1. Song that describe how you feel.

Aadat se majboor.

Should I pretend it's not super shady? I swear to God I'm not trying to catfish anyone . . . At the moment.

2. Song that describes your love life.

Pinjra by Jonita.

Eventhough this song is super good, no one really knows it. The lyrics are: pinjra pinjra kol kinari.

So basically I'm trapped in love? WHAT LOVE??

3. The song that will be played at your wedding.

Do pal ki from Veer Zaara.

That sounds sweet - WAIT

WHO'S SINGING THE BLOODY SONG???

YALL IF SOME GUY JUST COMES IN WHILE I'VE GOT THE MEHDI, HALDI AND IS LOOKING SUPER CUTE WITH A HUGE DENT IN MY WALLET COMES ALONG JUST BEFORE THE WEDDING I WILL PUNCH HIM. DESI WEDDINGS ARE LIKE A MONTH LONG, HAVE THE DECENCY TO STOP THE WEDDING AT THE HALDI KI RASAM INSTEAD OF THE SMACKDAM ON THE WEDDING DAY WHERE I PROBABLY SPENT SEVENTEEN HOURS GETTING READY SMH

And yes, if any guy pulls a Channa Mereya on my wedding day, I'd be pretty annoyed LMAO

4. Fourth song that will be played at your funeral.

Hona Tha Pyaar.

Okay so I should clear this up: so this guy pulls a Channa Mereya on my wedding and then another guy falls in love with me on my funeral day??

MAYBE I'M ACTUALLY A CONWOMAN (aadat se majboor) AND I SPENT MY WHOLE CONNING PEOPLE AND THE READON WHY DO PAL KI IS PLAYING BECAUSE I DID A DOLI KI DHOLI AND MY TRUE LOVE REALIZES HE LOVED ME WHEN I DIED (Hona Tha Pyaar).

My life sounds really wild right now.

5. The song that's your theme song.

Kaun Tujhe from MS. Dhoni.

This would probably be the song I sing to guys before I steal their wallets #whoops.

6. The song that you play when you think of someone.

Bulleya.

Does this mean I get a fuckbuddy on the side?

7. Seventh song is sung to you by your celebrity crushes.

Ajj Jane Ki Zid Na Karo.

OF COURSE NOT JAANU

8. The song that is your ringtone.

Jiya re.

All I can imagine is me chilling with one of the guys I'm fraud-ing and then suddenly all you can hear is; khud hi se pyaar kiya re.

9. Your tweaking song.

Tere bin yaara.

Omygod . . .

10. The song you have to listen to for the rest of your life.

Hum Jee Le Ge from Murder 3.

Tbh this song suits my mood when there's no one online and I'm bored.

11. The title song of your life.

Ae dil hai mushkil.

The only thing i want hard is ____

Tell me what you filled in the blanks with 😂

12. A song that describes your personality.

Cutiepie from Ae Dil Hai Mushkil.

[Ashiq ko phasana ka tareeka hai puraana]

According to this tag, I'm a conwoman?? This is so wild ha ha ha

- Maya.