George:  *drawing different versions of the Om symbol on the table*

John: *sleeping*

Ringo: *jamming out to "Yellow Submarine" with headphones*

Paul: *glares at them all* Well, we're back.

John, George, and Ringo:

Paul: *raises voice* Well, we're back!

John, George, and Ringo:

Paul: *yells* WELL, WE'RE BACK!!!

George: *yelps and drops pencil on the floor*

John: *wakes up and almost falls out of his chair, flailing his arms*

Ringo: *didn't hear anything*

Paul: *yells again* RINGO!!!

Ringo: *pulls one side of the headphones off* Yes?

Paul: The show is starting.

Ringo: Just a second. I need to finish the song. *puts earphone back on*

Paul: *face-palm*

George: We're a lively bunch, aren't we?

John: I was having a wonderful dream about a dancing pineapple, thank you very much. Why did you have to go and destroy it?

Paul: We were on air!

George: And still are. Hello, people. *waves*

John: What?!? We're on?!? I didn't put on deodorant today!

Paul: *slams hand on the table* There's nothing you can do about it now! Ringo, stop listening to music and get it together! *smacks the headphones off Ringo's head*

Ringo: Hey!

Paul: *ignores him and smiles sweetly at the camera* Alright, so we've got a new thing called Wishbone —

George: *perks up* A wishbone?

John: *acts like he's cleaning out his ears* Wish what?

Ringo: *bored* We're going to pull apart of wishbone and make a wish.

Paul: No, that's not what we're doing. It's an app that I just downloaded.

George: Is there food involved?

Paul: No.

George: *droops like a flower*

John: Well, get on with it, Macca!

Paul: So this Wishbone app has a game on it called "Would You Rather?" and it seemed fun.

Ringo: How do you play?

Paul: It gives two different things and asks which one you'd rather do or have.

John: Ah, so it says something like "Would you rather do Elizabeth Taylor or Bridgette Bardot?"

George: Ooh, I like this game already. Elizabeth.

John: I'd go with Bridgette.

Ringo: I think I'd rather do —

Paul: All of you shut up! That's not how it works!

George: But you just said —

Paul: Let's just get this moving on! Here's the first one.

Whose lifestyle would you rather have?

John: *squints* Who are those people?

Ringo: I don't know. One has green hair.

George: The one with the pink sunglasses looks stylish.

Paul: *rubs forehead in exasperation* They're Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.

John: Which one's which?

Paul: Taylor Swift is on the left and Katy Perry is on the right.

John: Ah.

Ringo: I'll got with Greenhair.

Paul: You mean Katy Perry.

Ringo: No, I mean Greenhair.

George: *in deep thought* It's asking which one we'd rather do?

Paul: *yells* NO!!!

John: Whose lifestyle you'd rather have.

George: Oh, okay. This isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be. Um . . . Pinksunglasses.

Paul: Taylor Swift.

George: Pinksunglasses.

Paul:

George:

Paul:

George:

John: I'll go with Greenhair.

Paul: I'm going to say Katy Perry as well.

Ringo: You mean Greenhair.

Paul: *sighs* Whatever.

George: I'm the only one that liked the one with stylish sunglasses? She looks like she actually has class! That one has hair dye!

Paul: Dying one's hair has nothing to do with who they are as a person, George.

John: Yeah, George! Stop being so judgmental!

Ringo: *silent for a few moments* . . . Yeah, George!

George: Next.

Who would you rather have as a sidekick?

John: A teddy bear and a yellow tater tot?

Paul: *bangs head on table*

George: That yellow tater tot looks tasty.

Ringo: I think the teddy bear is adorable.

Paul: You guys don't understand.

John: What do you mean, Paul?

Paul: That is not just any teddy bear. It's a foul-mouth teddy bear named Ted. He had his own movie.

Ringo: Oh. He's not as cute anymore. I'll go with the tater tot.

John: I'll go with the bear. He sounds like a fun guy.

Paul: And the "yellow tater tot" is not a tater not. He's a Minion.

George: As in a villain's minion?

Paul: Yes. He's the Minion of a villain named Gru. Also a movie.

Ringo: Man, both of them sound terrible.

Paul: The villain really isn't a villain. He's actually quite likable, and so are his Minions.

John: Why is it that you know all this and we don't?

Paul: Because I pay attention to the modern world! I'm not stuck in the 60s and still saying stupid things like "groovy" every five seconds!!! *breathes heavily*

George: Wow, calm down, man. It's not a big deal. I'll got with the tater tot.

Paul: He's not a tater tot.

George: *ignores him*

Paul: *sighs* I'll say the Minion.

John: I'm the only one that thought the teddy bear was cool?

Ringo: Yes. No one likes a cussing stuffed animal.

John: *crosses arms* I do!

Ringo: Next.

Would you rather eat donuts or macaroons?

George: Now this is something I understand! Donuts, preferable a caramel long john.

John: I'll go with a macaroon because it sounds like your name, Paul.

Paul: Ha ha. Very funny.

John: I thought so too! *smacks his back*

Ringo: I'll say macaroon too.

Paul: I'm not going to eat a pastry that sounds like my nickname. Donut.

George: Can I have a donut?

Paul: We don't have any.

George: What kind of place is this?!?

John: Yeah! We answered all those hard questions, so I say we deserve a macaroon!

Ringo: I agree!

Paul: I don't have any!

George: *stands up*

John: Where are you going?

George: I'm going to Dunkin' Donuts to get me a dang donut.

John:

Ringo:

John: *stands up and follows*

Paul: *looks at Ringo* Are you going too?

Ringo: *gets up and walks off*

Paul: I hope this wasn't as painful to watch as it was to film.