That Way

Doc and Python were sat next to each other, as per the seating plan. Ms. Cupra had assigned them independent work, and the class were allowed to talk quietly amongst themselves. Out of nowhere, Python began singing softly:

"You are... my fiiire! My one... desiiiire! Believe... when IIIII say:, I want it thaat way!"

"Tell me why!" Doc abruptly joined in.

"Ain't nothin' but a heartache!"

"Teeelll me whyyyy!"

"Ain't nothin' but a mistake!"

"I never wanna heeaar you saay!"

"IIIII waaaannt iiiiiit thaaaat waaay!"

"Woo! Jam session!"

Blast Off

As part of science class, the group were launching paper rockets. Only problem: it was raining. Everyone had had had their go, when Scar stepped up.

"I demand a rematch!" He yelled, waving his hastily-repaired rocket around.

He put the rocket on the launch mechanism, and soon it was ready. He pressed the button to launch, and it ripped itself apart. He picked up the wreckage and stared at it.

"Not to quote the inferior tape, but that's a lot of damage." He remarked, mourning the work of art that it had been. Cub leaned over to him and whispered:

"RIP. Literally, RIP."

Shared Note Shenaniganry II

Mumbo: Welcome to Mumskall airlines

Grian: Hi

Scar: I have questions.

Grian: What about?

Scar: Just... questions.

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Grian:I know everything!!!! 

Cub: Do you?

Joe: Alas, omniscience is impossible.

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Cub: someone come rant about the education system with me instead of doing revision for my EoY :')

Scar: ok

Iskall: Ok

Scar: ya ya

Cub: collective punishment is the worst thing to ever exist. don't blame the whole class for something 3 people did.

Iskall: YA SCHOOL, QUIT EXPLOITING THE SOCIAL TENSIONS BETWEEN STUDENTS

Iskall: And don't get me STARTED on the communication problems between departments at this school alone!

Cub: Angry students moan about school

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Grian: Calling all ducks! Someone just declared flex tape supreme to duck tape! This is WAR.

Ren: Implying that flex tape isn't superior to duck tape??? Duck tape is made out of DUCKS. That's animal abuse.

Ren: Unless the ducks like being made into tape. In which case, flex tape is still better.

Cleo: Duck tape tastes great! Flex tape killed my grandma

Ren: I'm not sure you're supposed to eat it, maybe you're confusing duck tape for actual ducks

Grian: Right. That's it. I'm summoning the G-Team.

Biffa: cellotape will triumph

Scar: Ummmmm... should I tell someone about this???

Scar: żžź

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Grian: ????? Scar you okay??

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Ren: Kiwis are good too!

Iskall: Yeah, kiwi fruit are nice. And kiwi people.

Iskall: Not to eat! I'm not a cannibal!

Ren: You sure about that?

Once again, can y'all guess who I am in each? Cookie for the first person to get them all right!

Rune, signing off from the past!