I forgot who requested this I am so sorry >.<! If you're the one who requested Dazai then here you go! Again I'm sorry! I added lime at the end just cause.
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You were lounging around in your apartment having your own lazy day. Nothing eventful just a day to unwind and destress because according to your doctor you have had high stress levels. It made sense to you considering your job at the Armed Detective Agency, your other job helping in managing your cousin's bookstore in Yokohama, and finally your boyfriend Dazai Osamu.

Why were stressed by your boyfriend? Well other than his special habit of attempting suicide, he's been very distant with you. You understood in that the Agency has been dealing with this whole war between the Port Mafia, and the Guild, and also the Agency planning an alliance with the Mafia. But still you felt really lonely, really really lonely. Your apartment became dull without his frequent visits, and your chest hurt every time you didn't see him in the Agency.

You tried watching a romantic movie, and that backfired on you badly. So now you were just watching your favorite anime. Lying on the couch you became occupied with your thoughts.

'I miss him so bad. Does he not care?No of course not, he loves me but...he's not showing it.'

So you forced yourself up and went into the kitchen, maybe some food will he'll get your mind off things? You gathered some ingredients to make hamburgu*. Just as you were cooking the meat your phone buzzed. You hurriedly picked it up looking at the text, as well as being wary of the meat. It was from the one and only Dazai Osamu.

DO: (Y/nnnnn)! How're you doing?

'I'm feeling horrible and lonely.' You thought.

You: I'm doing fine :)

Your fingers automatically typed up a lie. You didn't want him to know about your loneliness, you thought he would see you to be selfish. You even thought you were selfish that you wanted your boyfriend to pay attention to you more than his work, but you couldn't help it.

DO: Really? I heard you had high stress levels.

You: I do, but you shouldn't worry about me. I heard how busy the Agency is.

DO: Don't say that! Of course I'll worry about you. All the time!

His answer made your heart skip a beat, and reminded you why you love him. Even though he was...strange, he wasn't afraid to show his love to you.

DO: In fact, I'll ditch work right now and come see you.

You: Wait what?! Dazai don't just ditch work!

DO: It's fine, besides I haven't seen you in a while, you must have been lonely right?

Your heart skipped a beat again as you read his last message. He figured out how you were feeling without even seeing you, although it made sense to you.

You: Fine, just be wary of Kunikida-kun.

DO: Don't worry I'll just sneak out the window ;)

You sweat dropped not even surprised that he might try something along the way. Just the very thought was raising your stress again. Nonetheless you texted him a warning.

You: Don't do anything stupid. I'll be waiting.

You put your phone next to you on the sofa and resumed cooking. Not less than 10 minutes, just as you were finishing, you heard a knock on the door. You opened it and saw Dazai with a gigantic bump on his head.

"What's with the bump on your head?" You asked immediately.

He just shrugged giving a playful smile, "I got caught by Kunikida, but I still went out anyway." He said

"Didn't I say not to do something stupid?!" You scolded him.

He shrugged once more with a stupid, playful look on his face. Suddenly he leaned in quickly stealing a kiss. You were caught offguard by the gesture and looked at him in shock when he pulled away.

"Hey is that hamburgu I smell?!" He said excitingly like a child. He dashed into the apartment leaving you standing in the doorway shocked. You slapped your blush covered face to get over the shock, and followed him into the kitchen. It's not like you were shocked that it was your first kiss, no you two have kissed before, it was just so unexpected.

"It's smells good~" Dazai said drooling. You smiled at Dazai's goofy side of his personality, it's why you loved him so much. You knew his dark side (*cough Star Wars ref *cough*) as well even his biggest secret, but that didn't turn you away from him at all.

"I'm almost done...would like to uh stay for...dinner?" You asked hesitantly with a squeak, even after a while you still get embarrassed. This time his goofy look turned charming as he gave a smile that would always make your heart melt. Before you know it his lips met yours again in a sweet kiss, but this time he deepened it for a split second. You were shocked again as your heart began racing.

"I would love to!" He exclaimed, the goofy grin appearing on his face once more.

"Ok..." You said dazed.
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As you two sat around with the hamburgu in hand, and watching anime you couldn't help but wonder why Dazai was kissing you. Not that you hated it, he just did it every so often. In fact he kissed you right before you say down, your poor plate almost falling from your hands. Now you were just sitting around both eating and in thought as you two watched anime together.

Dazai sighed out happily, "I always love your cooking (Y/n).~" He said contently. He noticed you were being strangely silent, he glanced over at you. You still had the pensive look on your face, he just smiled.

"Hey (Y/n), why do you look so confused?" He asked. You jumped facing him with a huge blush on your face.

"Eh?! I uh-"

"Is it because I keep kissing you unexpectantly?"

If possible you turned even redder making Dazai's smile become more sly.
"Want to know the reason?" He asked as he leaned in for your lips again.

"There's a reason..." He trailed off as his lips brushed yours. By now you had abandoned your food, and even the anime as Dazai gave you a full kiss. His lips moved furiously at a fast pace, his tongue gliding along inside your mouth. Again he caught you when you were off your guard. He pulled away, and you took in a breath of air looking at him with your wide eyes.

"I've been neglecting you for a while now. So I ditched work, and came here. But I guess I became even more guilty so I've been sneaking kisses to show that I still love you." He said, he was now facing away as his eyes showed a tiny glint of guilt. You smiled at his explanation as your heart starting beating. You took his face in your hands and made him face you. This time turning the tables, and catching him off guard.

"You don't need to prove it to me. True I missed you, but I understand that you needed to work especially with everything happening now." You said sweetly. You kissed him this time immediately deepening it. You let his tongue roam around in your mouth granting him full access. It was a heated moment as you two started making out. You didn't realize when Dazai pushed you down on the sofa as you were caught up in the heat of the moment. His hands went up your shirt sending shivers on your skin, and alternated between kissing and roaming the soft skin of your neck. He left butterfly kisses on your neck as your boy became more heated. Your body felt light as you unconsciously grind against him softly, him returning the gesture.

He chuckled as he faced you, his head above yours.
"How about we take care of that stress?" He asked caressing your cheek. You didn't hesitate as you attacked his lips again. Let's just say a fun, de-stressing time went on that night.

A/N: Lemon denied! *holds up shield* I already did a Dazai lemon so I'm holding off of that! I apologize that my lazy ass didn't upload in a while. And those who have been keeping up with me know that I'm leaving for Canada today. So I won't upload unless I have wifi, I'll still write though. Meanwhile I'm trying to think of a good plot for the next request, and I greatly thank you all for being patient. Meanwhile note *hamburgu is Japanese hamburger steak for those who don't know, not like regular steak.

Also have a shitty anime poem as an apology:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dazai attempts a suicide
All according to his keikaku.

Anyway next up:
Akutagawa x Reader x Dazai

Kunikida x Hyper!Reader

Ranpo x gentle!OC (actually I have a question about that, is it OC or reader?)