Ringo: Guess whose birthday's today!

John: Elvis.

Paul: George Washington.

Ringo: Paul, you were closer.

Paul: Yay! It's George Washington's birthday!

Ringo: No, it's not. I was saying you were closer than John was.

Paul: Oh.

John: Yippee!

Ringo: It's our very own Georgie's birthday!

Audience: *cheers and whistles*

George: *waves them off, looking embarrassed* Oh, shut up.

John: That's rude to say to someone wishing you happy birthday.

George: Let's just move onto the game we're going to play. The one where Ringo jumps through a ring of real fire.

Paul: Who told you we were going to do that?

George: John said that's what we were going to do.

Ringo: What?!? Do you know how dangerous that is for me?!?

John: Yeah, but no one cares.

Paul: All right, that's it. We're not doing that. George, we have a surprise for you.

George: *horrified look* I'm the one jumping through the ring?

Paul: *irritated* No. The viewers sent in some gifts and wishes.

George: What? They didn't have to do that! I'm perfectly fine without any of it.

Ringo: You're just saying that. Everyone says that when they really want something.

George: No, I'm not!

John: Yes, you are! Here are the things that the viewers sent in.

You-You-You: HAPPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGIE!!!!! HAVE THIS GIANT CAKE I BAKED!!

George: Oh, thank you. Wow, that is a massive cake. Can I eat it now?

Paul: No! We've got to keep this moving!

Ringo: Why can't we have a piece of it?

Paul: Because then he'll get all the other messages smudged with frosting!

John: *whips out huge knife* I don't care what Macca says, I'm cutting it now!

Paul: Oh, God help us.

John: *slices cake* Cake for everyone!

George: This is really good!

Ringo: Yum. I wonder what flavor this is.

Paul: Here's the next.

@xharrisonssandwichx: Happy birthday, George!!! Love you so much 💕 your music is such a treasure! *hands you some of your favorite food and lots of love* here you go. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

-paula

George: Yay, jelly babies! I can literally feel the love in the air!

John: *acting like he's choking* Too . . . much love. I'm . . . I'm c-choking.

Ringo: Hey, can I have some of those jellies?

George: No!

Paul: George, share. You're going to have plenty of stuff by the end of this.

George: *hesitantly gives Ringo some*

John: Hey, what about me?

George: You don't get anything.

Paul: Share!

George: Fine. *throws jelly babies at John* There. Happy?

Paul: Not really.

Ringo: These are good!

John: I'm sure they would be if I hadn't been pelted with them! *glares at George*

George: *ignores him* Who's next?

Kaitlin_W1212: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!!! 💕 you so much and I love your music

George: Aw, thank you! You know, I think it about time people start appreciating me.

Paul: Oh, no. Here we go.

George: I mean, I've been around for the past fifty years, but people are just now starting to realize my greatness.

John: He's had to much sugar. Take it away from him!

Ringo: Give it here, George.

George: Over my dead body!

Paul: *snatches the jelly babies from him* Deal with it. You'll get more.

George: *glares*

John: Next.

Monkee66: Happy birthday, George. Thank you so much for your wonderful music. <3 you are my favorite Beatle. *Hands him a homemade chocolate cake*

George: More cake!!!

Paul: You'll get it later when you come down from his sugar high.

John: And the normal high.

George: I'm not high!

Ringo: Not high on what?

George: Sugar.

John: *raises an eyebrow* So you are high?

George: No!

Paul: I'm so tired of you people.

John: What do you mean, "you people"?

Ringo: These references need to stop!

George: I agree. Next!

g4t5b7: Love you, Geo!

George: Oh, I love you too.

Paul: You don't even know that person! You can't just walk around and tell random people you love them!

George: She wasn't random. She told me she loved me.

Ringo: That's logic.

John: Perfect logic.

Paul: *sighs* Next.

Bugz_Geo: HAPPITY BIRTHDAY GEORGIE!! Thank you for just being you. Your music always helps me and makes me happy! You were/are such a talented musician and inspire me to play guitar. Thank you for your wisdom! Love you to the sun and back! ❤️ Chloe 🙃

George: I'm so touched! I'm so proud I inspired someone to play guitar. I'm not even THAT good. Well, I guess a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Love you too!

Paul: There he goes again.

John: Telling people he loves them.

Ringo: What will Olivia think?

George: You people need to loosen up.

Paul: What do you mean —

George: Shut up.

John: Next!

Beatles_Rule: I would like to say Happy birthday Georgie!!! You are awesome and please never change!!! We love you the way you are and your music is amazing!!!! You will always be my favorite Beatle!!!! Love you George!! Rebecca <3

George: I will agree with you. I AM awesome.

John: This is a brag-a-thon.

George: Also, I love you too.

Paul: George, this isn't healthy.

George: Shut up, Paul. It's my birthday, not yours.

TotoBeatles_99: Hi, George! Happy birthday! I know I'm just another Beatlemaniac, but I hope you'd read this anyway. I know you have heard this probably a billion times, but I would like to say this again: you are such a wonderful, gifted person, your music always make my day. Thank you for being my inspiration and my role model in life. We love you, George.

In short, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGEEEEE *kisses his cheek* I prepared 100 sandwiches for you!! *hands him the sandwiches* Oh and a fondue fountain and a ten tiered cake! Have fun! Love ya! *kisses his other cheek*

George: Oh, uh, wow. I'm kind of embarrassed by all this. Thanks for all the food and the kisses! I love you too.

John: Will you just stop?

George: Why? I love everyone! Peace and love, right, Ringo?

Ringo: Yeah.

George: Now I can have a fondue fountain! And more cake!

Paul: How about you save it for later? I mean, that's a lot of food. You'll get sick.

George: It's my birthday, Paul! I can get sick if I want to!

dontbothergeorge: Happy birthday Geo! You'll always be my favorite Beatle, and I've loved your music since I was little! When I need inspiration for anything, I always listen to "Here Comes the Sun". I just hope you have a great birthday

George: "Here Comes the Sun" is a brilliant song, in my opinion.

John: I've never heard you brag so much in my entire life!

George: It's my seventy-fifty birthday, for Krishna's sake! I have the right to brag!

Ringo: He's right, you know. Remember how much Paul bragged on his seventy-fifth?

John: *shudders* Ugh. Don't remind me.

Paul: That was a smashing party, man.

Ringo: Your speech was thirty minutes and it was all about how awesome you are.

Paul: *stares dreamily into space*

Beatlemania_maniac: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGIE!!! *gives him a 100 sandwiches* You are such a WONDERFUL musician, *gives him a giant cake* and such a great man! *gives him bags of jelly babies* hope you have an amazing birthday Geo! We love you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

George: Wow! Now I've got two hundred sandwiches, even more jelly babies, and more cake! Thank you very much!

Paul: You're going to have to have a ball to get rid of all this food.

John: I think we should have a masquerade party.

Ringo: Ooh, my mask will be Batman.

John: Mine will be Darth Vader.

George: Who says we're having a masquerade party to get rid of my precious food?

John: Me.

Paul: I think it's a great idea, George!

George: *silent for a few moments* I'll think about it.

Ringo: Yay!

@magicalmysterystuff: *Does a birthday dance* Happy birthday George! I don't really know what else to say so enjoy my magical dance. Have an amazing day Geo! *throws food everywhere and continues dance*

George: I loved your magical dance! Food confetti is the best.

Paul: We'll spend days getting all that food out of here.

John: WE won't have to do it. That's a job for our janitor. Right, Dave?

Dave: *grimacing at all the food* Yeah.

Ringo: Poor Dave.

@TheExactSame: Well birthday to you George! You're a great songwriter and I share you love of ukuleles, so here's one that's got some cool patterns on it! It's an Amahi Select Mahogany Elephant Soprano Ukulele.

George: *gasps and stares at it*

John: *whispers* He's in shock.

Paul: He collects those things. He's a uke geek.

Ringo: I think he's drooling on it.

George: *still staring at it*

Paul: George, are you okay?

George: *staring at it*

John: Wow.

Ringo: George, you're going to ruin. Stop drooling!

George: *breaks from trance* THIS MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON! *goes back to staring at it*

Paul: This is kind of adorable.

John: I think it's weird.

Ringo: He'll have that thing up on display in his house.

John: *shakes George's shoulder* Come on. We've got to continue.

George: . . . Okay.

AshleyMaycury: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY KRISHNA! You have no idea how much hope you've given me with your music. You are an inspiration to me. May god bless you with all the happiness and blessings...

Apurva, India

George: Thank you very much, Apurva. May God bless you as well. *bows head*

John: I can't believe how many people love him!

Paul: *crosses arms* It's ridiculous.

Ringo: Oh, hush. They'll do this for your birthday too.

Paul: Yeah, but my birthday isn't until June.

Ringo: You'll have to wait.

ringo4president: Happy birthday George! I love you and your music. Plus my birthday is really close to yours! We're almost birthday twins! You have gotten me through so many hard times with your music, and you always make me smile.. Happy 75th!!! ❤️❤️

George: Birthday twins! Oh, my Krishna! Guys, I've found my semi-sorta birthday twin! I wish you happy birthday as well!

John: Oh, great. Now he's going to track her down and yap for hours about being birthday twins.

Ringo: I feel bad for that poor soul.

Paul: You shouldn't have mentioned that. He'll find you.

jellybabiesontoast: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (hands over sack of jellybabies that weighs in at over 10,000 tons). You are an inspiration to many including myself, an icon for guitar work, a legend for songwriting, and always in our hearts ❤️❤️! Heaven better have 75 cakes for you, after all, you definitely deserve it!

☮️, ❤️, And happiness (cause birthday),

Rachel😊

George: That's a lot of jelly babies! I'll never eat all of them!

John: Yep, we're having a masquerade ball to get rid of all this food.

Ringo: I'm excited!

Paul: Yeah!

George: Thank you very much for all the wishes and gifts! I love you all! You made this birthday the best, and I enjoyed this so much.

John: This was so sweet. I think my eyes are sweating.

Ringo: Mine too.

Paul: Yep.

*pause*

John, Paul, George, and Ringo: *burst into happy tears*