Oma god! So, I'm sick right now, I have a cold, and I'm watching PewDiePie on YouTube. And my mom comes home from her date. I sleep on the top bunk on a bunk bed, and I sit up, and the ceiling is SO much closer to my face! And it's almost ten at night, so my mom wants me to go to bed, and calm down, even though I'm whispering. But I do the exact opposite, and get off the bed. I lose my balance! I'm so confused guys! Everything is so short, now! It makes no sense! And my mom asks me if I'm high, and I said: do you know what I said? I said "probably"
You may think I'm crazy, but I swear I got high off of grapes, once. You can ask maddysquirrles! We were on oovoo, and my dad's girlfriend gave me grapes. And since grapes make wine, I'm wondering that if I ate too many grapes, I would go crazy. And it worked! I swear, my head was hurting, and I couldn't talk properly!
So my mom asked me "On what?"
And me and my sister say "Grapes." at the same time! My desk and my spinny chair got smaller! It is creepy! I dunno about you, but I think I had a growth spurt, in the past hour and a half.

So let's make a stand, and together, we can cure boredom. This is, was, and will be Sapphire Stone. Thank you, and goodnight.