George: We're back. Yay?

Paul: That was unenthusiastic.

John: Yep. As unenthusiastic as a wilted flower.

Ringo: Anyway, we've discovered Tumblr.

Someone in the Audience: *yells.* It's about time!

George: *yells back.* We know! We're Neanderthals!

John: No kidding. I still have a flip-phone.

Paul: Ha! You think that's bad. I still have a fax machine.

Audience: *gasps.*

Ringo: We're straying from our topic. Anyway, we found these pictures.

John: I think they're called memes.

George: *scoffs.* What a stupid name.

John: The modern generation is exerting itself.

Paul: Here's the first picture.

Ringo: This ought to be interesting. *looks pointedly at John.*

John: *ignores him.*

George: Wait, there's actually someone out there that named themselves after my cigarette?

Paul: Creative.

Ringo: You say everything's creative. And I mean, EVERYTHING.

John: Just roll the pictures all ready!

George:

Paul:

Ringo:

John:

George: Uh . . .

Paul: I'm not going to say anything.

Ringo: *pretends his phone starts ringing.* Whoops, I've got a phone call. Got to take this.

John: *shrugs.* Eh, it's accurate.

George and Paul: *stare at him.*

John: What? It's true! We're taller than Jesus! See? That's what I was saying all along.

George: *starts talking calmly but just ends up screaming.* Then why didn't you tell that to the REPORTERS THAT HARASSED US BACK IN '66?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

John: It just didn't occur to me then.

Paul: *face-palm.*

Ringo: *pretends to hang up.* Oh, what did I miss?

George: *shakes his head.* God, Ringo.

John: Next picture!

John: Oh, look at that. I'm actually sitting on a cornflake.

Paul: *eyes tear up.* It's beautiful.

George: Yeah, the person who made it has some— Wait, Paul, are you crying?

Paul: No! *wipes face violently.* I've got an eyelash caught in my eyes!

Ringo: *rolls his eyes.* Sure.

John: *snickers.*

George: This is one is really funny.

George: Ha! "Scrupt" is right! That wouldn't even be considered an actual script!

Paul: Hey! I am offended!

Ringo: I think it's funny that you're calculating math equations and then you end up just drawing a circle.

John: *sits silent for a few moments before howling with laughter.*

George and Ringo: *join him.*

Paul: *glares at them and barks.* NEXT!!!!!!!

Paul: Now that's funny!

Ringo: What is that? John's alter ego?

George: The walrus is his alter ego, man.

John: I don't get it.

Paul: *waves his hands dismissively.* He's a lost cause.

John: Hey!

George: Well, no one said he could solve complex math problems and then make a movie out of a circle.

Ringo: *snorts and tries not to laugh.*