HAPPY GLOBAL BEATLES DAY EVERYONE!!!! HAVE A ONESHOT ON ME!!

Everyone knows the story of the Beatles, how two guys met at a church and banded together with another friend they met on a bus and a rival band's drummer to become the most famous band the world over.

However none of that would have been possible if it weren't for one man coming in to see them perform all the way back in 1962, this man is named Brian Epstein. John knew that if anyone were the fifth Beatle it would be him, unfortunately not a lot of people know about him and how he contributed to the group.

"Not helped by a ton of anti-Semitic rumors going around about him getting money from let's say untrustworthy places." John butted in. "Of course we wouldn't have known that back in the sixties when our main concern was touring and making sure the fans were happy with our albums."

"He really doesn't get a lot of good characterization in fanfics either, he's either a creep, a complete doormat to either me or John or just completely written out because people can't be bothered to look him up. Oh yeah, there was also that one story where he was literally the devil but we don't talk about that." Paul added.

As today was Global Beatles Day, the boys thought maybe today would be the perfect way to get the world to know about the guy they considered their dad. "If Brian didn't find us we'd still be at the cavern singing She Loves You until we're forty!" George chimed in, strumming his guitar.

"And I would have still been with Rory Storm, I dunno how much more successful that group could have been since poor old Rory passed away some time in the seventies. Brian really was the glue that kept us four together, especially since we started falling apart when he passes away in the next three years."

"We ought to do something for him! I know it ain't his birthday yet but we have just as much reason to celebrate him as we do to celebrate the rest of the band for Global Beatles Day. How about we make him a big cake celebrating him? We can have it decorated to look like the gay pride flag with a big fondant star of David right in the center!"

"And we can have cake pops that look like our heads all over the sides and our instruments made of marbled chocolate! What else do you think he'll like?"

As the boys got the cake ready, Brian remained in his office with George Martin and Freda Kelly. "It's great that the boys now have their own holiday, but now I got the feeling that they won't need me much anymore." He sighed.

"Aw don't be like that Eppy, the boys wouldn't have gotten very far if it weren't for the day you went to see them in the Cavern. Besides, I know John won't be very happy to hear you're going away. He clings to you like you're his dad, he probably clings to a lot of people."

"I can tell, but I'm sure they can manage. I mean it's not like he's just gonna let whoever praises him enough to take over as the new manager and it turns out that guy is extremely biased towards Paul and ruptures the ba-"

Before he could finish, the boys rushed in with a giant sheet cake in hand. The icing work was sloppily done and George's face was covered in crumbs, explaining the large bite taken out of the corner. "Happy Global Beatles day Eppy!! We couldn't leave you out of the celebration." John grinned. "We tried to decorate it ourselves but someone ate all the frosting and powdered sugar."

"Hey! You sucked whipped cream right out of the nozzle!" Paul grunted. "But it's the thought that counts right?"

"Aw, you really shouldn't have."

"Well we did it anyways, maybe tomorrow can be Global Beatles Staff Day! And then Beatles Girlfriends day!" Ringo suggested. "Of course I'm just grabbing at straws here but it's a start right?"

Brian was smiling from ear to ear, he didn't have the heart to tell them the cake was burnt at the top because of how proud they were. "Let's just celebrate today."