So I was getting some fish today.

My old ones unfortunately died because of a sickness that spread through my tank. Oof. I couldn't save them in time.

So we got some new fish.

The guy who was selling them told us that we weren't allowed any Mollies, even though I had them last time and they were fine.

So I said fine and moved on. I ended getting some miniature version of a Platy (and they are adorable). I want to breed my fish so two males and four females.

Then I got some Neons. They're a type of fish. Very pretty.

So when the guy gave me my fish in a brown paper bag, he told me, and I quote.

"The neons are very sensitive to water temperature. They will break."

I'm sorry, what?

So in German he said "Die Fische gehen kaputt."

I died.

THE FISH WILL BREAK

NOT DIE

THEY WILL BREAK