Note: This chapter has lemons. I will alert you in bold when it is here.

"I AM BACK~!!" Hide sang, entering the small shop.

"Ah, Nagachika-kun," Uta smiled. "Oh? You brought a guest."

"Yes-sir-ee~" Hide propped himself onto the desk. "He wants a mask."

"I see."

"His name's Amok."

"Yes. Amok Tamashi," Amon added.

Tamashi can't be connected to Koutaru. But Amok could be connected to Amon.. Amok is not good enough.

"'Soul', huh..? Alright. Sit here please," Uta stood behind the chair.

"..." Amon cautiously sat in the seat while Uta took measurements.

"You got a girlfriend?"

"Is that-" Amon started, but Hide interrupted him.

"It's to get inspired. Uta'll make your mask, custom. These kind of questions are to see what you're like, and what kind of mask will match you," Hide explained.

"I.. see.. No, I don't have a girlfriend.."

"Is that so? You like fighting?"

"... I will do anything for justice. But that does not mean I like fighting."

"Hmmn~" Uta smiled, 'Amok''s answer intriguing him, "Do you have a hobby?"

"I exercise a lot.."

"I see.. There, all done," Uta stepped back and wrote some things. "Wh-"

"We'll come back in a week. Will the mask be done by then, Uta-san?"

Uta smiled, "Yes, I can do that."

"Cool. We'll be back then. If it's done early, just send it to my address."

After they'd walked out, Amon whispered harshly, "Wasn't that a ghoul?" Hide just smiled.

"He'd be a good contact for you, Amon-san."

"How can he walk around with his kakugan out?!!"

"He claims they're t***oes."

"?!!"

"He says he injected a bunch of ink in his eye to make them look like that. Who knows if it's true," Hide shrugged.

"But wasn't that a kakugan?!!"

Hide smiled, "Doesn't mean the story's not true."

"..!!"

"But I do suggest you don't arrest him, Amon-san. He could not only be a great asset, but it would startle the other ghouls he's involved with. They'd go on guard. It's in your best interest to not arrest him - or kill him."

"..! We are supposed to kill ghouls on sight, Nagachika!!"

"Not if they're of use.. right?" Amon gritted his teeth.

But.. was that ghoul really of their use? Nagachika said so, but.. What if he ate any humans that came into his shop?

No.. Nagachika seems to be a regular.. Of course, that could mean he was a ghoul himself, but he'd passed through the RC detector many times, denying any doubt of his humanity.

And Amon was allowed to walk out.

No.. That ghoul doesn't eat all the humans that walk into his shop..

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"I'M BACK~!!" Hide sang as he walked in through the double doors. The CDL, or Binging Leader, glanced at him, halting her conversation with the Gourmet Sack.

"Ah, Eyepatched Sun. Nice to see you. ? You brought someone with you?"

"A new recruit!" Hide grinned behind his mask, even though they couldn't see his smile. "We're calling him the Rabbit Bloodstone."

Amon stared in horror from behind his mask.

Why?

BecausE PEOPLE WERE F*CKING EACH OTHER IN THE CORNER!!

"I assume you did the first background check?"

"Yep! He's good!"

"Alright. I'll proceed to the second check then. Until then, please keep an eye on him."

"No prob!"

"So he's after the Rabbit, is he?"

"Yes. He works at the CCG, just like me." Amon looked at Hide, surprised.

Why was Hide telling them that?!!

"His partner was killed by the Rabbit."

"I see.. Rabbit Bloodstone, why do you want to join the CDs?"

"!!" Amon looked at her, unnerved.

This is not good.. Why did Hide tell her all of that?

"... I.. I hear you have better information than the CCG.. I would like to find the Rabbit as soon as possible.."

"He's also pretty interested in the Eyepatch, but I already took him," Hide clasped his hands behind his head, winking at Amon at the end. "The Eyepatch prevented him from saving his partner's life." Amon pressed his lips together at the mention.

"Alright. Please, come with me, Rabbit Bloodstone," she walked into a different room. Amon looked at Hide, who nodded, and followed her. Hide glanced at the corner of the room, where Flower and Tulip were having sex.

Amon was no doubt disturbed by that..

But he'll get used to it.

Hide walked over to Serpent Bat, easily starting conversation with him.

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"He's good," Binging Leader nodded as she reentered the main room. Hide looked back at her and smiled.

"I told you, didn't I?"

Binging Leader nodded and looked toward Rose, "Rose, please proceed with the third test."

"Sure thing, Binging Leader," Rose smiled behind her mask, courting Amon back into the same room he was just in.

Hide called after him, "Good luck!!"

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Needless to say, after the third test, Amon was purely horrified. Hide laughed, sensing his disgust from behind his mask.

"He's in?" the Binging Leader asked Rose. Rose smiled behind her mask, nodding.

"He's in. He's actually quite good at sex. But he's not used to it or ready. He's not ready to take on customers, as he doesn't like to take initiative."

"Eyepatched Sun, would you like to mentor him?" Binging Leader smiled behind her mask at Hide. Hide grinned behind his own mask.

"Sure!"

Oh h*ll no!! I was just practically RAPED by this person I don't even know!! No way am I going to be raped by a boy I have to see every day!!

Needless to say, Amon was not up to the idea.

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"It's actually my first chance to mentor someone. Normally, I'm known as the newbie, but now you will! Good luck!" Hide grinned, laughing. Amon glared at the street in front of him as they walked back to the CCG. "Anyway though, I'm sure you're wondering why I told them your line of work - and your reasons, but if I didn't tell them, they'd find out, and guess what? Both of us would be expelled from the CDs. That wouldn't be good, now would it? Oh, and by the way, you've probably noticed, but the CDs don't refer to each other by their real names, no matter what. In fact, we don't even know each other's real names! Oh, and, you'll never see one of them without their mask. Since that is the case, they're probably all fantasizing about us being a couple 'cause we trust each other enough to show each other's faces around the other, and we know each other's names." Amon glared at Hide. "In fact, that's probably why Binge Leader let me be your mentor. You might as well get used to sex 'cause we do it a lot."

"I did not sign up to this.."

"You so totally did. I told you we were prostitutes. You expected sex."

"But not rape!!"

"Rape, sex, it's not really different in this case. You may call it rape, but you expected sex. And you agreed to it. Therefore, it is not rape. Oh, by the way, I think Rose has a crush on you."

"... What?" Amon hissed.

"She probably took one look at your body and said 'yes, this guy's in'. The sex was just extra to her." Amon felt like he was going to hurl. "Oh, by the way, these are the relationships: Binge Leader dates the Gourmet Sack. Flower and Tulip. Blank is pretty close with Cross and Crystal. I think it's a threesome.. Anyway, Serpent Bat and I are still single, as well as Rose. Obviously, you are, too, but that might change. Oh, by the way, Serpent Bat's gay, so you should watch out for him, too. I totally saw him goggling you." Amon couldn't take it anymore- he barfed in a nearby trashcan. Hide stopped walking and watched as Amon got ahold of himself. "Of course, I think he likes me, honestly," Hide added when Amon was finished.

Amon had yet another heaving fit.

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"-but at the same time, more than anyone, I think Serpent Bat likes Blank. But Blank's straight, after all. He has a thing for sex with multiple people, I think, but that's just a bunch of girls goggling over him. He doesn't like to share the attention with any other guys. You might have to do sex with multiple people yourself. If the customers request you with another prostitute - or requests to have your attention with another customer - then you'll have to do that." Amon ran over for the nearest trashcan yet again, and Hide watched. Takizawa's eyes were wide.

"What on earth did you two just come from?" he questioned, horrified by Amon puking.

"Prostitute Hangout," Hide replied, walking over to Amon.

"I think I just lost my entire lunch.. and breakfast.." Amon commented grimly, disgusted at Hide's explanation of the CDs. He puked some more.

"You probably did, Amon-san."

"..."

"Oh, Seido-san, I think you'd be able to get into the CDs, too," Hide abruptly commented, looking over at said boy.

"No way! If Amon-san is hurling..!" Hide laughed.

"That's too bad. I really think Serpent Bat would appreciate you."

And now Seido was the one puking.

Of course, he didn't know the half of it.

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"-which is why, until Amon-san gets accustomed to sex, he won't be allowed as a CD, and I won't be able to go back until then either." Marude nodded.

"Well, since you two have already started, please do your best on this job."

"Yes sir," Hide and Amon replied in unison.

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"-which is why, please get accustomed to sex, Amon-san," Hide finished, hands behind his head. Amon was glaring at the floor. "Where do you wanna practice?" Amon grumbled. "Alright, my place it is," Hide replied, walking towards the door.

When they got to Hide's apartment, Hide glanced to the side.

"... Someone there?" Hide questioned to air. He heard feet shuffling away. He turned back to his door, opening it.

"Was something wrong, Nagachika?" Amon furrowed his eyes as Hide closed the door behind them.

"Nah, not really. Sometimes, I feel like someone's there, watching me as I enter my apartment, but as long as I speak, they run off. No prob." Amon stared, kind of baffled that Hide was so stupid enough to just not care if someone was stalking him. "Anyway, let's go," Hide took a sharp left into his bathroom, and Amon followed.

Luckily, Hide's bedroom was the only place where his obsession with Kaneki wasn't obvious.

"This is my bathroom, and where I'll be training you for the next few days," Hide leaned against the wall, "You will probably take on male and female customers, so you'd better get used to that. We'll start slow. Oh, and, you might want to stay at my house until we finish, but that's up to you." Hide waited for Amon's answer.

"I-"

"Remember," Hide interrupted, "we're supposed to get you into the CDs as quick as possible. It's been pretty slow since Uta-san took a while getting your mask together."

"..." Hide knew Amon had changed his answer. "Fine. I'll stay here." Hide nodded and proceeded in taking his clothes off, his face impassive.

The lemons have arrived.

Warnings:
-... Rape? Dubious consent? How would you explain this??? Like, neither Amon nor Hide are into what they're doing....
-Masturbation
-Stroking
-Oh, and, although they're Hidemon lemons, Hide... is obviously pining for Kaneki, so...

"Strip," he told Amon. Reluctantly, telling himself it was for justice, Amon did. Hide flipped up the top of the toilet and p*ssed in it. Amon stared at him, flabbergasted at why Hide was peeing. Hide explained, "First, you have to get used to being naked with someone else. Then we'll start with sexual things."

"..." Amon watched, glancing away occasionally, as Hide released himself of all the liquid in his bladder.

"You really are a quick learner, aren't you?" Hide mumbled as the last drops entered the toilet. "Your turn," he stepped back, allowing Amon to get in front of the toilet. Grimly, Amon peed as Hide watched. "Good." Amon jumped when Hide caressed his arm. Amon glanced at him, not at all happy at being touched while in the nude. He noticed that Hide's face was still impassive.

That's unusual.. Usually, Hide always smiles and laughs.

Hide's hand moved to Amon's back, caressing Amon's muscles. Hide's eyes merely stared at nothing, straight ahead as he did so. Hide's hands moved to Amon's abs, and then he stepped back.

"Your turn," Hide said expressionlessly. His mind was elsewhere now, just like always when doing things accumulated with sex.

Amon took a deep breath through his nose, his face scrunching up as his hands moved towards Hide's body. His hands caressed Hide's arm, then his back, then his stomach, just as Hide had done to him. Hide had a soft blush on the tips of his ears, his eyes getting a little bit of light back in them. His head was cocked, as if he was contemplating over something. When Amon's hands moved back, Hide blinked, taken back to reality as he glanced at Amon. He frowned only slightly before he began caressing Amon's face and neck and hair. Hide was both aroused and turned off.

It's not soft enough.. This isn't..

Hide was slowly brought back to reality as he felt the creases of Amon's face. A face that was so very different from the one he really wanted to caress.

Hide's hands retreated from Amon, and Amon did the same, adjusting to the gist of the activities- Hide does it, Amon does the same thing to him.

Hide closed his eyes, trying desperately to get back to that calm paradise.

But it was no use. Amon's hands were too blocky, too..

Unlike him.

When Amon's hands retreated, Hide started caressing Amon's chest. Hide's hands softly played with Amon's nipples for a mere second. Hide's hands eventually retreated back from Amon's body, and Amon did the same. Hide's face was grimmer while Amon got more and more used to the activities. He kept reminding himself that it was for justice, for justice, for justice.

Hide knelt down once Amon's hands retreated, and he began caressing Amon's feet first. His hands then slowly trailed up Amon's legs, and he stood back up once he caressed the thighs for a few seconds. Amon did the same to Hide.

Then once he stood back up, Hide took Amon's face in his hands and slowly neared it with his own face. Amon felt the gaze Hide had disturbing and unnerving. He glanced away occasionally, the impassive, expressionless face Hide had being more like a heartless person than his coworker. Hide pressed his lips against Amon's chin, Amon's forehead, Amon's nose, Amon's cheeks, and finally, against Amon's lips. Hide mouthed Amon for a few seconds before he stepped back. Amon felt the need to shiver under Hide's gaze, noticing that it had a tone of anger under that impassive nature.

Regardless, Amon did the same as Hide had done to him. Once Amon kissed him though, as Amon was about to retreat, Hide slid his tongue over Amon's lips. He nibbled on them and stood there. Amon did the same, and Hide opened his mouth. Amon didn't understand the gesture, still.

Hide retreated from Amon, explaining since Amon obviously wasn't going to get it through actions alone, "When someone licks or bites your lips, that means they want you to open your mouth so they can stick their tongue in your mouth. Understand? Let's try that again then."

Hide neared Amon again with the same impassive face. Amon turned grim, as Hide had a little light in his eyes as he spoke.

Amon did not like this impassive Hide. Not at all.

Hide pressed his lips against Amon's and licked Amon's lips. Amon opened his mouth reluctantly, and Hide slid his tongue in. He wandered the caverns, going over ever crevice. He wandered over every one of Amon's teeth, and he licked Amon's tongue. He slowly retreated.

"Your turn," Hide announced again, and Amon was forced to face that robotic face once more. He neared Hide's face and {Is it bad that I ship Amon and Takizawa? Eh. ... Sorry, that was random. Please, continue.} licked Hide's lips as Hide had done to him, but Hide did not open his lips. Amon bit on the lips, and Hide opened his sideways-doors. Amon slid his tongue in, uncomfortable. He slid his tongue over every part of Hide's mouth until he reached Hide's tongue. Hide's tongue began playing with Amon's, but the impassive stare Hide had made Amon highly aware of the fact that he was not at all happy or aroused. Rather, he was acting as if he was merely doing a duty.

It was not how sexual activities were meant to be, and Amon knew it.

Amon wasn't sure if this was how Hide acted towards his normal 'customers' or not, but if so, he thinks the people who request him are nuts.

Their tongues slowly retreated, a bridge of saliva breaking almost the same speed as it had been created. Hide grabbed his penis and began masturbating, still looking straight ahead. Amon was unnerved, and stepped out of Hide's gaze. Hide stroked himself, light slowly returning to his eyes. His breathing slowly got out of its rhythmic pattern as it got heavier.

After a few minutes, Hide was panting and moaning, and he stepped forward. He quivered and shook in front of the toilet, panting and screaming.

"K-KANEKI!!!" Hide screamed as he finally came. He huffed and slid to his legs. He'd aimed his semen perfectly into the toilet, and Amon had no idea how he'd done that. Reality - and the darkness - slowly returned to its place in Hide's eyes, and Hide glanced at Amon. He stood back up, said a short, quiet apology, and stepped back. "Your turn," he announced quietly. Gulping, Amon stood in front of the toilet unnervingly. He felt hands turn him towards the bathtub though. He looked at Hide in curiosity. "You're new to this, so you probably can't aim semen just yet. You can learn how to aim later, but right now we're just going through the motions. Cum in here," Hide instructed softly.

At least it wasn't that emotionless drone he'd been learning from earlier..

Amon turned back to the bathtub and began stroking himself. It took a while, but finally, he came. It startled him when Hide grabbed his penis before he'd even come down from his high.

"Na-Nagachika!!" Amon's eyes were wide as he watched Hide's hand rub up, and down, up, and down.

"Relax, Amon-san. Just feel. Imagine I'm the person you want to be with, okay? That person is the one stroking you," Hide said softly, and somehow, his voice was hypnotic to Amon. "It's not Hideyoshi Nagachika. I am the person you want to be with. The one you love. The one you want to be touched by." Still sensitive from cumming once already, Amon was panting and moaning from the touch, unable to stop his mouth from making the lewd noises.

It didn't take very long before Amon crashed to his knees after climaxing.

Hide's hand retreated from Amon's dazed sight, and Hide wiped his hand with a towel.

"I suppose we should stop here for tonight. It is late, after all."

Amon sighed out, falling unconscious from the sheer amount of pleasure he'd been released to in a matter of minutes.

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The lemons have exited.

Amon woke up in a bed, his face getting red as he remembered the events that occurred just last night. He groaned, arising. His mood was already sour.

But he touched something as he replaced his hand, and he glanced over. Hide was staring up at him, a book open in his hands, placed on his chest.

"Good morning. How does it feel to be a customer that went unconscious from pleasure?"

!!!

Amon was utterly horrified.

Hide sat up, placing a bookmark in his book and setting it down, all as he said, "Take note, Amon- you'll often have customers that faint from pleasure. You need to be ready for that, and you should know how to wake them up- politely. And sweetly, of course. It should be like the customer just woke up to eating chocolate-covered strawberries. Understood?"

Amon groaned, plopping down on his side, facing away from Hide.

"I suppose you aren't ready to continue. That's fine. You're lasting longer than I did."

Amon's ears twitched. He glanced over at Hide.

"... When did you faint?"

"Oh, no, you misunderstand me, Amon-san. I didn't faint. No, I flipped out and screamed and ran out with only my underwear on."

Amon was utterly dumbfounded and horrified.

WHAT THE hECK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!!!

"I sobbed for what.. thirty minutes? Yea.. That was how my first time with a girl was. Binging Leader and Gourmet Sack would tease me about that afterwards for a while. They called me a girl and joked that I was a total coward that couldn't handle sex like a man. I don't blame them. I'm not. I don't handle sex like a man. Why would I?" Amon glared, obviously not impressed. "I'm homosexual," Hide explained further, "So of course I won't handle sex like a man."

Oh.

Amon huffed a sigh and returned to staring ahead at his closed eyelids.

But then Amon's eyes shot open.

"WAIT, YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL?!!"

"Duh. You didn't know?"

Double horrified. No.. this is count.. Ah, Amon's lost count..

BECAUSE HE JUST SLEPT IN A HOMOSEXUAL'S BE--

"I'm not attracted to you, Amon-san. You're too rough."

"..."

Okay, that calms Amon a little.. Hide is NOT attracted to him. It's fine. He wasn't secretly goggling over him. Okay. It's okay.

"... And.. Takizawa..?"

Hide shrugged, "He's more LIKE me than my type. So nah, I'm not really attracted to him either."

Good. So the 20th Ward's CCG HQ did not have a homosexual pervert that had been secretly staring at investigators. Good.

"..."

"You ready for our next go?"

"h*LL NO!!!!"

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Eventually, after five rigorous days, Hideyoshi Nagachika deemed Amon Koutaru ready for prostitution. {Such a vile sentence said with such dignity and honor and determination and - yea, you get the point.}

"You were right, Rose- he is pretty good at sex. You wanna have another crack at him?"

F*CK NO!!

"Actually, Eyepatched Sun, I'll see how he is," Binging Leader smiled softly behind her mask. Hide nodded and went over to talk to Serpent Bat, waving at her.

"He's all yours, Binge Leader."

"Then, let's go in the back, Rabbit Bloodstone."

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Amon successfully passed the final test- the retest of sex.

{me (sounding sarcastic because I'm tired right now): Congratulations, Amon! (throws springy-whatever, ribbons- whatever they are over Amon)

Amon: (twitching in anger)}

"I hear there's a new worker at the Clear Dips," two girls whispered amongst each other, giggling, "I hear he's really quite the looker."

"I heard that, too! You wanna go check him out after this?"

"Su-"

Slam!

"Your lattes," Touka stared at them impassively. The girls sweat bullets, frightened out of their seats from Touka's cold aura.

Touka went behind the bar to make another order, where Yoshimura was cleaning dishes.

Touka huffed, "There they go again, talking about that 'Clear Dips' place.. Why is that popular anyway? It's a prostitution place!" she hissed. Yoshimura merely dried the dishes calmly.

"I've actually heard a few things about that place myself. Uta-san says he knows some of the workers, too." Touka scoffed. "I hear it's a type of ghoul nest." Touka glanced at him. "I hear information accumulates there, and that some of the 'payments' or 'deals' made there have information involved."

"... It's still disgusting."

"I was wondering if maybe one of you could go there soon, actually." Touka glared. "I'd like some information they are rumored to hold. Would you mind, Touka-chan?"

"..."

She could give them a piece of her mind..

"Alright, fine," she scoffed. Yoshimura smiled politely.

"Thank-you, Touka-chan."

"Yeah, yeah. What do you want?"

"I want to know what they know about the CDs, CCG, Hideyoshi-san, and Kaneki-kun. Can you do that for me?"

"Sure. But.. why?"

Yoshimura merely smiled.

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