OKEY Hi there so this is basically an abridged version of xXBritMitXx's popular (ship-free!) Team Crafted fanfic Coma. That basically means it's basically a funny summary of the entire book. Some things may be over exaggerated, some under exaggerated, and mainly supposed to be FUNNY.
The original Coma rightfully belongs to xXBritMitXx and is no way meant to offend her or any readers of the original book. The Brit has given me permission to make this and is totally fine with it :3

Oh, and if you haven't read the ORIGINAL Coma, or followed xXBritMitXx, definitely do those now before reading this, because there is a sequel to the original Coma called The Return of Herobrine :D thanks, and I hope you enjoy Coma ABRIDGED!