Ringo: Where are my reading glasses?

Paul: Um . . . ? On your head?

John: *shakes head*

George: If it was a snake it would have bit you!

Ringo: What?!? There's a snake on my head?!? *hurls glasses across the room*

John: He's a lost cause.

Paul: Anyway, Ringo had his reading glasses because we're going to be doing some reading and reviewing!

George: *raises hand*

Paul: Yes?

George: Didn't we already do that? I believe the episode is called "Just Your Average Book Club"?

Ringo: Yeah, but this time it's Wattpad stories.

George: Gotcha.

John: I'm ready do some serious reading! Sundays and reading go together extremely well.

Paul: We've got quite a list here.

George: Looks like "His Majesty" by You-You-You is first up.

John: I rather like my character in this story. I'm so amazing.

Paul: *rolls eyes*

Ringo: I'm on the edge of my seat!

George: I'm a dragon?

John: No. But you think you are.

George: Ooh, I like my name! Corona!

John: Sounds like beer to me.

Paul: *thwacks him upside the head*

Ringo: It kind of reminds me of that song from the 80s. Wasn't it called "My Corona"?

George: You're thinking of "My Sharona."

John: *bursts out laughing* I'm going to be singing "My Corona" this entire book!

Paul: Why do you people have to act like this?

George: This is a great book, and I can't wait to see what happens next. I'm glad that I'm basically the star.

John: You're not the star, I'm the star!

Paul: I believe you're both getting confused. We all know I'm the star.

Ringo: Um, I think you guys are all confused, because I'm the Starr here.

George: *face-palm*

John: Now we're going to read "Time Traveling Beatles" by Kaitlin_W1212 !

Paul: So we time-travel.

Ringo: What else would we be doing?

George: I don't know, guys. It looks like we're doing other things. *wiggles eyebrows*

Paul: Oh, for God's sake.

John: You're just jealous because I've got a girl and you don't.

Paul: No, I'm not.

George: Yeah, he's not jealous because you've got a girl. He's jealous because I'VE got a girl.

Ringo: Can I say something?

John: Sure.

Ringo: Why are you acting like it's really happening?

George:

John:

Paul:

George: Why do you have to do things like that? We were enjoying ourselves living in the Beatles fanfiction world and you go and muck it up.

Paul: Yeah! How dare you!

John: Partypooper.

Ringo: Are you even allowed to say that on television?!?

George: Oh, sweet, naive, Ringo, people have said much, much, MUCH worse things on television than "partypooper."

Ringo: *gasp*

Paul: Anyway, we're really enjoying the story! There's quite a bit of storyline going on and we're looking forward to what happens next!

Ringo: Now we're reading "The Beatles Sleepover" by Rebecca_Dolenz !

John: This is filled with all kinds of chaos!

Paul: This Truth or Dare thing is embarrassing.

George: John, why did you make us watch a horror movie? You scared everybody!

John: *snickers*

Ringo: Why are we even friends with him?

Paul: I wonder that same question every day of my life.

George: I wonder that every second of every day of my life.

Ringo: Well, I wonder that every millisecond of every day of my life.

John: I wonder why I'm friends with you guys every nanosecond of every day of my life.

Paul:

George:

Ringo:

Paul: What's smaller than a nanosecond?

George: I honestly don't know.

John: Anyway, the story was amazing and I'm pretty sure I died laughing somewhere in there. Paul, George, and Ringo are going to have to start planning my funeral.

Ringo: *rolls eyes* Drama queen.

John: I think you mean "Drama king."

Ringo: No, I mean drama queen.

Paul: Ooh! That rhymes! I hear a song coming! "No . . . I mean drama queen! Dooodoodoobababamamamaahdododo."

George: Can we just pretend we don't know him?

John: Works for me.

Ringo: Yep.

Paul: Now we're going to be reading "Summer Reacts to Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles" by @Gryffindor_pukwudgie.

John: I thought Hogwarts was a magic school.

George: I did too.

Ringo: Proves what we know.

Paul: No, you guys don't understand. I think the author is making a parody out of it and slamming the Christian religion all at the same time.

George: . . . Is that okay on television?

Paul: *irritated* Why do you keep asking that?

George: Because I keep thinking we're going to be kicked off the air.

John: Is it a good time to throw in a bombshell?

Paul: No! No! NO! We agreed that the bombshell wouldn't be dropped until the end of this episode.

Ringo: *nervous* Can we just read the story?

George: *reading* Okay . . . It appears the author is making a statement about the Harry Potter fanfictions out there. Other than that, I'm confused.

John: I barely even know who Parry Hotter is!

Paul: John . . .

John: What?

Ringo: I don't think that's his name.

John: Oh.

George: Why are there so many unnecessary semicolons?!?

Paul: The author is using that as a way of saying that many of the Harry Potter fanfic writers don't know proper punctuation.

John: *snorts* Join the club! I don't know how to use proper punctuation!

Paul: I think we all know that Ringo is the president of the Doesn't Know How to Use Proper Punctuation club.

George: *wrinkles nose* Yeah, his Twitter is just filled with spelling errors and lots and lots of emojis.

Ringo: Hey!

John: Oh! And that time he spelled "Beatles" wrong! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ringo: *grumbles* It didn't help that you retweeted it with the caption, "LOOK WHAT RICHIE DID! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Paul: I retweeted it too.

George: When you make a colossal mess-up like that, everyone is going to retweet it.

John: Over all, this story made me laugh, even though I was confused the entire time.

George: Next up is "Beatles REACT" by datgurlmacs .

Ringo: So . . . We're reacting to ourselves reacting?

John: This just got weird.

Paul: I thought it was already weird.

George: I did too.

Ringo: The book IS weird.

John: Weirdly funny.

Paul: We're reacting to some really weird stuff in here.

Ringo: *squeaks* These "Five Nights at Freddy's" chapters are really freaking me out.

John: Nothing to be afraid of, Ringo. Reading can't scar you for life.

George: Um, I think it can.

John: Yeah, but it takes A LOT for reading to scar you.

Paul: Not that much, John.

John: I read Stephen King on a daily basis and I'm fine! *twitches*

Ringo: *sinks lower in chair*

George: Anyway, the story really made me laugh and those "Five Nights at Freddy's" chapters were undoubtedly the best!

John: Now we're going to read the GroupMe series by @SophieSanwogou.

Paul: They're very creative.

Ringo: How many times have you said that over the course of all these episodes?

Paul: I don't know! It's my thing!

George: Toward the end of the first book it gets a little weird. Like, why am I just one giant baby?

John: Because you ARE one giant baby. You whine and complain twenty-four hours a day, eight days a week.

Ringo: Why am I so naive?

Paul: Because you're Ringo. It's what you do.

George: That sounds like those commercials.

John: Even though the weirdness gets a six rating, the books are addictive!

Paul: Yes, they're great!

George: I'm still not happy about being a baby. And the changing diaper thing is really weird.

John: Deal with it.

Ringo: Next up, "Mystery of Memories" by jellybabiesontoast !

Paul: Ooh! A mystery! I love those!

John: I don't know if you're going to like it much longer, Paul. It appears they think you've been murdered.

Paul: WHAT?!?

George: But he's not really dead, right?

Ringo: I don't think so.

John: The story is going amazingly!

George: The author wants some advice on writer's block. Anybody got some good tips?

Paul: I do! When you feel like you just can't get the words a-flowin', maybe you should get away from writing for a little while and relax. If that doesn't work, you could try writing in a different location than where you usually do. John finds writing outside very refreshing.

John: And if that doesn't work, you could try free-writing. Just start writing! It doesn't have to have a rhyme or reason as long as you're writing and that's all that matters. This may get you out of your spell.

Ringo: And don't forget to try to write a certain word goal everyday! Our producer thinks one thousand words a day is the key, but many other people do much less or much more.

George: I read Nicholas Sparks writes three thousand words a day, but that may be pushing it. Keep writing, love!

Paul: Last but certainly not least is "The Words You Want to Hear" by g4t5b7 .

Ringo: This sounds good!

John: Yeah!

George: I wouldn't get ahead of yourselves, guys. Paul gets shot.

Paul: WHAT

George: And John is dying of cancer.

John: WHAT

Ringo: *fingers crossed* Am I dying?

George: No.

Ringo: Are you dying?

George: No.

Ringo: Thank God.

John and Paul: *glare at him*

Ringo: *shrugs*

George: It also looks like this is McLennon.

John and Paul: WHAT

Ringo: Don't act so surprised. We all know you both secretly like it.

John: Well, I think it's funny, but Macca isn't too thrilled about it. Almost broke his other hip when he found out about it.

George: How did that happen anyway?

Paul: Well . . . I was surfing the net in the shower —

Ringo: Hold up!

George: You're on the internet . . . in the shower?

John: That's dangerous, son.

Paul: Yes, it proved to be. I slipped when I saw McLennon.

Ringo: *shakes head*

George: Back to the story! It's quite a tear-jerker, written lovelily, and your writing style is divine.

John: Since when do you speak like a professional book reviewer?

George: Since right now.

Paul: I can top it. MY TEARS COATED THE SCREEN WHEN I SCROLLED TO THE LAST LINE, THE WORDS VIBRATING INTO MY SKULL, AND I HAD TO SIT BACK AND PONDER FOR A MOMENT WHAT AMAZING LITERATURE I HAD JUST READ.

Ringo: That was too much.

John: Definitely.

George: Yep yep.

Paul: Anyway, all the stories were great! It looks like that's the end of this —

John: Hold on. What about the bombshell?

George: It probably won't be so much of a bombshell as a sigh of relief.

Ringo: Who's sighing in relief?

George: Our viewers.

Paul: Well, it appears our first season is coming to a close, so we'll be going off the air.

John: For good.

Ringo: This will be our last episode. *rips a bunch of tissues out of tissue box and blows his nose*

George: I hated being here.

Paul: *rolls eyes* You're such a ray of sunshine.

John: I enjoyed reuniting with you guys.

Ringo: You know there's only one way to go out, right?

George: How's that?

John: *yells* SINGING!

Paul: *starts tap-dancing across the stage* We hope you have enjoyed the show!

John: *Lennon-dancing after him* We're sorry, but it's time to go!

George: *throwing articles of clothing off as he follows, staring seductively at camera* We'd like to thank you once again!

Ringo: *throws confetti* It's getting very near the end!

John, Paul, George, and Ringo: THANK YOU!