Angie Writes A Play

(Thank you Rainbow_Goulding for surprising me with this picture of Angie's head on Shakespeare)

Angie was anime walking down the halls of Hope's Peak Academy, when she saw a poster on the wall.

It read "Join Sayaka Maisono's super sugoi kawaii theater club!!"

Angie looked at the poster with a smiley gopher face Aoi taught her to make and decided, "Atua loves theater! So I shall join nyahaha!!" Even though she was absolute trash at acting.

She walked into the classroom where the theater club was held and walked to the desk where Sayaka was sitting, "helLo idol Atua damned th0t, I'd like to jooin!!" Angie cheered holding her hands in a praying position.

"Ahh yay! Another SUGOOOOOOI member to theater club!! Of course you're welcome to join our kawaii club!" Sayaka said. "Oh, and, Watashi wa Maizono-Chan desuuu!!! Make yourself at home!!"

"Thank you! Yahaha! I'll be sure to pray to Atua and see if he can cure you of your thotty and weebyness!!" Angie said, going to meet with the other memebers.

There were nine other members. Some which Angie had already met.

"Nyeh? Angie? I didn't know you were in theater," Himiko said.

"YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY HIMIKO OR YOUR GOD GETS IT," Tenko yelled.

"Ah calm down Tenko! I wouldn't want your ass to get whooped by a god!" Kokichi said, "just kidding, that's a lie. Go ahead and try to fight him."

"Kokichi..." Shuichi sighed.

"This talk about fighting is not welcome in a school environment!" Ishimaru stated.

"Aww but I wanted to see how far all their hopes could extend!!" Nagito explained.

"Why am I even here again?" Hajime asked.

"Because Nagito forced us to, remember," Chiaki explained, "he took away all my games..."

"D-does anyone n-need any h-help over here?" Chihiro asked.

"Um, yes I and Atua do!" Angie said, "I'd like the pinwheel hoe to be kicked out of this establishment!"

"Excuse me! I go to school here!!" Tenko yelled, "AND IT ISN'T A CRIME TO WANT TO PROTECT MY GIRLFRIEND!!"

"Tenkooo, y'know Angie is my friend, right?" Himiko asked.

"I have to side with Tenko here," Kokichi chimed in, "I don't trust her Atua..."

"But weren't you against Tenko two seconds ago?" Shuichi asked.

"Well that was a lie of course!"

"SHUT UP OR I'M TAKING YOU ALL OFF MY LIST OF SUPER SUGOI PEOPLE!!" Sayaka yelled, "you all know what happened to Naegi-Kun, right?!"

"Alright, Taylor Swift, we'll shut up," Kokichi complained.

"So as you all probably know we have a new member who is super kawaii!!!" She said, putting up a peace sign. "Her name is Angie Yonaga-Chan!!"

Everyone nodded and waved at Angie.

"Anyway, WE HAVE A NEW SUPER SUGOI KAWAII NE UTSUKUSHI CLUB PROJECT!!" She waved her hands in the air, "we'll all be writing our own theater productions!"

Cricket noises started to play.

Sayaka sighed, "and it'll be a competition."

Everyone cheered in excitement.

"The super sugoi winner's play will be the play the kawaii school performs this year! And you'll get free items from the vending machine for a month, on me-chan!" She explained.

Angie gasped. Atua loved the chocolate bars from the vending machine! She had to win.

As soon as Miss Saya-Weeb left the room to do club leader stuff, Chihiro walked up to Angie. "H-hey Angie... I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Chihiro Fujisaki, I'm the vice president. If you need hel-"

"ATUA DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR INTRODUCTIONS! HE MUST HELP ME COME UP WITH THE BEST PLAY IDEA IN THE WORLD!"

Chihiro sighed and walked away.

Then Mondo broke into the club room, "DID SOMEONE JUST HURT CHIHIRO'S FEELINGS?!"

Ishimaru gasped, "BRO, HOW WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!"

"I BET IT WAS ANGIE! I'LL TAKE ANY EXCUSE TO BEAT HER UP!" Tenko yelled.

"SCREEEEE NO!! THAT IS SUPER NOT KAWAII!!" Sayaka yelled, "I'M OFFICIALLY ABOUT TO LOSE MY SUPER SUGOI MARBLES!!! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!"

Mondo and Tenko didn't listen to Sayaka though, they came straight for Angie.

"ATUA DOES NOT APPROVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!" Angie yelled, "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE IT WAS MEEE!!"

"I agree with that!" Ahoge boi (Color Blue) yelled. Everyone stopped because if you have an ahoge, everyone has to listen to you.

"AWWWW SHUUU I wanted to see everyone fight Atua's hoe!!" Kokichi complained.

Everyone could hear the voice of Miu scream "THAT SOUNDS HOT" In the background.

Mondo rolled his eyes, but punched Angie in the side and ran away.

"ATUA SAYS THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!" Angie yelled,"ILL SEE YOU IN COURT!"

"THEN I WILL BE MY BRO'S LAWYER!!" Ishimaru yelled.

Sayaka then shot herself in the head.... But she missed. Then she fired, but then she missed. She fired again, but didn't hit what she was aiming for, so I guess she missed.

The day ended and Angie soared home through the power of Atua.

She broke through the window of her house and sat down at her desk. She got out a paper and pencil.

"ATUA GIVE ME STRENGTH!!" She yelled, and started to get possessed by Atua.

"Young Angie, I will give you the power to write the most Atua worthy play! Then you can get me many chocolate bars all month long!" The handsome black haired red eyed god said.

"YES ATUA!!" Angie said.

If you didn't have the context of this scene, it would sound like a two people... Doing something not welcome in a school environment.

Then Angie blacked out.

In the morning, Angie picked up the script Atua helped her write and read it. She smiled in an evil manner as she read each line, FOR IT WAS THE BEST PLAY SHE'D EVER SEEN.

"Nyahaha!! Thank you Atua! I couldn't get a better play even from DeepSea!!" She laughed.

Angie walked to school and as soon as she did, she slapped the th0t club leader in the face with her script.

"KYAAAA!" Sayaka screamed.

"It seems Atua did not have enough time to cure you, I apologize!" Angie said, "BUT LOOK AT THIS AMAZING PLAY WE WROTE!!"

Sayaka read the script and her eyes filled with super sugoi kawaii stars. "THIS IS $û&oï!!"

After school, the club met up again, "MINASAN, THE KAWAII CONTEST IS CANCELLED BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE A SUGOI WINNER!!" Sayaka said.

"Awwww but I already started writing mineee! Nyeh... I guess there's next year..." Himiko complained.

"WHO WON THIS CONTEST, ANYWAY?" Ishimaru asked.

"YES! I want to know who's hopes extended this far!!" Nagito drooled.

"The winner isssss....." Sayaka began, "YONAGA-CHAN!!"

"Angie?" Chiaki asked, "congratulations."

"Wait, what could she have written in just one day?" Hajime asked.

"Nyahaha!! I'll read it!!" Angie cheered.

(Just try to read the whole thing in Angie's voice)

"There once was a princess named Tenko Chabashira and she was a th0t! She had a crush on the beautiful and wonderful mage loved by all, Himiko Yumeno!! But Himiko did not love her back.

Tenko thought she could win the love of the mage by going across the country to find a MAGICAL ITEM! So she took her boat, the S.S.Seesaw, and began her journey.

Little to Tenko's knowledge, a peasant stowed away on her boat. His name was Kokichi."

"HEY! I'M NOT A PEASANT!!" Kokichi yelled.

"Y-yeah... I agree.." Shuichi whispered.

"SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!" Angie yelled. "AHEM, Kokichi wanted money because he needed to pay back his debt to Togami. Tenko agreed to give him money if he SHUT THE HELL UP and helped her on her journey."

"THAT'S UNREALISTIC! I WOULD NEVER WORK WITH THIS TINY GREMLIN!!" Tenko yelled.

"I'm not a gremlin!!" Kokichi yelled, "help me shu! I'm getting bullied!!" He said, hugging Shuichi.

Angie smiled and stared into the souls of her club mates. That got them to shut up.

"Tenko and Kokichi continued on their journey. They reached land, but they almost died because the evil fire breathing dragon, Celeste, shot fire at them.

Kokichi then took out his secret weapon, GRAPE PANTA, and killed that motherfucker.

The walked past the dragon and met up with great and wise sage, Ishimaru. He was the wisest of them all."

"THAT STATEMENT IS VERY WELCOME IN A SCHOOOOOOL ENVIRONMENT!!" Ishimaru yelled.

"Tenko asked Ishimaru where the hell she could find the magic item for Himiko.

Ishimaru told her not to curse.

Than he said it was the next island over, so Tenko kicked a tree and grabbed Kokichi by the scarf and threw him back onto the S.S.Seesaw.

Angry, she then put the boat is SOOPER SPEED! it almost made Kokichi lose his octopus hair!!"

"My hair isn't an octopus!" Kokichi complained.

Angie ignored him and continued, "they got to the next island, where they were greeted by the one, the only, the beautifuly handsome, the best god of all time, ATUA HIMSELF!!

Tenko and Kokichi felt blessed in his presence.

Tenko smiled and asked the great Atua where the magic item was.

He guided them to a cave where the magical item shone vEry brightly.

Tenko marched over there and picked it up, it was....

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DOVE FEED!!"

"Nyeh!" Himiko yelled, "that's the best gift anyone could give me!"

"Really?" Chihiro asked, "you have doves?"

Himiko cutely nodded.

Angie coughed and continued reading her play, "Tenko and Kokichi went back to their home. Tenko threw some gold in Kokichi's face and ran to find Himiko.

Himiko was performing her magic, so Tenko had to run threw the crowd. Everyone was surprised to see the princess here. Tenko managed to get on top of the stage next to Himiko and presented her with the dove feed.

Himiko stared in awe at the magical item in front of her and could not believe Tenko has gone this far to prove her love.

Himiko realized how happy it made her that someone cared about her this way, and realised she really loved Tenko."

"That's... So. SWEET!" Tenko sobbed, hugging Himiko close.

"Nyeh, Tenko! You're hugging me a bit too tight!"

"Yeah, yeah, you two are cute, but not as cute as Shuichi and I!!" Kokichi said, wrapping his arms around Shuichi's waist, making him blush.

"We can have shipping wars later," Chiaki said.

"Yeah, Angie has got me invested in her story and I'd like to hear the ending," Hajime said.

Nagito was just drooling while whispering "hope" To himself.

Angie was happy that everyone was enjoying her and Atua's play, so she continued reading, "Princess Tenko confessed her undying love to the mage Himiko, and they shared a kiss in front of everyone. The queen, Sayaka, then forged their futures together in the name of Atua meaning if one of them cheated on the other they'd be executed on the spot. Atua does not tolerate disloyalty.

They lived happily ever after!

The End!" Angie concluded.

Everyone seemed to love the play Angie had written.

They then performed it later that year and Atua got free chocolate bars for a whole month!

The End.

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