Prompt: A conversation among zoo or barnyard animals. What night they be saying about the humans?

My response:
"That one red headed girl keeps staring at me." The fattest chucked said to the pig. "I think she wants to eat me."
"What a shame." The pig said. "I do t have to worry though. She doesn't like pork."

Fun fact about this response:
There actually is a farm a little ways away from my house and there's actually a really fat chicken there that I always stare at and think about how much I want to eat it. And yes, it's true that I don't like pork.