John: Am I reading this correctly?!?

George: We have to do physical exercise?!?

Ringo: Blindfolded?!?

Paul: Why do you all have to be big babies?

John: You don't understand, Paul. That is torture!

George: Who suggested this anyway?

Ringo: Blindfolded?!?

Paul: Everyone shut up!

George: But -

Paul: Shush!

Ringo: But -

Paul: Shush!

John: Can I just say -

Paul: Shush, I said!

John:

George:

Ringo:

Paul: Now that everyone is quiet, we can explain. Today we're going to do an obstacle course while blindfolded.

Ringo: *whines* Do we have to?

Paul: Yes! For this occasion, we will be moving outside.

John, George, and Ringo: *groan*

*camera switches to an obstacle course in the woods*

Paul: *wearing spandex*

John: *shirtless and shorts*

George: *in his swimming suit*

Ringo: *wearing normal clothes*

Paul: Here is the layout of the course.

Ringo: Does that say one mile?

George: Fun run?

John: *whispers* Lies.

Ringo: I'm not built for this kind of exercise!

George: *whimpers*

Paul: Oh! We can't forget the blindfolds.

John: Seriously?

Paul: Seriously.

John: I'm going to murder whoever thought of this.

George: *takes his blindfold and tosses it into nearby lake* Oops. I guess I won't have to do this now.

Paul: *narrowed eyes, pulls out another blindfold* I came prepared.

George: Doh!

Ringo: *puts on blindfold* I'm ready.

Paul: *slips on his*

John and George: *do the same*

READY

Ringo: I'm going to die.

SET

George: *mumbling* Krishna, Krishna, Krishna . . .

GO

John: *shoves Ringo and takes off running*

Ringo: *face-plants in mud*

Paul: *trips over Ringo*

George: *still standing at the starting point*

John: *runs until he gets to the tires where he trips over them*

Ringo: That hurt. *stands up and slowly makes his way to the tire field*

Paul: I think I tripped over a stump back there.

George: I suppose I should get going. *stands still for a few more moments before jerking the blindfold off*

John: *groans and feels around the tires* Wait. Is this rubber?

Paul: *waving his hands around in front of himself* Yes. It's a tire field.

John: A tire what?

Paul: A tire field. You're supposed to jog through it, putting a foot in each of the tires.

John: How about I just go around the tires?

Paul: No cheating! Where's George anyway? I haven't heard him.

George: *eating a sandwich, watching them* Losers.

Ringo: What was that?

George: *raises voice* I said I'm right behind you!

Ringo: Oh, okay. *runs into Paul*

Paul: George? Watch where you're going!

Ringo: I'm Ringo.

Paul: Ringo, what where you're going. *runs into John*

John: Ringo, watch where you're going!

Paul: I'm Paul!

John: I don't care! Just don't run into me! *stands up and slowly makes his way around the tire field*

Paul: *cautiously put his first foot in the tire* I think I can do this. *starts jogging through the tires* I made it! Ha! *runs into John*

John: God dang it, George!

Paul: I'm Paul!

John: Just shut up.

Ringo: I can do this. *takes a deep breath and slowly makes his way through the tires* You coming, George?

George: *mouthful of food* You bet! Still coming!

John: *walks until he runs into the styrofoam mountain* Oof! What is this? Did I just hit a tree?

Paul: *puts hands on hips* No. It's called a styrofoam mountain.

John: Am I supposed to climb over it?

Paul: Yes.

John: Or I can just go around.

Paul: No cheating!

John: Okay, okay. I'm climbing it right now. *walks around it*

Paul: Okay. I'm right behind you. *starts climbing*

Ringo: *facing the wrong direction* Guys? Where are you?

Paul: Over here, Ringo!

Ringo: *turns* Oh, there you are. *runs into the styrofoam*

John: *walks along the path before halting* Wait. What is that? *listens* Oh, my God! IT'S A SNAKE! *takes off running*

Paul: SNAKE?!? *shrieks and flails to the top of the styrofoam where he rocks back and forth in the fetal position*

Ringo: I don't want to get bitten! *jumps up and climbs to the top with Paul*

George: *hissing and rattling dead leaves on a tree branch*

John: See you, losers! *runs into a hurdle* Why is this episode so painful?!?

Ringo: It's climbing up the mountain!

Paul: What? Snakes can't climb!

Ringo: Yes, they can! Haven't you seen them go up trees?

George: *climbing to the top of the styrofoam, hissing and rattling*

Paul: It's up here with us! *jumps off the styrofoam*

Ringo: *dives after him*

George: *trying not to laugh*

Paul: *yells over his shoulder* George, watch out for the snake!

George: *calls back* I will! *tosses the tree branch to the side and follows*

John: *walks around the hurdles*

Paul: *comes to the hurdles, feeling around in front of him* Ringo, I think these are hurdles.

Ringo: We're supposed to jump over them?!?

Paul: Yes.

Ringo: Blindfolded?!?

Paul: Will you stop saying that? Here goes. *runs and trips over one*

Ringo: John, how did you jump over them?

John: *from the other side* It's not that hard. You just gotta get a run at it.

Paul: *backs up and then takes off running* *jumps over all the hurdles and lands on John*

John: You. Are. So. Dead.

Paul: Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ringo: Did you jump over ALL of them?

Paul: *proudly* Yes.

Ringo: That's not possible.

Paul: It is. I did it.

Ringo: Okay . . . *steps over them*

John: George is quiet, isn't he? You still back there, Harrison?

George: Yeah! I'm com - Oh, my God, there's a bear!

Paul: WHERE?!?

George: Right over there! *runs to a different spot and starts growling*

Ringo: EEK!!!

John: *runs and trips over the balance beam*

Paul: *trips over John*

Ringo: *trips over Paul*

George: *feigns breathing heavily* I think we lost it.

John: Thank God. *walks around the balance beam*

Ringo: How am I supposed to have any balance when I'm blindfolded?

Paul: Stop angling to get the blindfold off, Ringo. *walks across the balance beam like it's nothing*

Ringo: *silent for a few moments before walking around it*

Paul: This is fun!

Ringo and John: Seriously?!?

Paul: Next is the storm pipe crawl.

John: *sarcastic* Sounds fun.

Ringo: *groans*

Paul: *crawls through the pipe*

John and Ringo: *walk around it*

George: *ahead of them kicking the traffic cones out of the way*

Paul: Now this is the zigzag run. You have to go around the traffic cones. *walks in a zigzag for no reason*

John and Ringo: *walk around, thinking there are cones*

George: *suppressing laughter*

Paul: Now the hay bales. *climbs over them*

John and Ringo: *walk around them*

George: Are you supposed to jump on this spider web like a trampoline?

Paul: George? You're ahead of me?

George: *smug* Yes.

Paul: How did that happen?

George: *teasing* I'm going to win.

Paul: Not if I have anything to do with it! *takes off running, hopping over the spider web and then colliding into the wall climb*

George: *taunting* I'm at monkey bars!

Paul: Oh, no, you're not! *climbs over the wall like Spiderman*

John and Ringo: *walk around the spider web and the wall climb*

Paul: *slings through the monkey bars and runs into a pole holding the finish line sign up*

George: I was here before you were.

Paul: *screams* WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!? *jerks off blindfold and glares*

John and Ringo: *walk around the monkey bars*

Paul: Wait a minute! Have you two been doing that the entire time???

John: No . . .

Ringo: I was being fair for a while! Honest!

Paul: You two are dirty cheaters!

George: *snickers*