AN: A co-written oneshot by Nightstar fury and Vala411. (Vala drags fireworks into the story while Nightstart juggles several lemons..... The lemons end up hitting Nightstar on the head.)

"Oh...My...Thor..." Toothless whispered, horrified as he looked at his colleagues after they told him the good news.

"Come on man!" One of the detectives said as he clapped Toothless on the back.

"Oh. My. Thor!" Really, there was no other response to this. Toothless had walked into the precinct with a large to-go cup of his favorite coffee. Columbian, two spoons of creamer and five spoons of sugar; he had a sweet tooth, though he doesn't advertise it. His morning was going great, that was until he discovered that nearly half the precinct, secretaries and his Captain included, had signed him up on Dare2Dream. A new dating site that was taking Berk by storm.

"Come on, Toothless, lighten up," His partner said as he sat down at his desk.

"That's easy for you to say." Toothless retorted. "How would you feel if half the precinct tried to get you a date for New Years?"

"Honestly...Like, do you want my honest opinion pal?" His partner asked.

"Not you too!"

"Dude, you've been in a slump for months now. I haven't even seen you crack a crude joke since what's-his-face," The man countered.

"Jacob," Toothless automatically answered.

"Since what's-his-face dumped you!"

"He didn't dump me! I dumped him!" Toothless corrected. He'd caught his partner in their bed with a woman. A WOMAN! Toothless had been shocked to the core as his partner had repeatedly told him that he wasn't into women. Then came the feelings of betrayal as the pair scrambled to get their clothes on after being caught. Then the rage as his partner tried to make excuses. No, Toothless couldn't handle this. He ran out of the apartment and straight to O'Malley's bar to drink his sorrows away. When Toothless came home that night his partner's stuff was gone and he was alone in a cold dark apartment. He didn't even make it to the bed. Not that he wanted to and just fell asleep on the sofa.

"Look man..." one of Toothless' colleagues said. "You've been basically celibate all these months. Even your work's suffering."

"And you think getting me a blind date would work to fix that?" Toothless shot back.

"No, we think getting you laid would solve that," His Captain deadpanned and Toothless shot up from his chair. His Captain was known to be silent but to be able to sneak up on him, well, he really must have been slipping then.

"Look, we got you matched with a nice fella. He likes the same music as you, seems sassy. You love sassy. And he's an animal lover. His profile page says that he volunteers at the local animal shelter each Sunday."

"You guys aren't going to drop this are you?" Toothless asked as he looked at the profile. The profile picture just showed a black cat with green eyes sitting on someone's shoulder.

"Nope!" His colleagues said together, beaming.

The man sighed, obviously, not having a choice. Technically, he did. Toothless could just not show up and delete the app. At the same time, he was just a tad curious to who he'd matched with. "Fine..." Toothless agreed.

"Glad you agreed, cause we already set things up!" His partner stated. "O'Malley's, 9 O'Clock. Since you get off shift here at 8," He shrugged.

Toothless only nodded, and sat at his desk to get some work done. Before he even knew it it was 8 o'clock already and he was tidying up his desk to leave. Too many folder stacks littered it and he was worrying that they might fall.

"I'll take care of this," his desk partner said as he shooed Toothless away. "There's no use in stalling."

"I wasn't..." Toothless wanted to make clear that he wasn't stalling but he was literally shoved out of the office. Some of the remaining officers wolf-whistled after him while telling him "Go get 'em tiger," Toothless blushed accordingly.

He arrived at O'Malley's at exactly 8:45. When going inside the bartender recognized him because he was a regular. O'Malley's was a cop bar so a lot of off-duty officers were present.

"Yer date is seated at table 14," The bartender stated even before Toothless could say anything. 'Really, how many people were in on this blind date thing.' he wondered.

Toothless walked past the table and as table 14 came into view he could see a shock of auburn hair. When he came closer he took a good look at his date and halted in his steps. His date at that moment also looked up while taking a sip from his beverage and actually choked.

"YOU!" Both said as they came face to face with each other. "HOW?!"

"You're the hot cop that arrested me!" Was uttered the same time as Toothless said "You're the nasally-sounding forger!"

"Wait...Nasally?! I don't sound nasally!"

"Did you just call me a hot cop!"

"Uhm..." The auburn-haired man at the table now blushed and then groaned while putting his head in his hand. "This is the last time I let Astrid sign me up on a dating site," The man grumbled.

Toothless didn't know who Astrid was but it seemed the guy was in the same situation he was in. So he sat down and tried to act cordial. He honestly didn't know how to react to this. His date was one of his collars from a few years ago. The man had gained some muscle and was looking mighty fine but Toothless just couldn't get out of cop mode right now.

"So..." The auburn-haired man said.

"So..." Toothless answered. "You come here often?"

"To a cop bar? No way..." His date stated. "Oh, I'm Hiccup by the way."

"Hiccup...." Toothless had a faint recollection of the name from booking. "ID forgery right?"

"Why do you remember that?!" Hiccup groaned.

"Look, I normally don't do this but my roommate Astrid has it in her head that I need to get laid because I'm ruining her vibe with her girlfriend." Hiccup confessed.

"My colleagues feel the same way," Toothless confessed. "Name's Toothless by the way, friends call me Toothy,"

"I'll be honest with you. O'Malley's isn't my usual scene. Cop bars...Ex-forger...You know..." Hiccup explained.

"Normally, I wouldn't pick this place for a first date either," Toothless confessed.

"Oh," This caught Hiccup's attention.

"Yeah, for a first date I was thinking of this nice cozy Italian restaurant I know called The Golden Boar."

"The Golden Boar?" Hiccup asked. "That sounds...Not Italian to be honest."

"It's run by the craziest pair of twins I've ever known." Toothless laughed as he started loosening up. The bartender had brought him his usual drink and had asked Hiccup if he wanted a refill during that time.

"That sounds both interesting and worrying," Hiccup mentioned.

"Trust me, they make the best shrimp scampi this side of town." Toothless uttered and then leaned forward. "Say...Why don't we go?"

"Go? Like... just go?" Hiccup asked.

"Yeah, this place isn't really first date worthy, no offense, but I really want to treat ya," Toothless confessed. "I figured I might as well give this blind date a try. What do you say?"

"Uhm...Okay..." Hiccup said and before he knew it Toothless had thrown some bills on the table, grabbed his hand and they were out of the bar with a wave to the bartender who, if Hiccup was certain, gave a thumbs up.

Hiccup got a ride with Toothless and as Toothless navigated Berk's nightly traffic he asked "So what have you been up to all these years?"

"Uhm, ya know...I went straight," Hiccup confessed. "The whole forging ID's thing was never supposed to be permanent."

"Well, that's good to hear. I would hate to bust you again." Toothless chuckled. "Though I have to admit, the ID's you made were top quality."

"Uhm...Th-Thanks?" Hiccup really didn't know what to say to that.

"So..." Toothless asked as he stopped at a red light. "Why was it never going to be permanent?"

"I was just using it to pay off my student loans," Hiccup confessed. "You know the job market. After I graduated college I couldn't find a job, thirty applications...2 interviews...getting ghosted on both interviews. I needed to pay rent and my roommate at the time asked if I could help them with some fake IDs. Turns out I was good at it. It paid the bills. Otherwise I'd be homeless with a degree,"

"You couldn't go back home?" Toothless asked with a raised brow.

"My dad passed and mom, well...She wasn't in a good place. Uncle Spitelout got her to see a doctor but he couldn't take me in." Hiccup just shrugged and then looked out the window at the passing scenery.

"I'm sorry to hear that," Toothless said. He genuinely felt bad for collaring the guy after hearing the situation.

They arrived at The Golden Boar about half an hour later. Toothless had steered the conversation towards music and movies during that time and he smiled at how much he and Hiccup had in common.

"Tuffnut," Toothless greeted upon stepping into the restaurant. It was packed and Hiccup didn't think they might get a table.

"Ah, signore Fury," The host, Tuffnut, greeted with great exaggeration. He then looked toward Hiccup and gave Toothless a raised brow.

"My date," Toothless admitted while trying to hide a light blush.

"About time man!" Tuffnut then said, his Italian accent gone now. "Why don't I set you up in one of our private booths."

"A table is fine Tuff..." Toothless tried to argue.

"Nonsense!" Tuffnut actually huffed at Toothless. "Ruffnut would have my head if we gave our silent partner...Just a table. Besides..." Tuffnut's brows now wagged suggestively.

"TUFFNUT!" Toothless uttered while looking scandalized. He blushed and told Hiccup "He's normally not like this."

"Lies, I'm always like this," Tuffnut huffed before showing them the way to one of the private rooms. "I'll be right back with the menus,"

"I apologize," Toothless said as he pulled out a chair for Hiccup. "Tuffnut isn't usually so.... Well... no wait... he usually is. His sister is cruder. Oh Thor,"

"He doesn't seem so bad," Hiccup confessed. "Compared to Astrid and Heather that is. My roommate actually whacked me with a dildo tonight when I was having second thoughts about this date."

"BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA......" Toothless couldn't keep his laughter in. The way Hiccup said that with a straight face was what broke him.

"Well hello there," A female voice interrupted Toothless' guffaws.

"Oh gods... Ruffnut." A woman stood in the open doorway dressed in a Chef's uniform. She was holding two menu cards.

"Tuffnut told me you arrived with a hot date," Hiccup blushed at the comment while Ruffnut continued. "I just had to see for myself."

"Ruffnut behave!" Toothless warned.

"Don't I always?" Ruffnut asked rhetorically as she handed both men menus.

As she turned to leave she uttered "Now Toothless, don't do anything I would do," Toothless sputtered, then groaned as he tried to hide his blush.

Hiccup and Toothless perused the menus once they were left alone. Hiccup ended up choosing a Mushroom Risotto and paired it with a glass of Pinot Noir. Toothless chose a Pasta Carbonara and paired it with a Montepulciano. They thoroughly enjoyed their dinner and opted for a second glass of wine with dessert. Toothless was addicted to the Tiramisu but Hiccup wanted to try the Pistachio Panna Cotta; a delicious dessert with gelatin and cream.

Throughout the meal they had made small talk and noticed that they had many things in common. As Hiccup ate another spoonful of creamy gelatin he did so in a sensuous way. Toothless couldn't help but stare. Hiccup smirked as he took another bite of his dessert, licking the spoon as he pulled it out of his mouth. Toothless couldn't help but groan ashis mind was slowly spilling into the gutter. He had to admit that Hiccup was a great date. He was funny and sassy and easy to get along with. They had a lot in common and Toothy could actually see him asking Hiccup on a second date.

"You got..." Toothless said as he reached out a hand to Hiccup's cheek where a bit of gelatin was left over. Instead of using his finger he closed the distance with his lips and enveloped Hiccup in a passionate kiss.

The kiss must have gone on for a good few minutes and was venturing into making out as Toothless shifted from his seat to be in Hiccup's side of the booth. Both of them were really into it and stopped caring that they were in a restaurant. But this was why they were in a private area. Toothless made a mental note to thank Tuffnut later for pushing things for them to be alone. The kiss eventually broke because Toothless ended up knocking a few utensils on the floor. Silently cursing, he broke the action and sighed.

"I'll get those," He muttered.

"Don't pout." Hiccup giggled a bit. "But do hurry up because I'd like to continue what we were doing..." He mentioned. "Or more...I don't even care. Fuck..." He sighed contently. "I'm good with whatever we do for the rest of the night.

Toothless smirked. "Really now?" Suddenly, Hiccup felt like he shouldn't have revealed his inner thoughts after the very hot makeout session. "Good to know..." He sank beneath the table easily to locate the fallen utensils. Toothless grabbed them quickly and turned to get back up into the booth beside his date when he realized that he was in the perfect position to find out just how willing Hiccup was in that more request.

Toothless set the silverware back on the table, but didn't come up yet, which made Hiccup curious. Though, the curiosity quickly shifted to surprise when he felt Toothless's hands snaking up his thighs and to his crotch.

"Wh-What are you doing?" Hiccup asked him.

/Lemon Start/

"Exactly what you said you wanted...More." Toothless replied as Hiccup's eyes widened. Toothless got his fingers working the button undone, then pulling the zipper down. Hiccup blushed a deep shade of red, but didn't stop the officer from what he was doing. Toothless fished Hiccup's length from his boxers. It wasn't hard to miss the male was already semi-hard. Toothless went right to work in wrapping his hand around Hiccup's cock and stroking back and forth.

"Oh...Gods..." Hiccup breathed out, reclining a bit with his eyes closed. Thank the Gods they were alone. That was what he was thankful for and that Astrid beat him with a dildo to make him go on this date. Toothless was also rather grateful he let his colleagues talk him into this blind date. What a treat that they actually knew one another from years before and that they got along now and had so much in common.

Toothless stroked Hiccup to being fully erect before holding the appendage in his hand, bringing his mouth closer to swipe his tongue over the head. Hiccup flinched, but remained still beyond that as Toothless licked around like Hiccup's dick was a loli-pop or maybe a popsicle. Hiccup only relaxed and let Toothless keep at what he was doing. All Hiccup needed to do was keep his voice down in case anyone came into the room or walked by. Toothless brought his mouth over Hiccup's length, beginning to bob his head back and forth.

"F-Fuck..." Hiccup moaned. Toothless went to town on him and Hiccup was becoming a disheveled mess on the booth's seat, his hands working into Toothless's jet black hair and gripping it a bit. Toothless had begun to suck and stroke at the same time. Each movement drove Hiccup closer to release and it was all the more hot to be doing it in a public place like this, more that Toothless was a cop and had no reservations about such an act. Toothless moved his mouth and hand faster and Hiccup bucked his hips a bit. "To-Toothless...Gods. I'm...Gonna cum!" Hiccup panted.

Toothless didn't let up and it drove Hiccup right to orgasm. He bucked again, arching a little as he came. Toothless didn't move until Hiccup finished and then he licked him clean before backing up to move back into the booth with a grin on his face and licking his lips. "I think that dessert was better than my Tiramisu," Hiccup was flushed, trying to glare as he fixed his softening cock back into his boxers and closed up his pants just as Tuffnut came in with the check.

/Lemon End/

Tallon glanced at the number, seeing the total as $65.80. Tallon pulled two fifties from his pocket and gave them to his friend. "Keep the change," Tallon said as he scooted Hiccup from the booth and got out after him. Tallon got his hand and pulled him towards the exit, and then into the parking lot.

"I cannot believe you did that in there!" Hiccup scolded.

"What?" Toothless asked innocently.

"You know what you did!" Hiccup glared.

"I didn't hear any complaints from you, now shush and let's go," Toothless pulled him to his car and they got inside.

"Where are we going?" Hiccup asked while buckling himself.

"Wherever you'd like to continue the date. My place or yours?" Hiccup's cheeks burned, but how could he say no. Astrid would surely set up another blind date for him if he just went right home after ignoring an obvious hint by the cop for them to have sex tonight.

"My place is just around the corner..." Hiccup stated calmly. "It's closer, but I feel like Astrid is stalking the place...So maybe yours?"

"I'm close by too," Toothless told him, shifting the car's gear into drive and they were off to Toothless's apartment.

The drive was quick, not more than five minutes later, they had arrived at a hotel-looking apartment complex called Dreki Nest Apartments. Toothless pulled into his normal space near the entrance and parked.

"Is this a hotel?" Hiccup decided to ask as they unbuckled and they got out of the car.

"It used to be, then when it went out of business a company picked it up and renovated it into an apartment complex. I live on the 6th floor," Toothless informed calmly, offering his hand to Hiccup, who accepted and they walked together into the complex. Toothless led Hiccup to the elevator and they stepped inside. The doors closed and Toothless pressed the 6 button on the panel. The elevator began its ascent up the different floors.

"Out of curiosity...Are there cameras in here?" Hiccup wondered.

"No, they were taken out when this place stopped-," Toothless was cut off by Hiccup's lips crashing against his and backing him against the wall.

/Lemon Start/

Toothless locked his arms around Hiccup's waist, pulling their bodies together and returning the kiss fully. Their tongues battled for dominance, and it was pretty even between them as to who might win it. Hiccup brought his left hand to Tallon's pants, working to unclip his belt and only get the button open before his hand dipped in and found Toothless's length. Hiccup started stroking lightly as Toothless groaned, deepening the kiss.

The elevator suddenly stopped on the 3rd floor and the two males stopped what they were doing when the doors opened to let someone else on. Hiccup didn't have time to pull his hand out of Toothless's pants, so he just shifted to having his hand behind him and leaning against Toothless casually. Three people boarded the elevator, then there was another stop on the 4th floor to let four in. It was getting a little crowded and they still had a little time until they reached Toothless's floor. Hiccup started to move his hand a bit and Toothless bit back showing a reaction.

"Not in here..." Toothless told him. "It's not appropriate," He whispered.

"Just like it wasn't at the restaurant?" Hiccup countered, stroking a bit faster and feeling Toothless harden in his hand.

Toothless bit his lip, closing his eyes and trying to relax. The elevator reached their floor and the two got out, awkwardly connected still. Once the doors closed and the elevator was headed back down, Toothless got Hiccup's hand out of his pants and captured his lips, pushing him back against the wall. Hiccup didn't fight it, and let Toothless take control as he was very turned on by the force used. The two started making out and Toothless was able to pick Hiccup up and lock the man's legs around his waist. The kissing continued as Toothless reached his door and finagled getting his keys to open the door. Once inside, Toothless closed it with his foot and used a hand to flip the lock before carrying Hiccup past everything and right to his room. Both of them figured after revealing that the date was set up for them by others believing they needed to get laid, so why the hell not?

Inside the bedroom, Hiccup lowered his legs as they stood in Toothless's room, making out feverishly. The males lustfully worked at getting each other's clothing off and not caring where it landed as Toothless backed Hiccup against the bed and the two fell over onto it when Hiccup lost his footing. Now, Toothless laid on top of Hiccup and the kissing never let up. Hiccup managed to roll Toothless so he was under him, and sank down the man's body to reach his half-hardened cock and bring it into his mouth.

"Fuuuck..." Toothless moaned. Hiccup sucked and stroked hungrily, but didn't bring Toothless to orgasm as there was a lot of night left to enjoy. Toothless pinned Hiccup down, getting between his legs and looking at him. "Top or bottom?" Toothless asked him. "Limits? Probably should do this before anything else," If he Hiccup knew one another better, he wouldn't stop to ask but even on hookup apps and sites, it was discussed before the event took place.

"Either, but I prefer bottom," Hiccup said.

Toothless grinned and went back into kissing Hiccup senselessly. The two got comfortable on the bed, up by the pillows. Toothless reached into his nightstand drawer to get out a bottle of lube, and a box of four condoms. Leaving the box on the nightstand, Toothless got the lube cap flipped open and Toothless got some in his palm before recapping the bottle and lightly tossing it aside. Toothless smeared the lubrication on Hiccup's butt, slicking his fingers up and down the crack and around the hole. Hiccup moaned out at the feeling. Toothless slid in one finger slowly and Hiccup arched a bit but moaned again. Toothless began to move his finger in and out slowly.

"Gods..." Hiccup moaned out. "More," He asked. Toothless moved his finger faster and harder. "O-Oh..." Toothless continued his actions eventually slipping in a second one. "Fuck me..." Hiccup tried to spread his legs more.

"That is what you want?" Toothless asked, plunging his fingers in more to hit Hiccup's prostate a few times.

"Yes...Please?!" Hiccup pleaded.

Toothless kissed him again, pulling out his fingers. Toothless got back on his knees, then reached for the condom box to get one out. He tore the wrapper with his teeth and pulled the object out. Toothless rolled the condom over his hard cock then grabbed the lube to add more around the protection. Toothless set himself at Hiccup's entrance and snapped his hips forward to get in fully.

"Gods yes!" Hiccup cried out in pleasure. Toothless leaned over Hiccup's body to capture his lips, making out as he began to thrust his hips back and forth. No words needed to be said in everything, Toothless and Hiccup knew what the other wanted or needed. Though, Hiccup would moan for harder, faster, and deeper. Toothless was happy to oblige the man. More than a few times, the pair changed positions too. Toothless had Hiccup on his hands and knees, also for a little while against the wall. Hiccup did get to ride Toothless. It was a great time and they went on for several hours leading up to about 11:45 pm. "Tooth...I'm gonna cum..." Hiccup panted.

"Me too," Toothless had Hiccup back down on his back, and his legs over Toothless's arms. This let Toothless thrust hard, fast, and deep into Hiccup, sending pleasure through both of them. Toothless was even able to reach Hiccup's cock and stroked him for added feeling. "Fuck..." He groaned.

"Gods...Yes! More...More! I'm-," Hiccup came instantly when Toothless hit his prostate without warning. Hiccup's ass clenched and tightened with the orgasm, only triggering Toothless to release too. Toothless lowered Hiccup's legs and laid over him so they could make out again. The males rode out their climaxes for a good ten minutes.

"You know...I think this date went so well, we should do it again," Toothless commented with a pause in the kissing.

"I was thinking the same thing," Hiccup smiled. "Remind me to give you my number before I leave,"

"Who said you were leaving?" Toothless asked.

"Oh, well I don't just assume I'm staying the night..." Hiccup blinked.

Toothless chuckled a bit. "It's New Year's Eve...I don't want you walking home with all the drunken fools out there that I'm probably arresting or booking tomorrow when I go to work..." He stated. "Stay,"

"Okay..." Hiccup replied, nodding. Toothless pulled out of him, sitting up to take off the condom and then they both cleaned up before getting back into bed together.

/Lemon End/

As they were getting ready to fall asleep, the males heard cheering all around and fireworks outside. Toothless checked his phone to see it was midnight.

"Well, I think we started this new year off fantastically," Hiccup chuckled.

"Couldn't agree more. It's always great to start the year on such a good note," Toothless replied, looking into Hiccup's green eyes. "Happy New Year, Hiccup,"

"Happy New Year, Toothless," Hiccup said.

The males shared one more kiss together before snuggling up together and soon drifting to sleep for the rest of the night, both knowing that this wouldn't be the last time they saw one another, not even the last time they kissed, had sex, or shared a bed. There was something there, and it was the most perfect way to start off the new year.

Later on that morning, Toothless woke up very well rested. He stretched himself out on his fluffy bed, under his warm covers. The activities of last night came rushing back to him and he couldn't help but be happy. When he reached where Hiccup had been cuddled up next to him he found the spot empty. The covers were still somewhat warm so Hiccup couldn't have gotten up that long ago.

Toothless reluctantly got out of bed, still naked, and once he exited the bedroom the smell of pancakes assaulted his nostrils. He turned the corner and found Hiccup in the kitchen. The man was scandalously dressed in only an apron. Not even Toothless's shirt..... Just an apron. The frilly black apron that Toothless had gotten as a gag gift from his sister for Snoggletog that read Hot stuff coming through.

Toothless Jr. was showing it's interest as the smell drew Toothless closer.

"I don't know whether to snack on the pancake or you," Toothless uttered as he hugged Hiccup from behind. His excitement was clearly evident against the cleft of Hiccup's ass.

Hiccup himself actually yelped in surprise causing the pancake he was set to flip to shoot through the air and stick to the ceiling.

"Uhm......" Hiccup muttered as both he and Toothless looked at the stuck pancake. They would have to get it off the ceiling before more fun could be had. One thing was for sure, they were really glad their friends decided to set them up for a blind date.

AN: HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Vala and Nightstar story with light copious amounts of fireworks)