Too Many Cats?


A little something for John's passing date. Him, Brian and lots of cats

"Wow, so this is Heaven huh?" John remarked as he wandered through the clouds. It was nothing like he had ever imagined, mostly because he imagined there was no heaven. "How does anything grow if we all live and sleep on clouds, and the houses are made of clouds. Why is everything a cloud?!"

"I wondered that myself when I came up here. At least it means we'll get warm, summer days all year round." Brian replied. "Besides, I think the appearance doesn't matter as much as those who come up here. Of course since I'm a Jewish man I don't believe in hell, ironic considering what you sang in your biggest hit to date. So do you still believe what you said then?"

"Well, I mean I was trying to act all mythical and wanted to change the world with Yoko teaching me so much about how horribly women were treated and the state of minorities in the 70s. I guess I should have focused more on improving myself, primal scream therapy didn't do much to ease up on my anger management."

The Beatles' former manager responded with a sideways glance before asking; "primal scream therapy? Didn't you do that in your Two Virgins album?"

"Oh very funny Eppy, you could have been a comedian. But at least now I can work on all that stuff with my Mum and my idol, Buddy Holly! I wanna know if he's still making records for the masses of angels up here, I know he sings like one." John swooned, the first thing he did when he came up was to instantly ask where to find the man who inspired the Beatles. "I can't believe he signed me old guitar too! I wonder who else I can meet up here, I mean besides my extended family and all my idols."

"Well you can meet all the famed peace activists that came before you as well as the pioneers of all the different musical genres. Of course it's not just limited to humans up here, we got a pound where you can take in all kinds of cats and dogs that recently passed away. If you lost any pet while you were alive you can find them all waiting for you there too, I know I saw Martha come on in just a short while ago."

Upon hearing that last statement, the rhythm guitarist rushed right in. "I knew that would get him excited, should I be concerned? Aw what am I so worried about? I mean it's not like he's got a hundred pets over the course of his lifetime right?"

Bad question, very soon the pound practically exploded with an astronomical number of cats rushing out. All following John leading them like a pied piper, of course the cat lover wouldn't think of leading them into a passing river. "JOHN?! DID YOU ADOPT THE ENTIRE POUND?!"

"Nah, just all the cats I took in back when I lived with Mimi. Even little Tim is here! Wow, I never knew he was a girl. Guess I better call you Tammy now." John joked. "And here's Pyramus! Me and Paul got a pair of cats and decided to name them after the characters we played. Aww and even Alice is here and happy to see me! I missed her the most, after what happened back at the Dakota."

Brian could listen to him gush about all his cats for hours on end, but then came the trouble of how they would all fit in their shared house. "They're made of clouds like everything else right? Well we can take some more of the cloud ground and expand the flat with it! And of course I could take ownership of the pound and find all kinds of homes for the poor lost pups and kitties."

"And by that you mean our home right?"

".... You know me too well."

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