! Beside you do like onions do you?

Eren: Well...yeah...but...that is like a really red...round ball and its smells disgusting.

Jean: It may smell bad but why dont you you give it a tru? It may taste good!

Eren: Tch! I am not falling to your tricks again!

Jean: Oi this isnt a trick! Its tru-

Armin: Hey guys!! *walks to Eren and Jean* What are you guys doing?

Eren: Jean wanted me to eat that thing *points at the strange onion*

Armin: *gasp* THAT ONION!!!!! Fianlly!! Where do you get it Jean!?

Jean: huh? Uh..well i saw it on my backyard yesterday and i was curious about it so i pick it u-

Armin: EREN!!! This onion sooo rate!! It said to be the most best taste in all universe!!!!

Eren: Armin you looked-

Armin: *gribs Erens shoulder* Eren you must eat that!!!! It will make you stronger!!!

Jean: Did you just say-

Eren: Really???

Armin: *nods his head quickly* Yes really!!!

Jean: Then....*smiles evily* i am the one whos going to eat i-

Eren: *takes the onion from Jeans hand* Nope its gonna be me!!! *eats the onion*

Armin: Did it taste good?

Eren: ..........

Armin: Eren are you ok?

Eren: ..............

Jean: Oi idiot Armin is asking!! Snap out of it dammit!! *shakes Eren's shoulder*

Eren: .............

Armin: is he....? His eyes didnt move....

Jean: His not ok.....

*FARTS!!!!!!!!!!*

Armin:Oh my god *cough* *cough*

Jean: *faints*

Armin: Jean!!!

Eren: Holy shit what happen? *farts*

Armin: *cough* *cough* i dont know but *cough* *cough* You *cough* *cough* You farr so bad and its smell likes shit!!!

Eren: *farts* *farts* 0_0

Armin: *faints*

Eren: Armin!!!! *farts* *farts* Dammit!! I shouldnt eat that onion. I gonna go and find help *fart* *fart*

*Eren set off finding someone to help while his still in his farting issue*

Admin: *huming a song* We are back~ revamped~ the madness never ends~ we are not alone~ (if you know what i am singing then your awsome! Jing!)

Eren: *Smash the door* ADMIN!!!

Admin: Jesus chris Eren what the heck! You knock in the door *clap* *clap* well done!

Eren: Admin *fart* *fart* Help!

Admin: Aaaugh!! Eren your fart smells!

Eren: i need your help now-

*Farrrrrttttssssssssss*

Admin: *faints* x_x

Eren: *farts* *farts* ..........................

Lesson of the story (or whatever you gonna call it. Never ever take a strange onion from someone espacially horseface (So sorry Jean! XD) And this is why Eren farts wont stop for a week and its spreads the whoole world. The animals and plants are dying.

Sorry.....but not sorry XD