Free: Today i'm going to teach u how to climb a tree!

Silas: And why would we need to know this?

Free: Survival skills 101. You know, so you don't DIE

Silas: ....

Free: Rule number 1! Always be prepared to snap ur neck! *Makes a head chopping gesture*

Everyone: . . . . . 0~0

 Free: Rule number 2: Watch where u put ur hands. Don't place them on any small twigs, slugs, fuzzy caterpillars or moss. Anything that can poison u or inpail u

Everyone: . . . . . Fuck this shit we're out-

Free: HEY WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN TELL U HOW TO CLIMB A TREE YET!!