Ringo: And now we're going to play "Two Lies and a Truth."

Paul: Uh, Ringo, it's "Two Truths and a Lie."

Ringo: Two lies sounds funner.

John: Yeah, because we all know how much you like to lie.

Ringo: Oh, shut up!

George: *eating a chocolate bunny* Am I the only one who cares it's Easter?

Paul: Oh, and Happy Easter, everyone.

John: I'd rather be having an Easter dinner with my family than being here with you sods.

Ringo: You know you love us.

John: What kind of moron makes us do a television show on a Sunday?!?

George: Our producer. She knows who she is.

Paul: Let's just carry on with our game, then we can go home.

John: How do we play?

Paul: You're supposed to tell two truths about yourself and then a lie. The other players are supposed to guess which are true and which is false. Then after everyone has guessed, the player who had told the truths and lie tells them which are which.

John: *grunts*

Ringo: *yawns*

George: *eats the chocolate bunny's ears*

Paul: Shall we begin?

George: *mouth full* Meh.

John: *raises hand* I wanna go first! I wanna go first! I wanna go first!

Paul: Go ahead, John.

John: Is it legal to tell three lies and no truths?

Paul: *exasperated* John, that's cheating.

Ringo: I don't want to play with a dirty cheater.

George: No one does, Ringo, but we do it every episode.

John: You're calling ME a cheater?

Paul, George, and Ringo: Yes.

John: *shrugs* Good enough. I can put both my legs behind my head and walk with my arms —

Ringo: *yells* False!

John: Let me finish.

Paul: Ringo, don't say what you think it is until after he tells all of them.

George: I think that's a lie, Paul.

Paul: How am I lying?

George: You tell me.

John: *through gritted teeth* Just let me finish my turn.

Ringo: *gestures hand and bows head* Carry on.

John: I hate reading books —

George: *yells* False!

John: You guys are making this un-fun.

Paul: Just let him finish.

John: And I can —

Ringo: *yells* False!

John: *tries to say it again* I can play the —

George: *yells* False!

John: *quickly* Icanplaythepianowithmyeyesclosed.

Ringo:

George:

Paul:

Ringo: Can you repeat that? I didn't catch it.

John: Icanplaythepianowithmyeyesclosed.

Paul: Something about a piano.

George: Are you saying you can dance on a piano?

Ringo: No, I think he's saying he can write all the numbers of Pi with his eyes closed.

George: Are you stupid or something? It's not possible to write ALL the numbers of Pi.

Paul: George, be nice.

John: *sighs* I said I can play the piano with my eyes closed.

George and Ringo: *yell* False!

Paul: Let me think here. I think the piano and the legs behind the head ones are the truths and the hating to read is the lie.

John: *looks to George and Ringo* What do you guys think?

George: We think they're all lies.

Ringo: You wanted to do that, you know.

John: Paul is right.

Ringo: What?

George: This is a lie as well!

John: Paul, it's your turn.

Paul: Yippee! Okay, here goes. I've never French kissed someone —

John: *yells* False! I saw you do it!

George: Yeah!

Paul: Can you just be quiet until I'm finished?

Ringo: No.

Paul: I've never eaten at McDonald's —

Ringo: *yells* True!

George: Yeah, you think the food is greasy.

Paul: And I've been to a nude beach.

George:

John:

Ringo:

George: I can't decide whether he's lying or actually saying he's been to a nude beach.

John: Me neither. Hey, Paul, why didn't you invite me to the beach?

Paul: I'm not saying anything. You guys have to decide yourselves.

Ringo: I think the French kissing is a lie and the other two are truths.

John and George: Yep.

Paul: That's right.

Ringo: My turn. Hmm. I've got to come up with something good.

*fifteen minutes later*

George: *playing with the cardboard the bunny was in*

John: *singing "God Save the Queen" in different voices*

Paul: *playing Bingo with himself*

Ringo: I finally have it!

Paul: Bingo! Ooh, now we're going to go into Blackout.

Ringo: Listen up, guys!

George: *sits up straighter*

John: *abruptly stops singing*

Paul: B4! Ooh, I've got one! Blackout!

Ringo: I still sleep with a stuffed animal —

George: True!

Ringo: I am a jump roping world champion —

Paul: Wait, what?

John: *acts like he's cleaning out his ear* Come again?

George: I don't know, he's pretty good at jump roping.

Paul: But world champion?

John: *reaches in pocket for his phone* Here, let me Google it.

Ringo: Hey! That's cheating! And I'm not done yet.

John: Oh, carry on.

Ringo: And I can say the alphabet backwards.

George: I think I've got it. You still sleep with your stuffed animal and you're pretty good at jump roping. I think the alphabet thing is false.

Paul: That sounds reasonable.

John: *nods*

Ringo: George, you're right!

George: My turn! I often go to Walmart just to watch people.

John: I can see that. You're a Grade-A people-watcher.

George: I own over thirty pairs of underwear.

Paul: I think it's more like two.

Ringo: Yeah, I think that's false.

John: If he wears any! *laughs manically*

George: *glares*

John: Sorry.

George: And finally, I've flashed someone before.

Paul: Flash? Flashed what?

George: *smirks*

Ringo: This made me uncomfortable.

John: Oh-ho! I'll say that's true.

Ringo: This is weird.

Paul: A little bit.

John: Here's what I think: you do, in fact, go to Walmart to watch people and you have flashed someone. The thirty pairs of underwear is false.

George: Well done, John.

Paul: *casually* So can we hear about this flashing incident?

George: I don't think it would fare too well on television.

John: Someone shut off the camera so we can hear the story!

George: So this is what happened —