That's right! Because New School, I have decided to restart the count for SOOC! It's still basically the same series though lmao. Think of it like... season 2. Of chaotic nonsense.

Why is this my staple thing????

On with the show!

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Joe: (in a strong american accent) its just an electron innit

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Grian: You get embarrassing photos like this,

Scar: Wait you have a mouth?

Grian: I know, shocking

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Cleo: The ship Orion, an accident

Stress: ME

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Zedaph: How many numbers are there in the alphabet?

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Gem: Yassified biology

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Grian (about Scar): I've never met anyone whose favorite color is orange. Maybe he's diseased.

Mumbo: No, it's because he's american

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Impulse: What is your favorite Video Game App?

Tango: The App

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False: Ok I need to figure out what I'm doing with my life.

*two-second pause*

False: Ok I figured it out bye.

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xB: Call me a Geometric sequence, 'cause I hate myself.

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Xisuma: GENDER PAY GAP! LET'S GOOOO!

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Cub: It's all chips. *points at fries* those are chips, *points at crisps* those are chips, *points at Scar* you are chips

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Wels: The tomato is okay. The cucumber is not.

Cub: What cucumber?

Wels: What?

Cub: that's chips.

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Pearl: Oh! It's only 140 diamonds!

Impulse: Only!

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Beef: Sorry, did they just show up, hit you on the head with a stick several times, and then leave?

xB: yes

Beef: ...the meaning of friendship, I guess.

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Etho: My favourite thing is making up lies about pointless things and trying to convince people.

Etho: ...or is it!?

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BDubs: My favourite food is the menu. I eat the menu every day.

Stress: Its my favourite flavour

Ren: Mmmmmmmm chalkboard

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Tower of whiteboard pens: *exists*

Zed: The Tower of Babel

Tango: *knocks it over*

Zed: gOD!?

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Etho: nooohohohooo you destroyed the manifestation of my hubris

Everyone: *silence*

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Tango: Give them a badger.

Impulse: No.

Zed: Badger.

Impulse: No.

Zed: Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger.

Impulse: No badgers.

Zed: Mushroom. Mushroom.

Impulse: No snakes either.

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Cleo: *produces a yellow armor stand badger*

Cleo: Look at this creature and tell me it experiences this thing we call fear.

Joe: Sewage badger

Zloy: Sewage badger

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Doc: If you throw it in the river, it will become a sewage badger.

Etho: There's worse than sewage in the river

Doc: A Worse-Than-Sewage Badger

BDubs: A fate worse than sewage

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Doc: GOAT grindset. No more bones.

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Joe: Are you with us? No more bones?

Jevin: Honestly I enjoy having a skeleton

Cleo: lmao look at this weakling. Dependent on bones

Jevin: They keep me alive

Cleo: Addicted to bones

Joe: Addicted to bones

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Grian: I'm 150 bones away from becoming a jellyfish

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BDubs: Horses have one less bone than humans, and they are infinitely more swagalicious, so therefore: the less bones, the more swagalicious

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Cleo: My life goal is -300 bones

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Impulse: Which ones would you eat?

Zed: Oh, you know, a balanced diet.

Impulse: Very balanced: bones, bones, more bones.

Tango: Well, you've got your dairy, your fat, your protein...

Zed: Fruit bones, vegetable bones...

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Hels: God can have both bones and no bones. It's a whole thing

True: God is a worm

Evil X: God is a worm-man

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Evil X: Jeff the Minion is too cool to have invented bones

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Cleo: You know the horse from Frozen II?

Joe: Yeah?

Cleo: That, but sewage and a badger

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False: Someone got a six-pack

Iskall: Was it attractive?

False:

False: OF BEANS.

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Stress: HMMMM YES LET ME REPLACE MY ABDOMINAL MUSCLES WITH BEANS

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Cub: Reminds me of the time I nearly strangled myself to death. Good times.

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Zed: Which one of you's gonna fess up to having two spines?

Tango: Well, that would explain my back pain, just... having an extra spine chilling in there

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Doc: Euler needs to get a life

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Wels: I have cold legs syndrome

Jevin: What are the symptoms of cold legs syndrome?

Wels: Cold legs

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Xisuma: You are a logic

Keralis: *dying offended seal noise* how could you!

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Joe: Are you a logic?

Cleo: What is a logic?

Joe:

Joe: Baby don't hurt me

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Cleo: Are you addicted to bones?

Xisuma: Absolutely not, I'm vegan

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Doc: Take a skittles bag, empty it, and fill it with smarties.

BDubs: Yes. That's replacing Bad Food with Good Food

Doc: Fill the smarties tubes with skittles.

Etho: Yes

Beef: Give the smarties tubes to BDubs and the Skittles bag to Doc. Everyone is miserable.

Etho: YES

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Tango: How much electric is in your hand?

Impulse: *touches the multimeter*

Tango: Fourteen!

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Cleo: We Are Testing The Resistivity Of A Jevin

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Evil X: you don't conduct, bro

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Zed: I'm not afraid to stab myself

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Joe: ALL EYES, ALL LANYARDS, NO BONES, NO NONSENSE. *slams table* BE THE ULTIMATE MCYT TUMBLR SEXYMAN

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Zed: How much do you weigh

Tango: ...six?

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Doc: One part beans, two parts eyes, two parts lanyards

Zed: Simmer until bones are removed

Doc: Shake well over ice

Doc: then blend

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Cleo: Straight as our bones.

Cleo: I have scoliosis

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Stress: and for my next trick, my brain will implode, and I will pass out

False: oohhh nooo don't do that where will we put the body

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Joe: And then I realised that's a crime!

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Tango: it makes me feel so square. And cube-like

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*in s1*

Keralis: Think of the children!

Mumbo: I AM a children!

Keralis: So were your parents, once. Think about that.

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xB: The sausage roll is a metaphor for

Keralis: using protection. Don't be silly wrap your willy.

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Mother Spore: wait until they hear that mushrooms have feelings

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And with that, we conclude the first instalment of what the fuck. expect about 4 total of these, at the rate the source document is developing.

I will now vanish into the aether for 4 more months, only coming out of my cave of A-Level hell at random intervals to shower my beloved bestie AC with love and affection n stuff. see ya.

I've been Entropy, peace out from the present!