Ringo: Now we're going to play "Five Second Rule."

George: What are we going to do— drop food on the floor and eat it within five seconds?

Paul: No. It's a card game, George.

George: *disappointed.* Oh.

John: So we've got five seconds to name three things, right?

Ringo: Yep.

John: Ha! This will be a cakewalk!

John: Oh! Oh! Oh! I, um . . . pick my nose . . . um . . . um . . .

Paul: Your time's up.

George: You spent four seconds saying 'um' and 'oh.'

John: Shut up, Harrison.

Ringo: My turn!

Ringo: There's that guy on "Star Trek" . . . and . . . Winston Churchill . . . and Paul!

Paul: Excuse me?

George: *snickers.*

Paul: I am not bald, Ringo!

John: Really??? Aren't you wearing a wig right now?

Paul: *calmly.* If you don't shut up, I will dive across the table and jab your eyes out with a pencil.

John:

Paul:

John:

Paul:

George: *clears his throat.* Um, well, MOVING ON!

George: Well, there's that hairy one, the ugly one, and the noisy one.

Audience:

Paul:

John:

Ringo:

Paul: George, those aren't dog breeds.

George: Who says so?

Paul: You were supposed to name off things like German Shepard, Border Collie, and Jack Russell Terrier.

George:

Paul: *sighs.* My turn.

Paul: This is easy! John, Buddy Holly, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddd . . .

Ringo: Your time's up.

John: Does this "and" person wear glasses?

Paul: Shut up.

John: It's my turn again!

John: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know this! Pants, jackets, and . . . bras?

George: Since when do bras have zippers?

John: They can have them!

Ringo: Ehhhhhh . . . I might have seen that.

Paul: *face-palm.* Oh, my God.

John: Ringo agrees with me so I've got a point. In your faces, losers! I've got the first point, I've got the first point, I've got the first point!

Ringo: My turn!

Ringo: Um . . . whatshisname on "Alf," that guy on "The Brady Bunch," and that one guy from whatever that one show in the 80s was called.

George: That was so lazy. You didn't even try!

Ringo: I couldn't remember their names! And you're saying that your dog breeds answer wasn't lazy?

George: I was trying!

Ringo: *snorts.* It looked like it.

George: Shut up. My turn.

George: Uh . . . my gorgeous hair, really out-of-control chest hair, and Paul's eyelashes.

John: That's a point!

Paul: I didn't think my eyelashes were THAT long.

Ringo: And how out-of-control is this chest hair?

Paul: Don't answer that, George. My turn.

Paul: Well, uh, there's that one company that stole our company's name, there's Dell, and . . . and . . . I don't know!

George: Is that too hip for you, Paul?

Paul: No! I just couldn't think of anything!

John: This game is irritating.

Ringo: Wait. What company stole our name?

George: Apple. Duh.

Ringo: Do they have a green apple for a logo too?

Paul: No, theirs is white and has a bite out of it.

John: Not much of a difference.

George: They could have picked a different fruit like . . . a pineapple!

John: *snorts.* Pineapple Smartphones.

Sorry for the low-quality pictures 😕